Corrupt Wish Game

[Alozan]

Granted, but it's dark magic and they raise an army of the dead and take over the world

I wish I was a Shuckle

[Alozan]

Granted, but it is made with my harvested Shuckle organs which are poisonous to humans, and you die

I wish to see the Total Perspective Vortex

(http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex)

[Malfaria]

Granted, but you are too close to a black hole.

I wish that the next person wish wasn't corrupted.

[Alozan]

Granted, but in being not corrupted, the wish becomes corrupted

I wish for the next wish to be corrupted

[Malfaria]

Granted but you got teleported on the sun.

I wish that this wasn't a wish.

[Alozan]

It isn't, so you get no wishes

I wish to be able to wish for things

[Yours Truly]

Granted! You can now wish for a random thing to appear; which isn't really that great now that you think about it.

I wish for a fast internet connection

[Grizzlybrand]

Wish granted! But tea, sandwiches and cake are all plastic props from a nice cafe scene in a movie studio.

I wish I could have superpowers *^*

[SkyRunner]

Granted. Your superpower is extreme weight. Now you can't lift any part of your body.

I wish for a new book!

[SkyRunner]

Granted. It's the chocolate equivalent of the Midas touch. You can no longer touch anyone or communicate online.

I wish for a new bookmark!

[Klemeltios]

Granted. But it de-materializes everything it touches! So you essentially have a hole going right through the earth.

I wish to live in a small house the defies the laws of mass and space.

[Alozan]

Granted, but the universe is confused by your request for the DARK Vader theme and implodes from confusion

I wish Kylo Ren was secretly Jar Jar Binks wearing a person mask under the Kylo Ren mask

[SkyRunner]

Granted. It's hot...and gets poured onto your face.

I wish for a nap!

[Yours Truly]

Wish granted! You get a nap-sack; which while quite useful; still leaves you feeling quite tired.

I wish for inspiration

[HakuTaku]

Wish granted but every time you feel the wisps of inspiration you'll procrastinate due to fear of failing.

I wish to meet Kikuo.

Edited March 4, 2016 by HakuTaku

[Tempest]

Granted, but it sucks, and you're sad.

I wish my internet wouldn't break.

[Lugruf]

It doesn't anymore, but it lags constantly.

I wish for more wishes

[Dragon116]

Granted. But the wishes are only valid between 8:01 AM and 8:02 AM on February 29th, 2216

I wish for Donald Trump. Huehue.

[Tempest]

Great. The world is barren after global thermonuclear war.

I wish for pie.

[Dragon116]

Granted, but it's made from leftover fruit cake.

I wish for tempest to post.

[Lugruf]

Granted. But he'll post so much he'll be banned from the forum for spamming.

I wish for a joke that makes me laugh

[Dragon116]

Granted, but you laugh so hard you burst a lung.

I wish for a comic of Reborn.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but you didn't need to wish for one because there already is one.

EDIT: I wish I didn't forget to wish for something when I made this post.

[Guest]

Granted. You remembered, but the wish was corrupted by the person who posted after you.

I wish I was better at math in general.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. You're .0000001% better.

I wish for the prosperity and happiness of cephalopods.