Brave

I said post funny shit. <<

Double post: Xiph, we're starting a Spider-Man fanclub. Okay? Okay.

1. Assassin's Creed series. This game has made me rage more times than I can count but at the same time, I love it. It has an engaging story. I care about what happens next. It keeps my attention for so long. It makes me think. Can't just go rushing blindly in and expect to win. Truly a masterpiece. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. 2. Men in Black. The first one. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith ARE Agent K and Agent J; there's nobody else who could have played those roles better. Along the same line as AC, this movie makes me think, too. About where we as a species stand in the history of our galaxy and how truly insignificant yet important we are. You'll know what I mean if you've seen it. 3. I don't really listen to very many bands as opposed to singular artists but these guys are definitely my favorite. I just like their music. 4. Eureka seveN. Was this really any sort of surprise. Again, makes me think. Seeing a pattern yet or do I need to spell it out? Plus: sky-surfing mecha, secrets and lies, romance, an adorable female lead, and the anime from which I take my namesake. 5. Breaking Bad. Enough said. 6. It was really REALLY hard for me to choose just one so I narrowed it down to three that I would really really want if Pokemon were real and I could only choose 3. I know I say Charizard or all ground types but these three take the cake. Of course, there are so many friggin awesome ones but Crobat, Torterra (just edged out Venusaur on account of being a Ground-type) and Vulpix. Made the list. Vulpix because it's cute and cuddly and while not my first choice for an offensive Fire-type (Houndoom, Magmortar, Arcanine and Blaziken take that spot), it and its evolution do work. Though mine would probably be more of a pet than a battler. Crobat is a Pokemon I vastly underestimated and which became the apple of my eye in record time. Unique typing, decent movepool, crazy fast and it's a giant purple bat with four wings. That's just awesome. And then there's Torterra. A very "me" Pokemon alongside Venusaur. Chill but piss it off and you've made a mistake. Ground/Grass is a cool typing (I don't give a fuck what you say) and you can't tell me having a giant turtle with a tree on its back wouldn't be all sorts of cool. Best nap spot ever. 7. Don't really read much as of late so I'll have to get back to you on that one... 8. Lances and spears. Humanity's cultural obsession with swords has eclipsed these simple polearms so it's easy to forget that these were the first weapons humans used to defend themselves. Long reach to keep enemies at bay, good potential for variety, and if someone gets inside your defense, all you need is a shield or a bit of martial arts to repel them. Bonus points if you're carrying a halberd, the undisputed ultimate weapon. Plus, they just scream badass. This is a blade on a stick. Simple but deadly. 9. Spider-Man. I cannot possibly go into detail on why he's my favorite so just take my word on this one. I looked up to this guy as a kid and I think that's all that needs to be said. 10. Nothing beats an ice-cold ginger-ale. NOTHING.

Other than the typical "mama" and "dada", I think it was... Either something in French cuz that was my first language or "Dania", my cousin/older sister figure's name.

Cyrus, why do you have to be so creepy sometimes?

I wanna be a dad.

Battle between PikaJEW! and Nirvash started! Tier: Mixed Black/White 2 Mode: Singles Rule: Unrated PikaJEW! sent out Ferrothorn! Nirvash sent out Strasza! (Ninetales) Strasza's Drought intensified the sun's rays! Start of turn 1 PikaJEW! called Ferrothorn back! PikaJEW! sent out Politoed! the foe's Politoed's Drizzle made it rain! Strasza used Hypnosis! The attack of Strasza missed! Rain continues to fall. Start of turn 2 Nirvash called Strasza back! Nirvash sent out Vual! (Espeon) The foe's Politoed used Toxic! The foe's Politoed's Toxic was bounced back by Magic Mirror! The foe's Politoed was badly poisoned! Rain continues to fall. The foe's Politoed was hurt by poison! Start of turn 3 Vual used Calm Mind! Vual's Sp. Att. rose! Vual's Sp. Def. rose! The foe's Politoed used Toxic! The foe's Politoed's Toxic was bounced back by Magic Mirror! The foe's Politoed is already poisoned. Rain continues to fall. The foe's Politoed was hurt by poison! Start of turn 4 Vual used Calm Mind! Vual's Sp. Att. rose! Vual's Sp. Def. rose! The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump! Vual lost 115 HP! (34% of its health) Rain continues to fall. Vual restored a little HP using its Leftovers! The foe's Politoed was hurt by poison! Start of turn 5 Vual used Psyshock! The foe's Politoed lost 63% of its health! The foe's Politoed fainted! Rain continues to fall. Vual restored a little HP using its Leftovers! PikaJEW! sent out Darkrai! Start of turn 6 The foe's Darkrai used Dark Void! The foe's Darkrai's Dark Void was bounced back by Magic Mirror! The foe's Darkrai avoided the attack! Vual used Hidden Power! It's super effective! The foe's Darkrai lost 82% of its health! Rain continues to fall. The foe's Darkrai restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Vual restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 7 The foe's Darkrai used Dark Void! The foe's Darkrai's Dark Void was bounced back by Magic Mirror! The foe's Darkrai fell asleep! Vual used Hidden Power! It's super effective! The foe's Darkrai lost 24% of its health! The foe's Darkrai fainted! Rain continues to fall. Vual restored a little HP using its Leftovers! PikaJEW! sent out Dialga! The foe's Dialga is exerting its Pressure! Start of turn 8 Vual used Hidden Power! It's super effective! The foe's Dialga lost 73% of its health! The foe's Dialga used Roar of Time! Vual lost 192 HP! (57% of its health) Rain continues to fall. Vual restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 9 Vual used Hidden Power! It's super effective! The foe's Dialga lost 26% of its health! The foe's Dialga fainted! Rain continues to fall. Vual restored a little HP using its Leftovers! PikaJEW! sent out Galvantula! Start of turn 10 Nirvash called Vual back! Nirvash sent out Strasza! (Ninetales) Strasza's Drought intensified the sun's rays! The foe's Galvantula used Thunder! Strasza lost 193 HP! (55% of its health) The sunlight is strong. Strasza restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 11 Nirvash called Strasza back! Nirvash sent out Barbatos! (Electivire) The foe's Galvantula used Thunder! The attack of the foe's Galvantula missed! The sunlight is strong. Start of turn 12 Barbatos used Fire Punch! It's super effective! The foe's Galvantula lost 100% of its health! The foe's Galvantula fainted! The sunlight is strong. PikaJEW! sent out Lucario! Start of turn 13 Barbatos used Fire Punch! It's super effective! The foe's Lucario lost 100% of its health! The foe's Lucario fainted! The sunlight is strong. PikaJEW! sent out Ferrothorn! PikaJEW! forfeited against Nirvash! The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.

Well then .__.

Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) and Magi: Labyrinth of Magic. Go watch/read both. I recommend reading first.

"My armors? They were never a...distraction or a hobby. They were a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. So you can take away my house; take away my tricks and toys. The one thing you can't take? I AM Iron Man." -- Tony Stark, Iron Man 3

Yep. I don't like mosquitoes. (00:25:43) +Nirvash: ..... (00:25:52) +Nirvash: there's an insectoid vampire in my house (00:25:57) +Nirvash: I'll br right back (00:26:01) +Nirvash: gonna go commit murder. (00:27:03) +Nirvash: Murder committed. (00:27:21) Lucifer: mosquito squished? (00:27:33) +Nirvash: Smacked out of the sky (00:27:34) +Nirvash: wing broken (00:27:43) +Nirvash: curb stomped (00:29:41) +Nirvash: It's that time of year again. (00:30:16) Lucifer: >< (00:30:24) Lucifer: what's a good nickname for an oddish? (00:30:31) +Nirvash: The armada of parasites has mobilized once more to steal our precious blood. (00:30:35) +Nirvash: Well NO MORE, I say. (00:30:46) +Nirvash: The flyswatter is my sword. (00:30:53) +Nirvash: Repellant, my armor. (00:31:02) Lucifer: careful, they're an endangered species on our planet, 'member? (00:31:08) +Nirvash: I shall rid my land of this threat or die trying! (00:31:24) +Nirvash: I actually can't die from a mosquito bite; my blood's nigh immune to their shit. (00:31:41) +Nirvash: My brothers could, potentially. (00:31:44) +Nirvash: Not me. (00:32:41) +Nirvash: Have at thee, foul demons! Conjured from the 4th ring of the inferno, I cast thee back from whence you emerged! (00:32:46) +Nirvash: Victory! Or mild irritation! (00:33:00) +Nirvash: ...I really need to get out more. (00:33:20) Lucifer: go to the park > see amaria all tied up by vines. (00:33:23) Lucifer: kinky? (00:33:28) +Nirvash: Indeed.

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." — Abraham Lincoln. "I am the one who knocks!" - Walter White, Breaking Bad "We're not pawns of some scripted fate. I believe we're more. Much more. There's something between us all; something that keeps us together. Like...invisible ties, connecting us." - Avatar, Fire Emblem: Awakening "The heroes never die. Come on. We've got a world to save. - Snow Villiers, Final Fantasy XIII "Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body, transforming the infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in Heaven, and Earth; one machine, equal to the gods! Super Galaxy GURREN LAGANN! ... We're gonna show you the power... of the human race." - Simon the Digger, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "Chocobo... we just can't catch a break, can we?" -- Sazh Katzroy, Final Fantasy XIII "Warrior goddess. Now, we cross swords!" - Caius Ballad, Final Fantasy XIII-2 ""To say that nothing is true, is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted, is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Assassin's Creed "I'm gonna get you out, Jeri, if it's the last thing I FREAKIN' DO! ... FIST....! OF! THE BEAST KING!" - Beelzemon, Digimon Tamers. "If they were willing to throw away your bond like that, they aren't worth the tears or the time it takes to shed them." - Me "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein "The only person who can say anything about who and what I am is me. Nobody else." - Me More to come later

I'm either my entire army or my Avatar from Fire Emblem: Awakening. Together we ride.

Roo, he's hydrokinetic in this one. And can summon sharks and tidal waves. So.

Not yet. It's gonna be goddamn awesome PS3. THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR AQUAMAN!

So many puns in these posts....

PHANPY! WELCOME TO DIE!