Jelly

hi

ah yes very nice shitpost to contribute to this thread fren

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

@cowtao @pwb

honestly orange caramel wasn't nominated for a single grammy and you want me to take any of these awards seriously????? nah im good /late

the yung counter to lax: Machamp @ Choice Band Ability: No Guard EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Dynamic Punch DAS ALL U NEED 252+ Atk Choice Band Machamp Dynamic Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Snorlax: 506-596 (96.5 - 113.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock 252+ Atk Snorlax Return vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Machamp: 195-231 (60.7 - 71.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO like ok but u dying tho nomming pangoro for ru

i used lum for the calcs because that is more common.

had no idea rip

252 SpA Lilligant Giga Drain vs. 248 HP / 0 SpD Archeops: 156-184 (44.1 - 52.1%) -- 15.2% chance to 2HKO which means you have a solid chance of not being put into defeatist. but even if you do get down to -50%: 8 Atk Defeatist Archeops Acrobatics (110 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Lilligant: 204-240 (72.5 - 85.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO you shit all over lilligant's life with a chance to not get 2HKOd. muk is not very good at the moment due to psychic types being everywhere. i also never said that archeops should be switching into grass types anywhere. it can check them, thus "handling" them.

it's kinda meh. what you really run archeops for is the ability to use taunt and then hit something with an extremely strong attack. using a band set could work but you're better off using a standard set.

OP shamelessly stolen from Hilda Approved by yung danny NeverUsed Showcase In which, we discuss offensive and defensive threats in the NU metagame. Song of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EyARHscb8mU Pokemon of the Week: Archeops Viability in NU: A+ Rank - Archeops' amazing speed tier (110) and base 140 attack makes it a scary threat in NU. Its ability to go bulky or offensive and still be a stallbreaker and heavy hitter makes this birb a force to be reckoned with. Sets to use on Archeops: Also a very neato core based around Archeops is Archeops-Sesimitoad: Overall, Archeops is an insanely good Pokemon. If only it didn't have such a garbage ability. Other options to run on Archeops would maybe be a mixed set. It's not that great but since Special Attack isn't halved by Defeatist it can catch people by surprise. I hope you all enjoy the fourth installment of the "NU Showcase"!!! I'd like some recommendations on what to do in following weeks. Because I'm starting to become more and more busy over the weekends, I'm going to start putting these out on Mondays. As always, leave your comments, checks, and counters down below! -Jelly

reppin the $60 crew. ive spent the same money on this game that i would have on any other game and spent about 10x the time playing it. fair trade imho

lookin fresh you salty dog x.x

im surprised that the #1 stallbreaker, giscor, is not included in your list.

this belongs maybe in the creative writing subforum. also please dont

ground types suck

we outchea

hello friend :]