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  1. Yours Truly
    Radovan simply laughs and says "Tyranitar, tear that silly bird a new one, Crunch attack".
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    The bartender is smiling widely as he says "That was some good work kid, one of the most entertaining performances I have ever seen, I knew it was a good idea to let the riff-raff in the same day as open mic night", he pours himself a drink as he says "Oh right the laughing man left a message for you, but I'm not going to tell you what it is, I'll let that douche who nicked my vodka tell that when you meet him". The bartender hands Theodore a pen like object and points him towards an open door where Edmond can still be seen "500 nuyen, just like I promised to the man". Visrii is carried by the friendly bouncer and dropped off next to Edmond "Thunderbolts and lightning~, very very frightening~ me", he then walks away from the room.
  3. Yours Truly
    Radovan simply stared at the tri headed terror-bird, until he noticed an Aether ball in his hands, after this he immediately put on his smuggest smile and threw the ball down onto the ground, releasing a giant spiked monstrosity known as a Tyranitar, it immediately unleashed its sand storm ability and Radovan shouted "Tyranitar! defend me and use Dragon Dance, I just know you have that move, because let's face it, it is an awesome move for you." the Tyranitar roared in agreement and walked towards the beam while performing a rather entertaining dance.
  4. Yours Truly
    15 Minuters Round 4 Lexiel proceeds to sing a certain song, dealing 1 damage, some of the crowd seems to be leaving with their guns drawn, and several men and women appear to be calling someone, an imposing looking tusked man in a leather jacket seems to be crying about something. Theodore plays some rap music, which meshes badly with the song that Lexiel had been playing, but despite everything it still manages to deal 5 damage. Visrii is apparently confused, as his thunderbolts and lightning seems out of place in a setting that isn't a metal concert or the second part of the bohemian rhapsody, he still manages to deal 6 damage Some members of the crowd try to contribute to the show by firing a rather large fireball into the air, this deals 6 damage to Lexiel and Theodore, it also deals damage to Visrii, but that doesn't matter as.... Visrii is hit in the back of the head by the friendly bouncer from earlier, knocking him out cold, as Visrii is being picked up and carried by the other bouncers the friendly bouncer says "Is this guy real? Who randomly shoots lightning inside of an enclosed area?" The club is vanquished as the last 10 points of damage is dealt by the bouncers escorting the members of the crowd, the bartender waves to the group from the bar. Status
  5. Yours Truly
    To be honest your team doesn't have a whole lot of synergy, Abomasnow comes in really late when compared to the others, and it comes with snow warning which is a useless ability for your team, Maybe a Sneasel? I am not really sure what advice to give you.
  6. Yours Truly
    Edmond would find that the book has no actual information about Aztechnology, instead talking about the Seattle lifestyle, how to survive on a small budget, personal weaponry and armor that are both fashionable and easily concealable, the most common technological security systems, and how to bypass them...it is a treasure trove of information on a lot of things, but not necessarily what Edmond would want to know about, although it would also tell him about the value of the Nuyen inside of his credstick.
  7. Yours Truly
    Feardorcha sighed and said "You know, perhaps it would be a better idea to call Merlin, I fear that your next attempt may end with our deaths".
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    Radovan took his A-comm and read the new message he had received from the security chief, he stifled a laugh and looked directly at the porygon like definitely not a duck "Do you kiss your programmer with that non existent mouth?", He then leaned down and touched the circle.
  9. Yours Truly
    Radovan simply stares at the triple bird Pokemon, and he notices how the fake duck Porygon thing has a circle underneath it, he then proceeds to step onto the circle and shouts "Onwards my recent acquaintances! To high adventure!".
  10. Yours Truly
    "Calm down, the others aren't here yet, and it's a couple of hours away if we take a car, it's somewhere in the northern areas of the town, I don't remember it's exact location", Solomon stopped talking and continued sipping away at what is now very likely to be nothing but water in a vodka bottle. Psymund would find himself greeted by the club's owner, if by greeted you mean almost kicked in the back of the head as the man jumped over the bar's counter, the man quickly composes himself and says "What? It is a very good way to save money".
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    Atton doesn't even bat an eyelash at the question, and he says "Fighting is never a good idea, especially if we would be seeking the enemy, I suggest that we wait and form a defensive perimeter for now, at worst if they find and attack us, we will be prepared.".
  12. Yours Truly
    15 Minuters: Round Three: Lexiel's sudden appearance shocks the crowd! dealing 6 damage Theodore amplifies her music! dealing 2 damage The crowd goes wild! dealing 5 damage to Theodore after another unruly customer throws a glass bottle at him The unruly customer is dragged out kicking and screaming by a group of horned men in suits, and the bouncer from the front of the club tips a hat to Lexiel and says "Just another day in the business eh?". this inexplicably deals 10 damage to the club Init Order Status Solomon turns to face Edmond "You know, you can keep asking me what Aztechnology is like or what the security will be like, or you could just read the book I gave you". He looks oddly at Halley "That's weird, I have never seen someone be so excited over the prospect of potentially dying horribly".
  13. Yours Truly
    Radovan simply stares at the creature bearing the colours of a Porygon, and he acknowledges how much its appearance has in common with a duck, if you know, you have been squinting; are currently jumping up and down, and is standing far away in the dark, and has never seen a duck before in your life. After a while he finally coughs and says "Is this a test of our personality or something? Because if it is then I am regretting the fact that the only thing I have to say is: What are you? Some glitched out Porygon or something?".
  14. Yours Truly
    Turned this into the OOC thread like Hukuna suggested, still haven't written more info about the gang as I have apparently forgotten to do that underneath all of the rewrites. Stay tuned to find out more.
  15. Yours Truly
    The bouncer opens the door with "Then I better bring a fire extinguisher then, you'll know why soon enough", after a few moments he says "Your 'friend' may want to tone down his general philosophical stance, and hide that halberd of his better, I mean what is this? The Renaissance fair?". Solomon takes another sip of vodka, somehow still not passing out from the sheer amount of alcohol he is ingesting "Aztechnology are one of the worst companies in existence morality wise, unless you are one of their employees and think that human sacrifice is a perfectly harmless and moral way to power up your magic of course." he then stops to consider Edmond's questions some more, until he replies with "It is supposed to be one of those extremely ancient books, the kind that contains magical secrets that presumably would be better of remaining buried, I honestly don't know where they obtained it to be honest, but I would guess that they either found it in an archaeological dig, or stole it from someone, the latter seems more likely than the former, if they had obtained it legally they wouldn't have kept it inside what is at best their second most secure facility". Another bout of sipping at the vodka follows "Heavily armed and fanatically devoted men and women, watcher spirits, just...watcher spirits everywhere, security cameras just in case the watcher spirits weren't enough, misc locking devices, pressure pads, that one security device that does literally nothing if you can just cast an invisibility spell and is pretty unreliable even if you can't, dumbfire miniguns, elemental spirits if the guards weren't enough, a smattering of world eating monsters if we are a bit late, that is pretty much all we have to worry about if we are only trying to attack the real world, not sure about the whole matrix thing.".
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    The man responds with "All of their SINs match up with confirmed members of the humanis policlub, no record of any of them working with Lone Star" The woman chuckles "Hah, you're in luck it seems, it still counts as the usage of a blunt weapon against another citizen, which is a 500 nuyen fine.....that would be collected by a member of Lone Star, so yeah, you should be fine" "Take care, and good luck winning that costume contest, I had no idea that the Renaissance fair was still on" Visrii and Lexiel would see the bouncer, who has yet to allow any of the gathering crowd to enter. The bartender spots Psymund moping around the bar, and he says "You look like you need a drink".
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    Psymund "Well that is rather unfortunate, it makes one wonder what sort of merchant would leave home without his credstick, but I am afraid that the deal will not happen until you get one, call me whenever you decide that you want a swiss army weapon" Jane picks up her bag and leaves the room. 15 Minuters Round Two Theodore plays some more music for the crowd, that would have dealt 6 damage. If the sound of the crowd booing hadn't drowned out the song Some members of the crowd seems to be appreciating the choice of music though, dealing 10 damage to the crowd. Init order Status The group formerly known as Fuck thou police. "Thank you for keeping our client alive ma'am, we are very sorry for any evening plans that have been distrupted by this course of action, and I am afraid that all I can offer is this brochure explaining what medical services we can offer, and a friendly reminder that your previous activities counts as the usage of a blunt weapon against Lone Star personnel, which comes with a 1100 nuyen fine, and a month inside of prison" She turns to face the man wearing a doctor's uniform, and yells "Hey Sonny! Do we have an ID on the Lone Star personnel yet?". "This place has heavily armed bouncers, at worst the crowd would bruise his ego." Solomon stops to consider Edmond's question for a moment "The man wasn't lying, we are technically here to infiltrate the lands of a sovereign nation state with territory all around the world to steal a book, it seems ridiculous, because quite frankly it is. You'd have to be either insane or untraceable to try and tangle with the Azzies and stay alive, but you know, if it helps prevent the world from ending...".
  18. Yours Truly
    "Nicely done, I would prefer the monofoil rapier if you don't mind, so do you have a certified credstick? Or is this going to be traceable?".
  19. Yours Truly
    17 v 13 Jane appears to be rather interested in the monofoil rapier, and she responds with "The tungsten carbide sounds like you are trying to sell me a rather large, static, yet easily identifiable clock called The Big Ben, but the Monofoil sounds nice, the thing is, I have no real proof that it actually works".
  20. Yours Truly
    Fuck thou police Lexiel notices a distinct lack of any coins, but she discovers several black pen like objects inside of the pockets of the policeman that the lightkeeper had attacked. The armor that the policemen wore are too damaged to use properly, although there are two pair of surprisingly undamaged pistols. A woman in an armored black uniform steps out, and she has a rather plastic smile "Docwagon thanks you for your efforts with protecting our client", she stares at the screen of a tablet for a moment "Wait seriously? His name is Jonathan Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?". The man in the doctors uniform tends to the horned man. 15 Minuters Round 1 Theodore plays some music for the club, dealing 2 damage One of the club's more unruly customers throw a bottle at Theodore! dealing 3 damage An unruly customer is thrown out by the bouncer, dealing 10 damage to the crowd Mr. Loo says "Tough crowd, but a true partymaster would keep on going". Init Order Status "This? It's a standard 12 round clip for a pistol, Ares make these you know? They are pretty nice for a bunch of corporate pigs, at the very least they are the least likely to put a bullet in your head after everything's said and done". Edmond would find a despondent looking crowd, and Theodore trying desperately to cheer them up. Backroom dealings in the backroom Jane opens the duffel bag and takes out an inconspicuous seeming briefcase "This briefcase contains one of the most useful, and less than legal weapons available in the black market, it is worth 2,200 Nuyen, but it is extremely useful".
  21. Yours Truly
    Not really sure what to do next, other than editing the things here to make an official OOC, I would like to make a Discord server for this, but I think I'll wait until the actual OOC thread is up.
  22. Yours Truly
    Fuck thou police Round 4 As the group of Policemen prepare to finish off the group, what can only be described as a large Armored personnel vehicle blaring out what sounds like an ambulance's sirens, and charging towards the assembled group of 'policemen'. It fires its pintle mounted machine guns at them, riddling Policemen ????? A and C with bullet holes. Policemen ????? D is unceremoniously dispatched by the light keeper. Policemen ????? B runs away from the fight using their ninja like speeds. The vehicle stops in front of the group, and a man in a doctor's uniform runs out of the vehicle with an attache case while shouting "Docwagon High threat response team! Which one of you is Mr. Schimdt?".
  23. Yours Truly
    Round Three or something (Fuck Thou Police) Policemen ????? A discharges their weapon repeatedly at Visrii, dealing 5 damage Policemen ????? B serves up some knuckle sandwiches to Visrii, dealing 11 damage Visrii deals 5 damage to Policemen ????? A Policemen ????? C Fires at the lightkeeper, dealing 9 damage Policemen ????? D Fires at Lexiel, succeeding in taking out one of the dragon fodder, and taking 5 damage The Lightkeeper heals Lexiel for 8 damage, and hitting Policemen ????? D for 8 damage Lexiel fires a lightning bolt at Policemen ????? B, dealing 2 damage and healing herself for 6 points The Horned man makes gurgling sounds Init order Status: Psymund Jane moves slowly towards her duffel bag "So, I am assuming that you are here to do business? Now that you have told me what you have in stock, would you like to know what I have to offer?". Theodore & Izumi Theodore Right now The crowd throws Theodore back onto the stage, it appears that the crowd is particularly tough today... Loo laughs as the sight "Kid, you've got a lot to learn about Seattle crowds". Round 1 Init Order Status There is a bar in front of Izumi right now, and yes, it has whisky. Edmond Solomon pours more vodka into his glass "First things first, how much do you know about Aztechnology? And on a scale of a finger to your life, what are you willing to give to stop the end of the world?".
  24. Yours Truly
    If this ever gets off of the ground, it would most likely have around 8 characters running around in one of the missions I give or wandering in downtown Seattle, but the thing is, I am actually planning on playing this like a game of Paranoia at the start, which of course might mean the death of a character.... Also fyi, team work is hella useful in this RP, you actually want to not be a murderhobo, if only so that you don't end up running out of bridges to burn or cross, or if you'll pardon my bad writing (Since using two metaphors maked them both weaker), you will be up the creek with a paddle....but no canoe.
  25. Yours Truly
    Round Two Policemen ????? A seems to be talking to Policemen ????? C Policemen ????? B Punches Lexiel repeatedly for 11 damage Visrii demonstrates the usefulness of his phallic object on Policemen ????? A's armor, dealing 14 damage Policemen ????? C nods at Policemen ????? A, and they charge out of cover and open fire on the two Vigilantes, dealing 8 damage to Lexiel, and dealing 7 damage to Visrii Policemen ????? D continues hitting Lexiel with his nightstick again, dealing 5 damage The Lightkeeper heals itself by 6 points, yet it remains stunned until the next round Lexiel summons two barbeque sauce soaked goblins to die for her defence The Horned man groans something that sounds vaguely like "2....minutes" Init order Status: Psymund (No Song for now) "How reliable are those glocks? I have had run ins with various men and women who claim to have a perfectly undetectable gun, only for said gun to explode after one use", Jane reads the contact information written on the business card "Interesting, I have never heard of our little smuggling operation, which may be a good sign of course" she hands him a business card of her own, which plainly states "Plain Jane's mobile gun shop", a set of phone numbers are written in the back... Solomon stares at the certified credstick that Edmond has, and he says "It depends entirely on what you want to buy with that money, you would be able to buy a decent gun, and a whole lot of ammo with that sort of money, I am sort of jealous" he takes out a single, identical looking pen like object "Mine only has 500". Upon hearing Edmond's request, Solomon simply hands him a magazine with the words "Neo-Anarchist's guide to real life". he then coughs a bit, and says "So...since it doesn't seem like the rest of the group will be here anytime soon, and since the smiling bandit isn't here yet...would you like to know why you are here? Or should I continue being vague and unhelpful?".
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