Corrupt Wish Game

[ArthurZH]

Granted. They turn out to be sadistic evil men who decide to act pedophillic.

I wish that Water Pokemon will get back their PermaRain.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted. Primal Kyogre, banned from everything.

I wish I had more self confidence :T

[aQrator]

Granted, but you're a self-absorbed douchebag now.

I wish I could alter reality to my desire

[Aurorix]

Granted but every time you do that some worse happens to you.

I want the destroy the world for the fun of it. <3

[lost-silver]

done but you die too.

i wish my house didnt have bedbugs anymore

[Aurorix]

Granted but now instead of bed bugs you have a hive of wasps in your room

I wanna taste the rainbow

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you must press your face against a unicorns ass waiting for it to poo a rainbow, and sometimes it not just rainbows that comes outta there.

I wish for spin-off series of the everyday life of Sabrina.

[lost-silver]

done but sabrina is played by mr.popo

i wish monday would come already

[Aurorix]

Ganted but you die right a 11:59:59999999999999999999999999999999PM on Sunday

I want an Epic theme song

Edited November 9, 2014 by EXLink32

[aQrator]

Granted, but it will be sung by Justin Bieber

I wish I could sing beautifully (is that a word? :$)

Edited November 9, 2014 by aQrator

[lost-silver]

done but you can only sing like that in the shower

i wish i could remember everything from my past

[Aurorix]

Granted but now you are forever traumatized

I wish I could go sanic speed

[lost-silver]

(i already am tramatized by the stuff i can remember)

done but you crash consantly

i wish i had more sodA

[Aurorix]

Granted but every time you drink soda you throw up due to it being fill with mentos

I wanna fly high!

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you can only fly higher and higher, never being able to go back down for food and water while flying closer and closer to the vacuum of space.

I wish I can have 10 bucks.

[Aurorix]

Granted but it's yen

I wish I had some water

[aQrator]

granted but it's poisoned

I wish I could remember my good dreams

[Aurorix]

Granted but you also remember you nightmares as well

I wanna have killer dance moves

[aQrator]

Granted but it's indeed.. killing.

I wish I could teleport

[Aurorix]

Granted but you always teleport to the center of the earth.

I wish I was a Final Boss of a video game!

[Snap Crackle Pop]

Okay, but soon the protagonists come around and whoop your ass. Hard.

I wish superpowers were real.

[Aurorix]

Granted but you don't get any ever

I wish I could see my forehead

[Cornerman]

granted but you can only see your forehead nothing else,

I want for everyone to feel a little bit of joy right now

[aQrator]

granted but it's all taken from your joy

i wish I had a sixth sense for something

[Cornerman]

I dont care about that as long as other are happy (my corrupted wish)

btw wish granted: your sixth sense will tingle when someone is right beside you

Oh genie let me grant a wish of another person please......

Edited November 12, 2014 by Cornerman