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Lancelot would find nothing other than the distant lights of other watchtowers sending out the all clear signal on the old "semaphore" system, just like you were told to do at the start and end of every shift. -
Maria proceeded to take out a small blocky looking device from inside of her coat, it had a quite noticeable number pad and what looked like a slot for a credstick "What? I carry this around everywhere".
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Pokemon in Space [IC Chapter #03]
Yours Truly replied to Bfroger6's topic in Unofficial Official RP Club's General
Radovan continued walking with his branches, and says "So how long have you been living here with your father then?". -
Maria shakes her head slightly before saying "Nope, that was it for now, unless you know a mage who is interested in magic items revolving around the concept of randomness and professionalism, or at least I would say that if some douche hadn't already bought both of those items.". The shopkeeper simply walks to the back of the store and picks up an extremely small chainsaw, before walking back to the front of the store and slotting it in the front of the weapon (Weapon can now deal 2d3+STR damage instead of 2d3+DEX), he then takes Lexiel's credstick and transfers 1,700 nuyen into the store's account, he then smiles and says "It was a pleasure doing business with you.".
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Another slip of paper falls on top of the pile "Nah I'm fine, say hi to Bob for me", you wait a couple of moments, but no more paper appears. The barrel appears to be doing a very good impression of a barrel.
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Maria responds with "It is a shotgun with an angry spirit inside of it, but other than that it is a regular shotgun, that accepts shells, as for the question of how dangerous it is...It depends entirely on the answer of the following question, how many mad magicians who do things For Science! Do you have?". The man laughs as he transfers the funds from the credstick "You got you wanted, but you lost what you had".
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The woman sighs before saying "Well if you insist..." The woman calls one of the robed....people over, before whispering something into their...ears, a couple of moments later the man brings an unassuming looking shotgun with a pistol grip and a muzzle, she then clears her throat before saying "This is an enchanted Mossberg CDMT combat shotgun, it was enchanted as part of a bet, to see if it was possible to affect spirits negatively with a gun, or to put it more bluntly" the woman takes the shotgun in her hand and fires it directly at a nearby watcher spirit, causing it to yelp out in pain before disappearing completely, she then cocks the shotgun once before continuing with "This shotgun contains a rather angry spirit inside of it, which lashes out against anything the wielder allows it to, it is worth 800 nuyen due to reasons that definitely aren't suspicious or noteworthy at all.". The blonde man does not chuckle as he says "Because in the span of a few minutes this man has done nothing but show case how little he knows of social situations, while also personally insulting my intelligence, that and it's pretty obvious what the three of you are planning to do with it, and I am quite sure of my status of being the only man in town daft enough to deal with a bunch of greenhorns.". The shopkeeper sighs before saying "For an additional 150 nuyen I can give you a ceramic bayonet, or if you really don't care about weight on the end of the barrel I can just affix a chain knife on the end for 200 nuyen and call it a day".
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Yet another piece of paper falls on the pile Georgey is carrying "Perhaps they are related", after a while yet another piece of paper falls on the pile saying "Sorry for the knocking, but that wasn't me".
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The blonde man puts the camera down, leans back into his seat, and finally says "We finished recording data the moment you gave me a DNA sample, now we just have to wait for the data to be processed, if all goes well you won't even know that you had it, up until the point where a guard calls you Ben Dover and everything goes to shit when you fail to respond to the name. That will be 15,000 nuyen".
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Lucius would find that the barrel is excessively light and easy to carry as he tries to take it all the way downstairs, it sometimes shifts on it's own, as if something was swimming inside of it.
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The man simply stares directly at The Bullet, before finally saying "You are currently in the Ares subsidiary Weapon's store known as Weapon's world located inside of heh scenic Seattle now I do not know how you got here myself but are you sure that you hadn't simply walked this far? Or maybe it was magic related you are positively radiating the stuff although I have yet to see a mage who could summon such an interesting entity". The shopkeepeer returns with a single dark grey plastic briefcase, before popping it open to reveal a rather blocky looking rifle with a stereotypical scope, he then says "No points for style, but with 12 cartridges of ammo this will set you back by 1,500 nuyen, while a bayonet can be affixed to the bottom of the barrel, I do not recommend doing so.".
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The man simply examines the whip, before laughing and saying "Heh, you know they said a wanted criminal posing as a member of Lone Star was using one of these to commit some rather grisly murders, you wouldn't know anything about that now would you?" A wink accompanied the start of him continuing "This is worth 800 nuyen to me, one because it isn't exactly in high demand, and two because this is most likely evidence in an ongoing criminal case, but yeah please hold on a moment" the man steps into the store's back room for a moment, leaving Lexiel by herself. The Bullet would find a particularly helpful man with an evil grin, a pair of now rose colored sunglasses, and a generally Austrian appearance, he greets The Bullet with a simple "I find it funny that this place would have a living bullet walking around it". Sister Maria simply states "There are four reasons why you shouldn't have come here, 1. We stopped selling weed ever since it became legal, 2. Such a thing does not in fact exist. 3. There is a very real chance that you will die, and 4. We only have one enchanted weapon in stock, but you do not want it.".
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The shopkeeper ignores The Bullet's protestations and breathes a sigh of relief as he hears Lexiel's question, the words 'Finally, something I am used to' went through his mind as he said "That really depends on your price range and personal skill with ranged weaponry Ma'am, and of course there is the matter of what sort of weaponry someone like you would order....But personally I would guess that you appreciate being able to knock out people more than you appreciate being able to kill them, which is why I recommend the Narcojet rifle, it fires an armor piercing dart towards your target, and once the tip breaks past the skin it injects a rather powerful if not necessarily lethal tranquilizer into their system". Visrii would find the procedure to be extremely annoying, as his face is slowly scanned by a laser, his pupils scanned by a different laser, and the tip of his finger placed on a rather hot pad, after a while the blond man says "I am going to need you to walk around and talk for a bit". The woman laughs ominously before saying "We are definitely not summoning a dark and powerful spirit that will allow us to assassinate a prominent politician or anything, and we definitely don't have said politician's family tied up inside of there for nefarious purposes, but anyway you can either buy something or get out.".
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The red herring darts away before Lucius could grab it successfully, it proceeds to enter the barrel from earlier, causing a trail of black powder to float into the air, before the barrel reseals itself.
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The man stares at his mysteriously not present co worker while replying with "I mean, you're a walking, and talking bullet, you're either a drone or one of those spirit things that you see in the movies, but anyway welcome to Weapon's world, where we can offer a hundred different ways to kill a man at a reasonably affordable price.".
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The man at the front counter stares at the bullet, and says to his co worker "Um...Dave? Who owns this drone? And um....why is it looking at me?".
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Georgey would find a reply in the form of a piece of paper with the words "That's okay" written on it, you are suddenly reminded of the rarity of paper, especially one that appears this white. Lucius would find that the door to the kitchen is also the door to the alchemy lab, he would also find a red herring swimming in the air, it stares at him with menacing eyes, seemingly daring him to comment on how unlikely this is.
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The priest simply shakes his head and says "No we don't booby trap our own lair for no reason whatsoever, just you know, use common sense". Edmumundo would find that Theodore is currently conversing with a woman about weed. The woman replies with "You do realize that weed is legal now right? Like you don't have to go to a black market dealer for it, I'm pretty sure that there is a section in the supermarket for that, but anyway it really depends on what sort of magical items you want, what you asked for could literally be anything from a touristy force boosting magical foci in an obvious wand to a small and unnoticeable spell containing magical foci on a less garish accessory, the only problem is that you are not in fact, a mage, which presents the rather interesting question of what the hell are you doing here?". The blonde man visibly facepalms before saying "Sure, why not, it's your funeral" he then takes out a rather complicated looking camera and aims it at Visrii's face while saying "Don't move".
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Pokemon in Space [IC Chapter #03]
Yours Truly replied to Bfroger6's topic in Unofficial Official RP Club's General
"And what exactly is contained in one of these healing potions? Also leaves are an integral part of any non crystaline trees as it allows them to process sun light and water into the energy they need to continue existing, but please tell me, how long has these leafy trees existed here?" Radovan said as he carried his newly obtained and hopefully glowing branch. -
[OOC] The Watchtower
Yours Truly replied to Yours Truly's topic in Unofficial Official RP Club's General
A conveniently pre approved and vetted one that is, so yeah look forward to not dying horribly due to magic related shenanigans -
And again, Bob would be greeted by nothing other than some more papers saying in order of when they were found "You are not Bob", "Where is Bob?", "Do you know who Bob is?", "He's dead isn't he?", "Who did it?".
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Theo would be greeted by the flying woman from earlier, who is currently wearing exactly the same brown jacket with brown long pants combination as earlier, except for the bloodied knife in her hands, and the remains of a goat placed on an altar while a crowd of men and women in black robes chant ominously, several evil looking spirits are gathering inside of the small room, and the woman sighs before saying "This is exactly what it looks like, just regular wizard stuff, what can I help you with today?"
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Georgey would be greeted by a rather terrifying sight, if you found the sight of a piece of paper with the words "Why are you late Bob?" Written on it, Georgey could also see some of the other watchtowers in the distance, their semaphores were simply displaying the good old "All clear signal", it may be wise to do the same.
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Pokemon in Space [IC Chapter #03]
Yours Truly replied to Bfroger6's topic in Unofficial Official RP Club's General
Radovan curiously asked "You mean leaves? The green hair like things are called leaves, they grow on regular non crystaline trees, and what exactly do you mean by medicine?". -
The blonde man seems to be mulling something over as Visrii ripped out some of his hairs "So what you are telling me, is that somehow, you don't have DNA, or Pupils, and that you have just remembered that you have fingerprints...this sounds like the dumbest idea imaginable, as that would mean that you'd have to make sure not to leave literally any trace of your own existence, get your apparently non existent pupils scanned, have a DNA test run on you, or go through a fingerprint scanner, I mean what are you trying to do with this? Get into an arcology or something? Because at best this might get you in the front door". The priest dressed in black simply points up to the sky and makes an upside down cross symbol, he then laughs maniacally before snapping his fingers, causing the doors and windows to bar itself shut and causing the place to be illuminated by an eerie flame "Welcome to the Lodge my son, step over to the sacrifice room, your friend should still be there, oh and don't mind the skulls, they're still fresh".