Shanco

Bed either Amaria or Cain. Wed Victoria. Behead Cal. EDIT: Mixed up names, that's embarrassing.

Teemo is a very awkward champion compared to the rest of the roster, getting decent with him is going to take a bit of time.

As for the iOS users that are having the mobile site issue, try downloading Mercury Browser and use that instead. It's imo a vastly superior web browser, and it allows you to change the user agent to something like Firefox (so that it's disguised as a desktop browser) and thus get around the mobile issue fairly easily.

We need Erick/Neo in here. He's the resident Teemo player - or at least was, so he'd be the best person to talk to. But anyway, despite the fact that there's numerous build paths that Teemo can go, his playstyle remains the same: be a nuisance to the enemy laner in the early game, then begin delivering Satan's word when you start roaming. When you get good with Teemo, you can slowly kill enemies across the map...even while your're dead. Not only are the shrooms meant to piss people off, but they provide a tactical advantage of map control - they're like wards that do damage. To best do this, place your shrooms in brushes, in the river, near enemy jungle camps, and along the sides of the lane if you're splitpushing. If an enemy's approaching, don't be afraid to stand still by some shrooms (so that you are stealthed) and either watch them pass, or pick someone off if they hit the shroom; therein lies one of Teemo's strengths which is picking unfair fights. Also a tip: using your Joke, Taunt or Laugh will not reveal you even though the enemy can hear you if you're nearby. This is a way to troll the shit out of your enemies, it's hilarious. Be careful if they have a pink Ward or Oracle's Lens handy though.

That feel when I go back to PO and I see this Fellow remainders, hear my call

I won't disagree that he was pretty underwhelming on PBE as well, but he's a champion that doesn't exactly function very well in solo queue - his ultimate is too easy to mess up, and his playstyle requires you to have a certain trust with your laning partner. He's a lot like Yasuo in that there needs to be that level of coordination and trust to win fights.

Jacze + Shanco "The Reset Bros."

Fun fact: This skin has two references... The skin idea itself came about shortly after the time that Infernal Nasus came out, but a pro streamer named Trick2g somewhat famously refers to Nasus and his halberd as "Pimp" and, more notably, "The Cane"

Oh god, these new skins on the PBE are amazing. Definitely Not Udyr (Five Nights at Freddie's where?) Order of the Banana Soraka (this is classic, lol) Archduke Nasus (The cane, it's real) Surprise Party Amumu (Turns out he knows how to have a good time after all...?) Urf the Nami-tee (Phreak must have been in on this one)

When Julia critted me four times straight.

Should I get Phoenix to come in here and give 100 questions like old times?

Eh, I don't get it either. Twisted Treeline was on beta for just shy of a year and a half following its release, so maybe there are still kinks that they are looking for.

Retry, by far. http://www.retry-game.com/

Ain't even mad EDIT: So Ikaru won't ban me...

Yep, both Maelstrom and I are pretty big fans of Ganondorf. Mael especially.

Most of them are, yeah. We know better than to submit our brain cells to the horrors of ranked.

Best IGN I've seen yet.

Yeah I do. The site's got a whole array of errors on the phone browser - for example people have the wrong avatar (ex. Godot has Erick's for some reason), and Tacos's trainer card appears at the bottom of every page where the social network buttons show.

Aaaaaand take a guess what's around the corner. Patch 5.5, of course! There's a ton of balance changes with this new patch, a couple of skins, and a new champ as well! Here's a look at what you can expect with the new patch. Skins The following skins will go on sale in the store for 975 RP unless otherwise stated: Elderwood Bard Secret Agent Xin Zhao Headhunter Akali - 1350 RP Champions - Updates The next champ to receive a VU is Kassadin! His update is a lot like Alistar's in the sense that he's mainly getting new animations, models and textures for each of his skins, but no new voiceover. Champions - General Azir's soldiers have a longer attack range. Bard incoming. Gragas is getting a buff to his base mana as well as the damage cap vs. Monsters on his Drunken Rage. Kassadin is getting some numbers tuning to his Riftwalk, including a mana cost reduction and a 2 second cooldown at max rank. Lissandra lost base damage on her Ice Shard. Nautilus is receiving heavy changes to his Titan's Wrath and Riptide - although the damage on both spells is down, Riptide's cooldown and mana cost have been reduced, and Titan's Wrath has a stronger shield. Nidalee's Bushwhack no longer deals %health damage. Shyvana's Flame Breath had its own %health damage buffed - attacks against marked targets deal more damage (damage cap remains the same). Skarner is getting some damage buffs to both Crystal Slash and Fracture. Sion is getting a slight adjustment; the scaling mana cost on Decimating Smash has been moved to Roar of the Slayer. Decimating Smash also received a slight boost in AD ratio. Sona's ultimate now costs 100 at all ranks. Tristana's Rapid Fire cooldown is lowered by 1 second each time she attacks a unit marked with Explosive Charge (does not affect turrets). Trundle's Frozen Domain now offers 20% healing/regen from all sources (scaled up from 8% before). His passive's range has also been buffed. Urgot's Terror Capacitor shield now scales with mana. His ult's cooldown is down at higher ranks as well. Varus's Piercing Arrow cooldown now starts at the beginning of the charge, rather than the end, Veigar's Event Horizon now appears immediately instead of after a .25 second cast time, and apparently they cut back on the delay by .25 seconds as well...I dunno. The notes aren't very clear here, and they don't list the dash-stopping power that he had on the PBE. Vi lost some Movement Speed as well as base damage on Assault and Battery at earlier ranks. Volibear's Frenzy now gets half its cooldown shaved if it hits a Monster. Xin Zhao's Battle Cry heal was buffed at earlier ranks, as well as Audacious Charge's base damage at later ranks. WHAT WOULD AP XIN ZHAO DO? Zac's Elastic Slingshot has been buffed to CC its targets for double the previous duration. Zilean's Time Bomb cooldown is down at earlier ranks. Champions - Texture Rebalances The following champs are getting rebalances to their skins, including bases: Cho'Gath Janna Taric Warwick Champions - Insignificant Stuff The following champs will be getting insignificant changes, mainly bug fixes: (to be updated) Gangplank Karma Karthus Kassadin Rek'Sai Singed Sona Soraka Trundle Viktor Zac Items - new stuff The Cinderhulk enchantment is the new green jungle enchantment, replacing Juggernaut. (Recipe: [smite upgrade] + Bami's Cinder) +350 Health +30 Bonus Gold per Large Monster Kill UNIQUE Passive: Increases bonus Health by 25%. UNIQUE Passive - Cinderhulk: Deals magic damage equal to 15 + (champion level) to nearby enemies each second. Damage increases each second while in combat, up to 100%. Bami's Cinder is a new HP item that builds into Cinderhulk, and will also replace Giant's Belt in Sunfire Cape's recipe. (Recipe: Ruby Crystal) +300 Health UNIQUE Passive: Deals 5 + (champion level) magic damage to nearby enemies each second. Minions and monsters take 50% bonus damage. Luden's Echo is the new major AP item. Items - General Zz'rot Portal's Armor and Magic Resist have been buffed. The Point Runner Passive (Raptor Cloak, Ohmwrecker, Zz'Rot Portal) now works with fallen turrets. Summoner's Rift - Jungle The Raptors and Gromp deal less damage. The Wolves give more gold. Summoner's Rift - Turrets The Middle Inner Turret no longer has the Vanguard passive (shields itself and nearby allies). The Vanguard passive has been nerfed; the tower no longer gives itself as strong a shield. Turrets in general give less gold and XP. That's it for now! Kassadin VU...Bard...there's a whole bunch of stuff to look forward to this patch...especially if you're like me and like playing immobile mages, because Luden's Echo is a very good item for them, not to mention Bard can be a big help with his Magical Journey and other tools to help them out.

Some of Vlad's abilities do, others don't. Transfusion (Q) doesn't cost anything. Sanguine Pool (W) costs 20% of his current Health (so if he has 300 health left, it will cost 60 health) Tides of Blood (E) has a flat health cost (30 to 70, depending on rank) that increases with the number of stacks you have of Tides of Blood. (At max stacks, it's double the cost) Hemoplague ®, like Transfusion, doesn't cost anything. It is a little inconsistent as a lot of champions who use Health (such as Mordekaiser) have associated Health costs with all of their basic abilities, so any confusion is understandable.