Wait don't leave! I'm finishing it this time; I promise; real life got in the way last time baby, but I'm writing this, and I'm not going to stop out of boredom.... probably.
What To expect: Weirdness, Alien, Stream of consciousness style writing, Enough plot twists to make M. Night Shamalayan proud, Absolutely no dancing, Association Football or "Soccer" to you americans, Fast Food, a Heart attack, a single instance of murder, and of course some Weirdness will be involved, and no adventure will be complete without a snarky robot sidekick that will definitely not be marketed to children.
Chapter 1: Foot… Ball?
Edit: This is very embarrasing, but It seems I have forgotten to add a [CW/Feedback] to the title.... can a mod help me out with this?