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Sylvan Nephilim

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This Pokémon's pincers, which contain steel, can crush any hard object it gets a hold of into bits. (pokemon Y pokedex)

A Politoed named Snoop Dogg

ya know, because when it enters it will read: "Snoop Dogg's Drizzle made it rain"

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Horrible! Everyone knows the only acceptable name for a crustle is Mr.Krabs. Lasagna? Please... delicious food tho.

A hoppip named Adobe Flash

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Awful. Everyone knows Magmar has a butt on his face.

Well, actually.... Magmar's japanese name is Boober.....so yeah.... I'll leave the rest to you.

Well back to the nickcrashname hating, horrible name for a female typhlosion. You can only name them Cyndy when they're still cyndaquils, or Tiphany when they're all grown up. Nothing else.

A swoobat called Batstraeh. [[[[read it backwards you fools!]]]]

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No, that hurts too much when you realise it never will. A nickname that opens old wounds, is a bad nickname.

A Gyarados called Splash God.

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That's downgrading for Gyarados. All those days splashing are behind it, and should stay that way. It was bullied for so long...

Anyway, a Vinny called Weavile.

Edit: wait... what?

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Awful name for a Vinny. Everyone knows Vinnies are not nicknamed: they go straight into the PC.

*realises Vinny is not a pokemon name*

A weavile called Vinny makes more sense, actually.

A Lickylicky called whynature?!

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