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  1. Alas poor flounder 4, you deserved a slightly better then getting teamkilled via veronica I like how crescent tries to pretend anything in this game has shades of gray, since the worst anybody on your side has done is violent slapstick attempts and come of as cunts Meanwhile, team xen has kidnapped boats via alien clones, attempted to destroy a peaceful village via volcano, ran a fucking gulag, raided a forest to kidnap a little girl, and thats what I can remember, This is not counting the fact that their second in command is literally called nastasia and their leader uses the
  2. eh that nerd probably deserved to be melted in lava, he probably had a connection to team xen, because why else would he be in valor. and then Saki built a heatproof walking spider droid, because the magma surf plotline needed to be more pointless then it already was.
  3. Ah Crawlis backdoor into the volcano, one of the dumbest elements Jan has included in his game, making Crawli look even more like a useless buffoon at best, or as Dem mentioned a team xen double agent at.... also best I guess there's no real good reason he held out on you like that. of all the characters to make an incompetent fangirl madelis is pretty low on the list, couldn't it at least be a bunch of grunts?
  4. rip title card guy you were a better PC portrait then your replacement Nothing say preparing for war like grinding up your backup guys and giving a self gratifying speech, my only hope it ends with minimal casualties have a relevant theme
  5. seeing that lunarock makes me miss FUSEcorp as greater group instead of an art dumping ground april seems alright, a bit manipulative and or pushy/ but thats every girl in this game to be honest with you... makes me wonder if jan has a weird thing for that type of shit.
  6. Man these xcom reboots really downplay the fatality rate of the original game dont they what an adorable little alien squid you've obtained, lets hope she doesnt get super evil or anything.
  7. Two things, first is how does that random npc know the true identity of the big bad, and second why does true identity of the big bad even matter? Its not like we have a solid idea of what xens goals truly are aside from vague comments like soul gathering, and we haven't seen that much of X to get a feel for her character, so why should the player care about who she is?
  8. And so Melia does the heroic protagonist thing of flying off to confront the villains all on her own, ignoring her problems to save the day..... while disrespecting all of the trouble you where put in to earn the fucking lava surf tm. God Venam was right, she is a bitch.
  9. Those hero costumes and names got a good chuckle out of me, especially mine so 10/10 design >shiny female salandit holy crap what good fortune for you, Along with everything else this chapter sans the eternal coma of the last person you hang out with who hasn't pissed you off and the dusting of that one red shirt, but you know, gotta take the good with the bad
  10. >smoke detection That'd be more hilarious if I didn't get http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Detection which is only slightly more useful and thus the greatest enemy to an rpg PC has reared it's ugly head, large ass mystical doors of a semi religious nature, if you only had a religious person that was on your side........
  11. Oh boy, Zygarde cells, only now that there's more of them, and I'm not even sure if the primary complaint about them was addressed for this, I.E, no way to track where you found each one, hooray! And thus our heroes have committed assault, attempted manslaughter, destruction of property and attempted arson, all against a figure of authority on the region, for what little that means. Whats more shocking is that Aelita suggested most of that, you really wouldn't expect that out of her.
  12. It figures Venam would be a teamkilling cunt, poor Soozey though, he deserves a better fate then that. Alas poor Ali, you deserved a better fate then dying to the exact same move as Soozey fucking everyone and their mother having earthquake
  13. In my experience marcargo's pretty decent, it just has the misfortune of being a postgame mon in its debut generation, then playing second fiddle to camurupt in the next, and then being a mid game rocksmash mon the next time its finally available before the e4. why are the crazy ones always the ones with all the magic powers?
  14. Man, who knew the quickest way into your heart was to present you the frozen corpses of people who significantly annoyed you, go figure. Someone else who can use the dimensional rifts, neat, although this makes Zetta infinitely less valuable to Xens plans, whatever the hell those may be.
  15. Speaking of the Lapras segment, if Lapras carrying capacity was an issue why didn't they just take multiple trips? Its not like they're in a rush to go anywhere, the most pressing matter at hand is finding Saki who can take care of herself. Yes I'm aware its an excuse to have a gym leader battle since its been awhile since the last one, but it could have been slightly less contrived.
  16. >masterball off the fucking in game lottery holy shit what a lucky break, Rose truly is luck blessed isnt she wow amber really doesnt deserve all the shit thrown her way, I hope her party goes off without a hitch without any cults getting in the way whatso ever.
  17. And Thus you have rescued saki from some moderately high leveled sharks she should have easily stomped. I'm sure that Frey- person will never be relevant again, nor the whale, so dont worry about it.
  18. Oh shit Rens still alive, fancy that I wonder what new and exciting paths his character arc takes after this chance meeting with his not dead waifu crush >Crawli is the strongest one here I'm sure Would it have been that difficult to put in a variable where she acknowledges that you beat her boss?
  19. Jesus christ, who hurt the team aa leader as a child for them to be this irrationally angry at helping others. >I deserve this more then you What a completely inane thing to say, considering she did nothing to earn it. oh well, he got her just deserts anyways.
  20. a new episode, and a new heart attack from rose, its almost like we're back in the beginning of the game, where your only problems was Melia trying to steal your main character role and team xen were only minor nuisances And then Meila successfully stole your main character role and team xen have become moderate nuisances how things change for the worse
  21. Happy Birthday, You filthy memer, as a gift, I shall grant you 1 bidoof image

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    1. Ojama Yellow

      Ojama Yellow

      thats beautiful. god bless. thank.

  22. Alas poor Adrian, you were too good for this game. To be quite honest, I forgot about Novae as well, since she's just basically "hey this game has gen7 pokemon now", only as a minor npc instead of a twitter post.
  23. 5 team members, you lost 5 team members to a workers dispute caused by a joke team intended to fill out some sub plot so the help quests could feel unified. And for what, 2500 pokebucks and an evolutionary stone you cant even use. At least it can't go downhill from here.... Oh God it totally can, can it.
  24. And so here we are, the Melia meets madam edgelord Xavier renegade angel scene. Can it get worse? Who knows, although what I've read of future plot developments doesn't really inspire much confidence. As for the X is stronger than Yveltal scene, you have to remember Yveltal is basically Death Destruction in giant bird form who's death is implied to cause enough destruction to desertify a non insignificant portion of Kalos, so it just ends up being a cheap way to hype up the big bad, which ends up laughable when you see how X reacts to Mary Sue Melia.
  25. Oh man, you're almost done with this shitshow of an arc, may the finale not drive you any closer to madness.
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