Nyaagisa The Maid

Perfect women don't exists, wait…

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Perfect women don't exis-…

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One Bidoof to rule them all…

Wendelism is ded…

"If a man gathers a team of six random Pokémon and conquers myriads of Pokémon leagues with only such six.

If a man could brought a mere Bibarel to the heights surpassing even Arceus.

I pray you tell me, is such man could be call other than Nuzlockemperor Bibs?"

Saint DW, First Saint of Wendelism

Today's Four Line Novel;

Devil bring forth world's end.

He kills all the heroes but defeated by a barista.

Before his death, he asked "How could a barista kills the devil?"

The barista answered "If the world ended, I can't make anymore coffee…"

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Rose are red, Violets are blue,

Believe in me that believes in you.

"You want to know about Ultimate Beings? Sure, I'll tell you, even if it's absurd. Even when call them Ultimate Beings, that is the only word that I could think of to describe them into words…

Ultimate Beings, you see, calling them the very power and strength is but a big mistake as power itself is not worthy to be compared to them.

In the realm of absolute void to which even the void and chaos does not exist there, they reside… Manifesting the very concepts of reality and fantasy, existence and nonexistence that makes up all of there is within themselves, they are such Beings. This world of infinite universes that consists infinite timelines and parallels, and the realm of void and chaos and even beyond that, for Ultimate Beings, are but like a drop of water in the desert. They are the the absolute proof of God's power" - World Illusion, Lestelle Kagami

"People who equaled me in power? There are only two of them as it is now. First was my late wife, the female warrior known as 'Black Rose Empress' whose basically manifest a universe worth of power within herself and just two or three steps away from becoming one of the 'Ultimate Beings'. Another one is a swordsman, whose motive only to reach the swordplay which so fast that you couldn't differ the moment it was unsheathed and sheathed back. Through countless years of continuous training, he did not reach such speed but he gained more. His swordplay became so fast that his body didn't even move. The strike was done even before the sword is out. A sword technique, without magic or interference, is so fast and perfect, that he surpassed time and space and strikes the future instead of present…

What about 'Ultimate Beings'? Even if I were to tell you about them, it's no different than telling you nothing at all" World Illusion, Lestelle Kagami's answer when he was asked by Natalie Ciel about warriors equal to himself…

"Mere illusion, you say? Well, I guess for you and the new generation, Illusion Magic is just a third rate magic that interferes with human senses and create false images, nothing special… But you see, just because for you it doesn't exist, that doesn't mean it is completely non-existant. As long as it has a form, be it in the past or future or even in other worlds, I can make it a reality" - World Illusion, Lestelle Kagami during his battle against Natalie Ciel.

Darling in Franxx Ep. 11: BEGONE THOT

"Before Chuck Norris, there was Bibs" - Bruce Lee. The Way of The Dragon

"Fate, you see, is not something you could break that easily. Even if you do break against your own shackles of fate, it's just mean that you're fated to do so and you would be bounded to fate anew. Like a book of fairytales, each page where a story ends leads to even more stories…" - World Illusion, Lestelle Kagami

Chuck Norris didn't sold his soul to devil to get his wish granted, the devil sold his soul to Chuck Norris so he could grant wishes…

Davernoch: Davernoch, the Undead King

Sebastian: *TRIGGERED*

"I believe in gender equality" - Satou Kazuma

Onion, Bud, Emperor Fonz, Devimon, Cancer, Karen, Swallow It, Cthulhu, Koga, Top Speeder, Ryuk, Poseidon and Drapion…

That moment when you're a slow, frail ranger but you tried to fight melee

"You gotta be good to be lucky" - Jecht Zanarkan

Me: Do you watch Gundam Series?

Friend: I like it and Kira is the best pilot…

Me: Don't touch me, pleb.

"Panama Dance Challenge, you say? May there be salvation to those heretics" - Mencius

"No Evil is Evil through and through" - Kaiki Deishuu. Best Grill.

"So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works" - Sir Ian McKellen

"Pachirisu is better Pikachu than Pikachu itself" - Battle Legend, Red.