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The voices pause for a moment, and the commanding voice finally says "Wait, did Bob get reassigned or something? Because damn it you guys forgot to send the All Clear signal, we're from the...." The man sighs quite audibly before saying "Cerulean hill Watchtower, also known as the nearest Watchtower, or The Other Watchtower, just don't use the stupid name and I won't get mad at you Georgey". -
The commanding voice shouts "Wait a damn moment, aren't you supposed to be Bob?".
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It was at this point that everyone received a message, it was from a man named "Straight" Dave, a man who you vaguely remember as being higher ranked than all of you, the message simply states "Lucky Lucius's Cafe on 44th Street, I have a job for you, but you'll need to work with a team, I believe that this will be very profitable".
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Pokemon in Space [IC Chapter #03]
Yours Truly replied to Bfroger6's topic in Unofficial Official RP Club's General
Radovan simply continued walking towards their eventual destination, in the end he asked "So uh, where is your house anyway? Is it still far from here?". -
Edmond would be greeted by an angry "Hey Genius, I'm a fucking shotgun, not a battery ram" after attempting to beat down the glass doors, rather surprisingly both the glass doors and the butt of the shotgun looks completely unharmed. Halley's escape was rather uneventful, other than a distinct feeling that she was being watched, although no matter where she looked she couldn't find anyone looking at her, or in fact anyone at all! Not even The Bullet or Visrii was in sight as she ran vaguely towards the direction of the Nightclub. The Bullet lands on the ground rather roughly, but is otherwise unscathed, it seemed that this heretic filled land was rather hostile.
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One of the "Watchmen" say with a bright and clear voice "Well yes I mean we just killed a-" the voice was then cut off by another, much deeper and commanding voice who replied with "Hold on, how do we know that you are all human? How do we know that you aren't one of them?".
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The shotgun seems unamused by this statement, and responds with "Let me put it this way, you started dealing with out and open devil worshippers a moment ago, and by this point I just want to hop back to my good old shadowy home and torture some damned souls for another 500 years, and then watch the world end again, it's a very rare event, and I don't want to miss it for something as lame as being stuck in some shotgun carried by a dimension hopping DJ". Visrii successfully survives his clearly suicidal stunt, although it only seems to stop the charging man, the man with the machinegun and his fancy shaded cybereyes has by this point successfully stabbed a goblin to death, and is now aiming his machinegun at Halley, with a defiant yell of "FUCK YOU ASSASSIN!" before firing once more.
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Sister Maria simply nodded before leading the younger Maria to a back room, where a group of people in various styles of clothing were having a light chat. The Sister points at a rather large television screen displaying a terrified woman clinging to her husband before saying "It's horror movie night....well day, this one's a classic, dates back to the 70s, the 1970s to be exact".
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The banging on the doors are stopped by the sound of several pikes entering rather quickly into something before hitting the door, after a few moments a much more relaxed knocking sound can be heard, and a gentle voice says "Don't worry, we're the guards from The Other Watchtower".
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The flames appear to be mostly contained inside of the relatively isolated store, and there appears to be a woman banging at the sealed glass doors, and while sirens are audible they may or may not be heading this way... The goblins succeed in annoying the short man with the machinegun, although the man running towards the group simply kicks the goblin in what it presumes to be it's privates once before saying "Smaller than I am used to, but what the fuck is up with the barbecue sauce?" he then continues charging towards the group.
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Halley succeeded in firing a blast at the oddly durable machinegun, although the man quickly responded with "Yes, how convenient that the both of you 'find' a bomb directly over the office where our employer was, after shooting the man and blowing up the elevator, do you know how expensive those are? The both of us will be paying that for days! DAYS!" he then randomly fired his machinegun at Halley and Lexiel's direction, the taller of the pair simply runs towards the Bullet.
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The bomb explodes in the direction of the retreating Austrian man, charring part of his back and ruining his black leather jacket, he does not seem bothered by this, although the shockwave does cause him to plummet downwards for a few minutes. It was at this point that the group were assaulted by a short black man in a black suit and black suit pants with black afro styled hair and a rather large machinegun, the taller man in an equally black outfit says "Oh for fucks sake you do realize that we actually need to kill you for trying to kill our boss right?". The shorter man continued with "I mean really? I would put a bullet in you for betraying our trust in the first place, but now? I owe you a thousand" the man proceeds to cock the machinegun dramatically "And I'm paying that back with interest.". The sound of the explosion presumably masked their approach, they are on the other side of the rooftop, there appears to be another fire escape past the final resting place of the Pipping Bomb 2052-2053. Status
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Round Three Visrii successfully yet ineffectually kicks the man and hits him with the blunt end of the spear, which in a Metagame and 4th wall breaking sense succeeds in applying the debuff but fails to actually trip the man who is still flying. The Austrian man's shin hurts Visrii's leg, while the Austrian man punches Visrii in the face dealing 15 damage and 9 damage. Lexiel fires lightning at the monster of a man, dealing 1 point of damage and healing herself by 6 points of damage. The Bullet manages to cover the man in gunpowder, which neatly ties into... Halley's prophecied attack finally arrives, dealing 12 points of damage and blinding the man for a round. Halley is still too hot to handle -8 health, effect ends next round. Initiative Status: It was at this point that the Austrian man received a rather loud call as he was getting ready to Punch Visrii in the face once more, he received the call in a rather casual manner, and proceeded to fly away while saying "SATELLITES ARE HERE, I'LL KILL YOU NEXT TIME BEN DOVER THE INCOMPETENT HALBEDIER AND LESS IMPORTANT OTHERS". The pipping bomb was still on the rooftop.... The shotgun replied with "You don't seem as overly dickish or militaristic as the soldier from earlier, so I'll make it short, if you can find a way to release me I'll promise that you won't die from something like getting stabbed to death or something equally lame".
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Perhaps they were hard of hearing, or perhaps they had simply wanted to pretend that things were normal for once, but Herbin had been ignored once more. The knocking on the door stops as the sound of marching approaches the tower, and Lancelot would be able to make out some halberd and torch carrying red wearing men approach the tower with a panicked look on their face.
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Darien would eventually be greeted by the majestic sight of the Royale apartment building, or at least it would have been majestic if you weren't used to living inside of the grimy little place that is. Simon would be greeted by an inquisitive "It's Dave, may I come in?". Maria would be greeted by Sister Maria, an aging woman in a brown jacket and pants combo of presumably no relation with a simple "It kind of ruins the point of having a secret hideout if you're just going to barge in like that, and I thought I taught you better than that".
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The Austrian man laughs at Lexiel's response "AND YOU FLY LIKE A LAME MERLIN BIRD" before drop kicking her, he then fires a large red beam at Halley. Round Two. Visrii Sweeps sharply with his phallic weapon dealing 10 damage and leaving a small wound on the man's skin. The Austrian man drop kicks Lexiel, dealing 15 damage. The Austrian man fires a brightly lit red beam from the back of his hand, his middle finger appears to be pointed firmly up to form a rude gesture, dealing 8 damage per round for two rounds. Lexiel heals Halley for six points of damage while also dealing 1 point of damage to the Austrian man, his non existent jetpack does not seem to be fizzling out, and in fact he seems to be moving faster. The Bullet fires a shimmering magical Projectile at the Austrian man, dealing 3 points of damage Halley supercharges this round. Initiative Status The spirit in the shotgun says "Thank's kid, you're a better looking companion than any of those Lodge fucks anyway.". Edmund would find that the Stuffer Shack is on fire, as in it was literally on fire, a dwarf is rolling around on the floor, presumably he was performing the stop drop and roll technique.
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After the shotgun had been transferred to Theodore, he would hear the deep voice say "Can you please play some smooth jazz? I haven't heard a good one in a while DJ".
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The Austrian man laughs at Halley's questions and responds with "OH PLEASE NOT WILLIE, IT IS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT I AM DOING WITH SEVERAL KILOGRAMS OF C14", he then proceeds to notice Lexiel's ascent, and Visrii's attempt to stab at upwards at the man from the ground floor, he would have noticed The Bullet arming himself with a sword. It was at that moment that The Austrian Man lurches forward at Halley accompanied by the sound of roaring jets at about....50 miles per hour. Oh Crap! Uses Godspeed on Halley. It then proceeds to shiv Lexiel, before closing in to punch Visrii in a very embarrassing position before lightly kicking Halley. Oh Crap uses Whirling Dervish on Lexiel, Visrii and Halley. Round progression Visrii manages to yell menacingly at the man with his Halberd in tow, although he is still on the ground floor when.... The Austrian man crashes into Halley at high speeds, ((To put it simply Halley failed an opposed X v DEX check)) causing her to lose her current turn. The Austrian man lashes out at Visrii , Halleyband Lexiel, dealing 9, 8, and 9 damage. Halley spends this round knocked down on the floor after getting shivved at high speeds. Lexiel makes a single mana bond, and fires her Narcojet rifle at him, dealing 1 point of damage. The Bullet and Visrii would find a conveniently placed fire escape that can in fact lead to the rooftop. Initiative Status At this point Edmund should honestly be genre savvy enough to expect what happens next. As he carries the shotgun with him he can hear an unnecessarily deep voice repeatedly say "Fuck you".
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Seemingly to punctuate the paper giver's statement, the loud knocking continues immediately after Georgey started talking to Robert, but this time the snapping sound does not signal the stop of the loud knocking. Herbin would perhaps continue to be quite annoyed at the idea of being ignored.
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Maria would find that the sturdy double doors of the church does not have a crack, although the lack of sirens or shouting should clue her in to that fact. Rorik successfully shuffles out of the store, and he can in fact see several Lone Star cars converging to the Store's position, although he is far away enough to not be suspected of being involved. Simon would hear a polite knocking on the door leading to his room, and a muffled question of "Are you decent?" Straining to make itself heard behind the door.
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The man simply laughs maniacally once more before saying "You'll find more useful items in Aztech, Edmund, I mean the both of us know that you are going to start looting right? Debts need to be paid after all, and let's not even get started on the stereotypical soldier...".
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The current headlines are mostly pointless dribble, not much has been going on other than reviews about the last season of the hit reality show "Desert Wars", a bunch of fluff pieces about various artist wearing clothes that appear to be composed partly out of military grade armor, and a bunch of ads about bullet proof armor woven into various articles of regular clothing, the company making the clothing is named "Securetech", and another article highlights how while their clothing are quite discreet and well armored, they are not the most fashionable thing around, yet another article disagrees with everything the previous article states, and it goes on and on for a while. Izumi would also find various odd and new terms such as "Awakened" and the various different kinds of wizardry, Izumi would perhaps find herself to have the most in common with a Shaman, one devoted to a certain patron spirit that in a sense, draws their abilities from them. Izumi would find that the amount of bullets required to kill a man spikes up with how robotic they seem. Halley successfully murders the man and snatches the credstick which the man had been in the process of giving to her, before running away and presumably blasting down the previously locked door, she manages to drop the elevators and climb up the shaft before entering the roof. (14 v 5), Halley successfully notices the large Austrian man planting a comically large bomb on top of the roof, the man jumps up and remains up after Halley's appearance, and says in a loud voice "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN'T A MAN HUNT DOWN AND KILL SOME FUCKING ARTIST WANNABE, SOME GIRL WITH A WHITE JUMPSUIT AND BLUE HELMET , AND A RENAISSANCE DORK WITHOUT HAVING A SHADOWRUNNER BOTHERING HIM?" The man then takes some time to inspect Halley a little more, and he lets out a rather robotic laugh before saying "OH WAIT NO THIS MAKES IT EASIER". Round 1, start Initiative Lexiel would find a flying and shouting man with a mass of blades sticking out of his arm on the roof shouting at Halley.
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Maria wordlessly hands Edmund the shotgun, before closing the door on the both of them, it was at this point that a large full plate wearing...something shoved at the both of them until they exited from the way they came.
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It was at this point that Atton remembered something an acquaintance of him once said before dying horribly "Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword!", this causes him to reflexively stay exactly where he is, anticipating the three pawns ahead of him would in fact, move and strike before he could take one down in retaliation. Atton holds while stifling a laugh.
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Maria swiftly takes the credstick from Edmund's hand, and slots it inside of the device, before typing in something into the device, and handing him back his credstick "I'm uh, not going to plastic wrap that for you". The shopkeeper simply stares at Visrii before saying "Not unless you're a physical adept, in which case the Centurion Laser Axe would be quite useful if you ever need to cut a tank into pieces, granted you'll still get killed long before you get to the tank....".