Endlessblaze Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 "Well that was easy." Card removes his Ichor card and stores it and Unfathomable Flesh back where they belong. He does however leave Home Cooked Meal active with a shrug, can't hurt to have some spare healing on hand"Man its going to be a pain lugging this and whatever else we get today around. We have got to get better rides" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormLord Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Alpha wanders to the side with some of the hotdog flesh and after a few minutes of trail and error he comes back with a vaguely dachshund shaped burnt hotdog mutant. Something no man, woman, or child should be forced to witness, yet he treats it much like a house pet. Then he follows the others to Nutrivatland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Froggy Ninja Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Psolomom slams her fists together to kill the glove before seeing Sweet Roll almost get eaten. Oh no my precious boy! She picks up Sweet Roll and begins to fuss over him until the next encounter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Henderics Posted January 3, 2020 Author Share Posted January 3, 2020 The group continues on down the road, and they spot Nutrivatland in the distance! As they approach, they see a very crude-looking golem waddling towards them with lumbering, jointless steps. When it gets near, a loud voice bellows out of it mechanically. "GREETINGS NUTRIVATCO SOVEREIGN CIVILIAN-RESOURCE TYPE D, LAY ON THE GROUND SO NUTRIVATCO PROPERTY MAY BE LOCATED AND RETURNED!" "THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ASSUMING DOCILITY/RESIGNEDNESS BASED POSITIONS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkhasia Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Onion will lay down and see what the robot does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Froggy Ninja Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Psolomom will also lay down but when it gets close she'll roll into a handspring and do a cool flip that ends with an Echo Axekick to the crown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Block takes one good look at the golem, and proceeds to charge directly at it, intending to use high velocity block to block it's face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endlessblaze Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Card plays along, slowly moving down to the ground while slipping his Ichor card back in alongside the still loaded Home Cooked Meal."Full. Ichor." Just as he is reaching the ground he draws his Chili Horrordog card and leaps back up Yeeting a Snack Orb at the robot with his sword like its some kind of baseball."CHILI HORRORDOG!" He then uses the power of the card in his hand to detonate the orb, setting it off like a bomb in front of the robot's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Henderics Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 7 14 1 6 3 10 11 20 13 Onion and Psolomom lay down, allowing the robot to approach. "HOT DOG MATERIAL DETECTED. RECLAIMING" the golem explains, its stubby round arms unfolding with a series of small metal brushes. While Psolomom leaps into the air and does an acrobatic pirouette, Onion fails to leap into the air, pirouette or no, and the brushes scrape at him violently! Psolomom's foot crashes into the machine's screen, sending it tipping backwards dangerously! Its screen glitches and distorts. Block follows up on this, running towards the machine and blocking it right in the head with a vicious block! Card summons up a Snack Attack and throws it at the golem, but the explosive glances off of its mettalic, rubbery exterior, leaving a small singed place. Alpha decides that the machine has gone on long enough without being obliterated, throwing a heaping armful of bomb-rocks at the machine! The explosion shudders and shakes the land around as the golem becomes the new resident of the pavement, embedded deeply in it and with large cracks running along its body. The machine looks ready to give up the ghost, but then, in a fit of cruel fortune, Onion's soul orb glints underneath their grass cloak, after the scrubbing the machine tried to give him had stripped it clean. The golem shudders. and the cracks in its body widen as its screen pops and sparks for a moment before sliding out of the boxy-frame it was held in. It keeps going further, and further out, while the cracks keep growing wider and wider. The air grows red with miasma. The machine stands to its full height, and its screen blinks frantically, the word "KIL" scrolling slowly across it in response to the sight of the soul orb. "PROPERTY OF NUTRIVATCO" the machine booms in a bassy monotone, as a long, mechanical scythe and some sort of giant gun unfold on arms of their own. The gun's barrel is big enough to fit a whole fist down, and the scythe's blade is edged with a dark purple substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkhasia Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Onion will set up his Ogre Barrier and just protect the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Sensing a strong killing intent emanating from the golem, Block will move closer to it, and focus on blocking it's arms from moving properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endlessblaze Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 "Well that's a thing! Trial! Unfathomable Flesh!" Card quickly runs the Unfathomable Flesh card through his scanner again, this time however he decides to mix things up, given the greater threat. Because this thing just SCREAMS 'I am much more dangerous then the random food scraps you just butchered' Spinning his sword around a few times in one hand till he stops it pointing downward, he starts swirling up the plasma and plasma constructs coming off it, before putting his other hand on the sword and swinging it forward in a sliding motion, then up. Casting the plasma free in a rolling "Disc" along the ground. Thanks to Unfathomable Flesh, the teeth that are usualy simply fired at range when swung, should get pulled of into the swirl being made of plasma. As should the Ichor weeping from the blade which, is also of course, made of plasma.The intended result is a rolling sawblade of Ichor and Giant teeth riding towards the target. Card aims for either the center legs, or, if he can catch it while its coming in for a sweeping attack of some kind, the arm connecting its gun or scythe!"Zankourin! Crimsion Blade!" Hopefuly he will also release a snack soon, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormLord Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Alpha throws more bombrocks from his collection, aiming for joints and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Froggy Ninja Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Psolomom crouches down in a sprinters position before kicking off to drive a brutal Echo Punch into its screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Henderics Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 11 17 2 1 17 15 18 13 15 11 The machine takes the first move! 3 5 5 5 3 Nutribot unleashes a hail of gunfire at Card, punching a hole straight through their left arm! The gun's recoil makes the remainder of its shots miss, however. Nutribot unleashes a vicious brushing attack on Psolomom. Brushes scrub them down violently, damaging their body and clothing... A little bit, but not much, honestly... Nutribot stomps forward, following up their brushing attack with a kick that sends Psolomom skidding down the highway! Nutribot swings its gigantic scythe, the blade cutting into Card as it charges forward, before using the blade to fling them at Psolomom, the pair crash in a tangled heap, covered in cuts and abrasions. Nutribot does a happy dance, spinning around in a circle!4 3 1 17 10 8 7 3 7 8 - Onion erects an Ogre Barrier, Layers of magic surround Onion! Layers of magic tried to surround Psolomom, but she was too far away! Layers of magic tried to surround Card, but he was too far away! Layers of magic surround Block! Layers of magic surround Alpha! Layers of magic surround Dia! Layers of magic surround Fresh! - Block tries to block Nutribot's limbs... but he misses, crashing into the asphalt with his leaping block! The asphalt cracks, large fragments jutting up from the ground! - Card's blade grows a horrifying amalgam of teeth and flesh! Card swings their sword, unleashing a Zankourin! When Nutribot caught him with its scythe, his Zankourin struck its legs! Clang! One of Nutribot's legs collapses under it! - Alpha throws bomb-rocks at Nutribot, the bombs explode violently, hitting Nutribot's gun arm, Nutribot's gun arm emits foul smoke, before the arm explodes! - Psolomom leaps up, punching at Nutribot's screen, Nutribot's screen cracks violently! Nutribot looks nauseous... - 11 10 9 15 Nutribot's Reaperman™ Death Scythe swipes at Dia and Fresh, The blade crashes into Dia's body, but it glanced off! Swish! The blade misses Fresh! - 17 13 7 18 2 Dia leaps into the air, unleashing a blazing kick! The kick strikes Nutribot's Reaperman™ Death Scythe, chipping the edge! - Fresh cowers in the corner! - 2 12 The Miasma thickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormLord Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Supposing the same trick won't work twice Alpha sends Hotdog to attack the golem's screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkhasia Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 (edited) Continue strengthening the Ogre Barrier and begin adding in the Pancake Barrier as well. Nibbler spits magma at the bot. Edited January 6, 2020 by Barkhasia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Froggy Ninja Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Psolomom stands protectively over Sweet Roll while trying to feel out the miasma with ESP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endlessblaze Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 "Oww Owww Owww Owwwwwwwwww" Card pulls himself together and rolls to his feet, holding up a by now familiar card"Unfathomable Flesh!" Spoiler Apply: Tendrils of reddish energy reach out and drain the life of nearby foes, returning it to the user. Drain its vital energy to weaken it and heal myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Sensing that the beast was in fact reeling, Block attempts to Block the effects of the miasma from himself while he charges forward to high velocity block the Nutribot's screen with his arms!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Henderics Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 12 14 4 19 17 15 17 13 9 7 Alpha throws Hotdog at Nutribot's screen, but the dog bounces off! The cracks in Nutribot's screen widen. Nutribot is nauseous! - Onion tried to manifest both Ogre and Pancake barriers at the same time, But it failed! - Psolomom protects Bearchild, and expands their senses... The miasma is made of Warmongering Necromancy Magic, nobody can escape this combat! - Card unleashes unfathomable flesh tendrils at Nutribot, The tendrils bury themselves deep in the golem! Nutribot's strength wanes! - Block charges at the Nutribot, and leaps at it with a vicious block, The block crashes into Nutribot! Nutribot's screen cracks! - Nutribot collapses to the ground, sparking and emitting fumes. When he sees that the machine is down and out, Fresh whoops, running towards it. "Yeah! Take that you dumb robot!" he shouts, kicking the hull of the machine and crossing his arms with satisfaction. The screen flickers back on for a moment, "T HANK Y OU F OR C HOO SING NU TRIV-" Fresh squeals with fear and punches a hole through the screen, prompting it to go dark for good. Spoils Quote 4X Chrome Brushes A set of metal brushes with chrome bristles, they excel at cleaning, to the point of damage. 10X Slightly Perfect Tupperware A plate of special grey plastic, it is highly resistant to many forms of damage. A strange antitheft measure has made it weaker than it once was. 1X Ruined Cannongun A large, mechanized autoturret, it fires large bullets using coilgun technology. It has been blown up. 1X Ruined Reaperman™ Death Scythe A gigantic scythe made of Plutonized Silver, it previously had an enchantment which lined it with a deathly edge. A strange antitheft measure has made it weaker than it once was. 1X Pile of Ashes This was previously a golem core, now, however, it seems to have self destructed. Who knows how it might have worked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkhasia Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 (edited) Pick up the Tupperware and continue on the path to Nutrivatland. Edited January 6, 2020 by Barkhasia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Shrugging a little at the destroyed pile of golem stuff, Block picked up one of the chrome brushes and the death scythe, and dragged it along with him as he simply walked off to the theme park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Froggy Ninja Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 My sweet son has become a killstealer. Where did I go wrong? Psolomom projects teasingly before moving along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endlessblaze Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Card chuckles between owing."Tis a shame, I wanted to take that screen...Ah who am I kidding ill take it anyways!"Card, after healing up with snacks, and offering some to the others, goes to remove the screen. He later spends a portion of the trip doing minor testing with synthesis and manages to make some kind of glass computer core entirely out of synthetic substances. He taps at it for a bit before stopping. Next thing everyone else knows he is shouting something about EM Waves and being a Kamen Rider, and turns into some kind of suited up fleshy dude with a tentacle arm. He then spends even more of the trip trying to do things in his new form. Spoiler Image curtesy of Shade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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