Arkhi Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 i made a list of reasons why gazelles are absolutely terrible 1) theyre bad 2) theyre terrible 3) who the hell even knows what a gazelle is 4) theres fluffier animals. if it isnt cute, why isnt it badass looking then 5) they arent badass looking 6) its not even a meme 7) they have no appreciation for memes 8) gazelles do not practice monogamy 9) you cant trust gazelles. their eyes are stone cold 10) when was the last time you heard about a gazelle doing a good thing, thats right, never 11) no dencency 12) im so pissed off my brain fails to properly function and my english is terrible as a result 13) gazelles are stupid 14) i just now noticed the gazelle in the above picture has a disgustyingly stretchy neck 15) gazelles have stretchy necks 16) gazelles have poor tastes in music 17) gazelles have poor tastes in scarves 18) gazelles have poor tastes in artist appreciation 19) they just look evil 20) gazelles have recently found to be tied to the 1923 boston mafia 21) they cant even join the mafia, gazelles cant hold guns 22) gazelles dont exist 23) no, YOURE crazy Quote
Joker Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 Accurate representation of my reaction to this. Quote
Strider Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) Most of these reasons apply to a lot of animals Edited June 25, 2016 by Strider Quote
Arkhi Posted June 25, 2016 Author Posted June 25, 2016 Other animals are exempt because they are not gazelles. Every modern species of mammal, fauna, sea life, and sentient life has surpassed gazelles in terms of approximately everything. Quote
Zetaark Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 But Gazelles are great man. Can't you see their grace, their majesty? Quote
TimTim Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 For someone to go through such length of making long thread about gazelles, sure as hell love'eh gazelles to do so Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 I agree, gazelles suck and they sure as hell have no dencency Quote
Ironbound Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 Ark...oh, ark, why of all places did you go to ARKIVE for referencing a picture? Now you'll never be free. Quote
dead account Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 Keep going, guys! I think we're close to breaking his brain! Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 Keep going, guys! I think we're close to breaking his brain! "close" Quote
Caradius Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 I have to do this so..... T R I G G E R E D... (ps thats a loooong list) Quote
Shad_ Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 I'm laughing so hard at this and i don't know why Quote
Shadow Roxas Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 "ark"ivearkhiis there something you're not telling us buddy? Quote
Arkhi Posted June 25, 2016 Author Posted June 25, 2016 "ark"ive arkhi is there something you're not telling us buddy? I have an evil clone. Quote
dead account Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I have an evil clone. Well, now that you say that, how do we know you're not the evil clone? And you didn't come here to make us believe gazelles are evil and convince us to wipe them so that their sworn enemy make take over the world? Quote
Alchemia Chan Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 kuro pls, Imma roflmao this is why we don't talk about them gazelles Quote
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