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  1. Yours Truly
    Radovan continued stopped displaying his faces standard "Bored: breaking kneecaps" expression and switched it to something that he thinks says "Are you sure you are okay?" As he says well... "Your feet are starting to look unstable, and no I am neither radioactive nor prone to suddenly calling someone dude".
  2. Yours Truly
    Halley would notice that the information inside of the tablet describes the various entrance points and rumored (and confirmed) traps littering the ground to the fourth basement floors, yet no actual information about the fifth floor other than a small note saying "This isn't real". Map description
  3. Yours Truly
    4 v 15 Darien weakly throws the soy burger at the woman, succeeding in staining the floor in front of her. The woman proceeds to point at Darien with her submachinegun until..... 19 v 8 Eris summons a spirit of man, appearing to be an otherwise featureless slender man in a suit, the spirit whispers inside of the woman's ear "Why don't you shoot the samurai wannabe? It'll feel so good, and with him gone you will get a bigger cut", for some reason or other she decides that this is the best course of action and fires at the samurai wannabe. 20 v 12 The samurai wannabe's armor jacket is penetrated by the point blank shooting, causing him to flop down to the floor, with a look of surprise on his face, he continues to groan in pain. 18 v 11 The rake throws a ball of force at the woman, causing her to be thrown towards the wall, the blast unintentionally catches the samurai wannabe as well.... 12 v 18 Simon Lee somehow manages to miss a man sprawled out on the floor with two different gun shots.... Rorik is somehow still asleep. The man up front maintains order by shouting "Credsticks and weaponry on the floor ladies and gentlemen!". 17 v 7 The shotgun toting man fires a single slug at Simon, knocking him down to the floor and dealing 1 damage, thankfully the stick and shock round failed to damage any of his internal organs, although it (10 v 8) suceeded in tazing him, causing him to receive a malus to any rolls.... The shopkeeper is hiding behind the counter, and the obese woman is screaming in terror. Status
  4. Yours Truly
    Radovan walked over to the dame with a serious look on her face and offered his hand for a handshake while saying "Hello young lady, it seems that I have yet to know your name, my name is Radovan, no nicknames or anything of the sort".
  5. Yours Truly
    The feminine troll/the human video camera is accepted, also that appears to have taken more than 30 minutes.
  6. Yours Truly
    The suited man seems to realize something, and he suddenly says "A valid SIN would allow you to enter the grounds of the Pyramid, and we are certain that should be enough for you to confirm if the possible entrances noted inside of the schematics we have given you, but we are very sorry to say that we cannot give you the schematics for the fifth basement floor where the book is located, although my client would say that the book, ahem 'Lights up like a Christmas tree inside of Astral space, an extremely magical christmas tree that is'", he then gingerly places a single black pen like stick on the table. "20,000 Nuyen for SINs and other equipment, market price for a single SIN is 10,000, you have a week ladies and gentlemen", the man walks out of the room and he seems to be miming typing motions in the air. A few moments later an equally nondescript looking woman enters the room with a briefcase in her hand, she places the briefcase on the table and proceeds to leave without saying a word. The briefcase is beige, and does not seem to be ticking.
  7. Yours Truly
    "To answer your question, I present to you this package" the man takes out a small nondescript brown box and gingerly places it on top of the table he had placed the tablet on "I cannot tell you what it's contents are, I can only say that the contents of this package will not harm an innocent soul, and that it will be useful for removing any trace of your existence inside of their Pyramid". The man coughs after hearing Halley's question "Despite my client's tendency to exaggerate, he has said that he has nine tickets off universe, when combined with the contents of the package this should be enough to prevent the Azzies from using any of their ritual magic, although if one is feeling as paranoid as they should be, we have a contact inside of this bar that is ready to provide several grenades filled with industrial strength bleach". The man shifts a bit "If there are no more questions to be asked then I feel that it is time for us to ask you a question, do we have a deal?".
  8. Yours Truly
    The woman at the counter simply nodded vacantly and handed Damien and Eris two plastic wrapped soyburgers, but not before making sure to slot their credsticks into her counter of course, she then pointed them towards the store's microwave, which was conveniently big enough to fit both of their orders. They would have to wait a moment to receive their vaguely fast "food" it seems. She slowly acknowledges Simon's presence and slots his credstick into the counter while muttering "weirdo", she gives it back to him of course. The obese woman and her child seems to be growing louder with their bickering and pleading, and the man at Aisle 8 is growing angry at the non functional and non sentient microwave's lack of speech. It was at that moment that the mechanical doors of the Stuffer shack opened as a man wearing a black fur and leather jacket entered the store. He pointed a wooden stick to the roof of the establishment and shouted "This my friends is the most magnificent stick you will have ever seen, and it is in fact, up". A ball of force hit the roof on top of him, causing plaster to rain on his bald head "This is also a robbery". A very sneaky man enters through the back doors of the establishment and brandishes an extremely impractical weapon that fits with his general "Samurai poser" look, although it seemed to be rather long for a Katana...a masked woman brandishing a submachinegun enters with the sneaky man, alongside a skinny rake of a man wearing another black and furred jacket. The man at Aisle 8 pulls out a shotgun from underneath his coat. Fires a single shot at the microwave, and shouts "It was a boring conversation anyway". In all of this chaos the woman at the counter simply slams the panic button, only to find that it does absolutely nothing. The obese woman and her equally obese child are still bickering and pleading. Cash Status:
  9. Yours Truly
    Radovan shuffled for a moment as he said "Japanese Engrish impressions aside, how are we going to get out of here? And considering the possibility that the Pokemon we have fought with are nothing but Virtual Reality constructs....." Radovan checked his A-Comm for the time.
  10. Yours Truly
    Atton stops and opens his attache case, looking for his sword or another gun, but for some odd reason he found what was either an exact replica of his service weapon, or perhaps his Virgil has seen fit to return the weapon to him, but no matter. Atton took the weapon, cocked it as noticeably as possible, and then pointed the weapon at the second hopping creature while saying "As the good book says, all those who do evil, hateth the light" he then fires a single shot at the creature. Atton uses Miraculous shot on Waddle Dee 2 (2d3+INT, Pure damage)
  11. Yours Truly
    Radovan walks over to the assembled group, and gives them a thumbs up and a sparkling smile while saying "Good Job" in his best Japanese man trying to speak English properly in a deep voice impression.
  12. Yours Truly
    "What negotiation? Were the spiky ball things especially negotiable with you?" Atton then charged towards the Waddle doo and hit it with his banner. Basic Attack on Waddle Doo (2d3+INT damage)
  13. Yours Truly
    The Trespassers v3 guys are extremely extremely young when compared to us, and um....I wonder why they posted here instead of in the v3 board, also to be honest he didn't really need a new invite to get there since it is already present somewhere in the thread right? Also yeah, we swear like a shipload of Sailors on shore leave who has discovered that none of the bars are willing to sell them booze.
  14. Yours Truly
    Certified Credsticks are completely and utterly anonymous, they are like bearer bonds, but they can be refilled.
  15. Yours Truly
    It should be obvious to anyone who has read the IC thread, but Aki's character is accepted, that and Eris by S34N1C who I had reviewed inside of the Discord server, only 4 out of 8 though, I guess I should just keep going for now and ignore the disappointment.
  16. Yours Truly
    Chrom: 19 Male Robin: 20 Female Robin: 20 Lissa: 20 Frederick: 19 Sully: 20 Virion: 18 Stahl: 21 No real reason, but Chrom is best waifu :DDD
  17. Yours Truly
    The man points at a small circular plug underneath the tablet "This tablet and the data inside can be extracted using any data jack, cyberdeck, and PDA, cables not included of course, you need to input the password to extract the data, which again I would have to wait until you accept to give to you". The man glances at Visrii for a moment "The book and it's contents are worth a whole lot of nuyen, and my client simply wishes that it, and the knowledge contained within the book to not remain within the possession of Aztech, we are prepared to offer a bonus for the retrieval of the book, although setting it on fire would, to quote my client", the man makes a big show of making quotation marks again " 'Also prevent the Azzies from unleashing an unstoppable horde of inhuman monsters' ", he stops making the quotation marks "There is also the matter of the package you will be asked to deliver".
  18. Yours Truly
    It is the great equalizer, it'll stop a small and wimpy human as easily as it will stop a troll the size of a car, it can and will affect anyone from any social or economic class, it ignores race, creed and religion, and it is neither a weapon, a spell, or anything of the sort, it is called hunger. And even though it is 4 AM on a Saturday, and despite the torrential rain, you still can't help but feel like you need to get something to eat at this time of night, but you can't just get it from your neighbors no, perhaps they ran out of food, perhaps they were asleep, but for some reason or other you decided to head to the good old Stuffer Shack at 48th Street, which as always is conveniently open 24-7-365. Now tell me, how did you get to the Stuffer Shack? And what are you getting inside of the always familiar and uniform store?. And what do you think of the drab and dull insides, with the beautiful yet dull looking Elf wommaning the counter, the obese woman that has somehow decided that 4 AM in the Morning is a good time to take her equally obese child out grocery shopping, and the man at aisle 8 who is currently conversing rather animatedly with an inanimate microwave? Strider03s Post ((He won't be around for the weekend and gave me his post)) Team Status Details of the area (Try not to get used with this much detail)
  19. Yours Truly
    "He wasn't kidding when he said that the group has been living underneath a rock for the last century wasn't he? Aztechnology is only one of the very few companies to have reached AAA status, and have obtained a seat in the corporate council, they mainly deal in magical goods and supplies, and they are based inside of the nation of Aztlan, it used to be called Mexico you know, until the Azzies took over, my client also states that Aztechnology regularly performs human sacrifices as part of their magical rituals." the man takes out a small tablet, and shows it to the assembled group "This contains the schematics of the relevant floors, and as much information that could be gleaned on their security systems as possible, and we are prepared to offer 20,000 Nuyen upfront to provide an ahem" the man places the tablet back into his suit's pocket and mimes quotation marks " 'Valid' SIN for the one tasked to scout out the area beforehand". The man takes the tablet out of his suit's pocket and places it on the table "This tablet also contains the location of a certain official who would be willing to help with obtaining said SIN, the job pays 80,000 Nuyen, this amount is non negotiable, and the details are also located inside that wonderful, wonderful tablet." Psymund would notice the tusked man from earlier sobbing quite profusely in front of a rather large, yet clean looking gun.
  20. Yours Truly
    It was at this point that a man walks inside of the room, and the only thing that would be said to be remarkable about his appearance would be how unremarkable it is, he then gingerly places a black briefcase on the floor and says "My name is Mr. Johnson, and I am here on the behalf of an interested party who has been looking for a group to perform a certain dangerous task, I believe that you have already met them at some point, they have an unfortunate tendency to annoy people with riddles I'm afraid, did they make Beatles references again? Or has he finally found a new trick?".
  21. Yours Truly
    "Well it is primarily composed of synthetic alcohol, water and 'spices', and judging by the price this is mostly composed of water, and I suggest that you take a seat and perhaps find something to amuse yourself with, this will take a while." Solomon continues ignoring the glass, and motions for Lexiel to take a seat in the leather couch across him "Or you could just ask me what we are going to do, since the Mr. Johnson hasn't shown up yet.".
  22. Yours Truly
    "A highly dangerous if, potentially profitable mission that has something to do with reinforcing the gates that bar some rather nasty extradimensional horrors from entering this world, also I have vodka." To prove his point Solomon poured some more vodka into his glass, he then puts it on the table and proceeds to ignore it. "Are you just going to stand there and look like you are feeling like a piece of drek or are you going to order something?" Said the bartender to Psymund.
  23. Yours Truly
    Radovan recalled the Tyranitar into its Aetherball with a simple "Tyranitar, return" he then proceeded to spend sometime contemplating the fickle nature of the room they were in and how it's general morphability pertains to the uncaring universe they lived in before attempting to do some backflips. Just kidding he was busy walking towards Anthony Dex while contemplating those thoughts and thinking about how ridiculous they are, he then bowed quite swiftly (After making sure that Anthony Dex had enough room to bow back without anyone's head getting hit) and said "My name is Radovan Tushar, and yes, I just did that because I felt like it. That was an extremely non threatening matchup, and I know for a fact that the tri headed terror bird had something in its moveset that can, and will knock out the Tyranitar I had, I mean have in my position, which means that the emergency knock off Porygon was just trying to annoy and taunt us with its mastery over what is most likely some form of virtual reality room".
  24. Yours Truly
    (OOC: DragonRage has told me that Hospital wifis suck, and that they want me to note this down) Lexiel follows Theodore where ever it is he is going.
  25. Yours Truly
    https://discord.gg/2TXRBDf Discord server is now up, there are currently 7 or so people considering making a character, Rorik is now accepted despite his inherent min-maxyness, Damien will have to wait until Strider03 can actually make his character's non place holder [everything that isn't the stat spread]. The game will start sometime after four characters have been accepted, also @Bismarck, you may want to fix that spoiler.
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