dead account Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that a whale can totally fit inside a subway car. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that a whale can breed with a kitten. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that gym leaders have nothing better to do than stand around in their gyms waiting for challengers. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that you should never steal from Kecleon. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Hypno is creepy Quote
dead account Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Kecleon shopkeepers are powerful enough to save/take over the world single-handedly, but only use their immense strength and speed to murder shoplifters and loot their corpses. And they also lose a lot of said power if they decide to stop being shopkeepers. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that magicians' powers don't work in the dark. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you should talk to every stranger. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that evolution is a very fast process. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's ok for a level 100 Pokemon to breed with a level 1 Pokemon. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that no matter how inconspicuous you might think a wild Pokémon might be, you can never see it until it attacks you. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can't go over obstacles in life. You always have to face them head on. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that your mum can store your money from miles away. And then spend it on useless things. Quote
Kiroen Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, is to always look at the ground while you're walking - apparently everyone leaves all kind of useful stuff everywhere. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that if I see an animal I like, I should fight it with my dog until it's weak enough to enslave. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you should listen to the voices in your head. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Marlon is spaced out. Quote
Frostilicious Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) If pokemon has taught me anything it would be that birds can actually get killed by butterflies and bees and not just the other way around. Edited August 8, 2015 by timbla Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Trainers have hawk vision, and can even see you in the darkness. Quote
Developers Caz Posted August 8, 2015 Developers Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) If Pokemon has taught me anything, It would be that it's okay for 10 year olds to force their pets to mug random strangers for their money. Also that Ditto can get with anyone. Edited August 8, 2015 by Chivalry Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that licensed daycare owners have no idea how that egg got there. Quote
Monochrome_Complex Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that there are some real sick, sick sick people out there IRL who will twist your favorite thing into something unholy and vile. Oh and that no matter what fanbase you're part, remember that ANYBODY can be a part of it, especially weirdo pedophiles(smh @ bulbapedia). Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that the Helix Fossil is to be consulted at all times. Quote
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, its that if you don't turn your swag off at night you'll wake up covered in bitches. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that once Pokémon attack, they will obligingly wait for their opponent to strike back. Quote
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