Corrupt Wish Game

[Nico Nico Nii~]

granted but now you're a space ferret everyone hates

i wish i can play wixoss

Edited November 15, 2014 by personwithbanana9870

[Rawr-Ma-Ama]

Granted, but nobody will play it with you.

I wish I was taller ^^

[Cornerman]

Granted you will be 1 centi-meter taller enjoy it

Now I want to turn someone (not me) into a pokemon.

[Etesian]

Granted, but you can only turn people into Muk which are obsessed with hugging you.

I wish I could download PCs via torrents.

[Cornerman]

I'm not bothered by that, just remember how delighted prof. oak was whenever he got hugged by muk ^-^

Granted you can download pc but not fully, they are always stuck on 89%

(why not 99% because thats to simple)

I wish for someone else to make a wish now.

(What could go wrong, because if they make a wish to hurt me they still made a wish ^-^)

[Nico Nico Nii~]

It was a Wixoss wish from a selector and they lost three games

spoiler for selector spread/infected series, at least the first season

they make a wish and when they win enough the wish is granted, but losing three times loses them their right as a selector and their wish is reversed on them

ex: i wish i was a florist->lose 3->will never be florist and will no longer be able to see flowers ever again

I wish for kaneki-kun to just have one day where nothing goes wrong.

[Rawr-Ma-Ama]

Granted, but for the rest of your life, everything will go wrong and everything you ever did that day will be undone.

I wish I could control and remember my dreams.

[Am Drag]

Granted, but they will only be the worst nightmares ever dreamed.

I wish for world peace.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but the roaches in Mars are ready to attack with our stolen spaceship.

they will fuck you up

i wish i was the grim reaper

[Rawr-Ma-Ama]

Granted, but you´ll lose all your emotions and you´ll be busy doing your job 24/7, so you won´t feel any kind of satisfaction from this wish coming true.

I wish I was god.

Edited December 1, 2014 by UnprofessionalAmateur

[Aurorix]

Granted but you are the god of the ugly

I want to kill Pit! >:3

[Rawr-Ma-Ama]

Granted. You´ll kill each other.

I wish my text was green.

[Aurorix]

granted but you're now color blind.

I wish for nothing

[Rawr-Ma-Ama]

Granted. You´ll have nothing. No body, no soul, no life.

I wish for wisdom.

[Aurorix]

Granted by now you know so much you went insane!

Uhhh... I wish I had more time to think.

[Am Drag]

Granted, now you are in everlasting limbo, suspended in time as you ponder upon your decisions and the outcomes of them, but never finding the true answer that your seek

I wish I could grant wishes to others.

[Cornerman]

granted you have turned into a genie with massive powers

but you can only use those once every 1000 years when someone rubs over your lamp.

I which to be a pokemon growlithe

(I don't need to speak, so try to fuck that up)

Edited December 2, 2014 by Cornerman

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you and your trainer are stuck in the middle of the ocean, with no land nearby for the next few thousand miles.

I wish I could have angel wings.

[Rawr-Ma-Ama]

You will grow angel wings. But itty, bitty small ones. On your nose. Yeah, have fun flying with that

I wish I could be a dinosaurrr.

[Cornerman]

granted but look over there in the sky

is it a plane, is it a bird, is it superman......Nope it is a meteorite

have fun

turn me into a healthy eagle

[NickCrash]

Done! Oops you just got shot down.

I wish my farts smelled like roses

[Am Drag]

Granted, but now bees follow you around and try to sting your butt.

I wish I could see into the future.

[NickCrash]

You will be able to see 2 seconds into the future.

I wish my Pet's name would be Vinny.

[Cornerman]

granted but the real vinny (weavile, vinny)

comes angry towards you and smacks hard.

I wish to be omnipotent 4ever

[NickCrash]

I wish I selectively read minds.