Ironbound

It is dangerous to look inside my semiconscious mind. Especially for myself. [10:01] +Viridescent 2.0: Also, I had a strange dream, for those who care. It seemed as if I was forty years into the future, and the world was ruled by a single oligarchic cartel of breakfast cereal makers, who had cemented themselves as the corporate overlords of the planet. [10:01] Wendalf Garadex: Sounds crunchy [10:01] +Viridescent 2.0: A scary thought, I say. There was a huge underbelly of illegal cereal trade and corruption everywhere [10:01] +Viridescent 2.0: People became cereal killers! [10:01] Wendalf Garadex: Meanwhile I had a dream which you can't discuss in main [10:01] +Viridescent 2.0: . [10:02] Wendalf Garadex: So kinda more like a nightmare than a dream [10:03] Mr. Mojo Roo: btw this sounds so much like a silly xcom idea i had [10:03] Mr. Mojo Roo: where instead of funding countries you had fast food sponsorships [10:04] +Viridescent 2.0: I should've said 'ingrained' instead of 'cemented' [10:04] +Viridescent 2.0: And made a grain pun [10:04] +Viridescent 2.0: I'm losing my grip [10:04] +Viridescent 2.0: I blame bibs [10:05] Wendalf Garadex: Always [10:05] ScrubW: #BlameBibs

You can hardly expect uniform brands across the globe. We're not yet in such a dystopia where a single oligarchic cartel of cereal makers has completely cemented itself as a worldwide force with zero diversity.

Plain old Quaker Oats. The traditional cereal, with a bit of honey and a few chopped almonds in it.

I don't see a Magnezone. For shame. At least bring Burd of Honour, aka Empoleon, or Doge of Honour, which would be Lucario, or Dong of Honour, Bronzong, or at the very least Snek of Honour, Steelix. Also hi, Notus.

I'm likely not going to use it, especially not just now, but I'll admit I'm curious about what you'd suggest for me, and why. I'll certainly keep your suggestions in mind for possible use in the future.

[07:04] Commander: What's the name of that one bug I forget the name of Good job, Kommo-oander. Couldn't have put it better myself.

I primarily am not going to suggest changes to your team because you'll obviously prefer to keep the most you've chosen for your own reasons. I'll instead recommend changes to the sets. Chandelure could use something other than dark pulse, which is redundant for the most part. Try substitute, or HP Fighting or Grass if you're lucky. Flamethrower is also more consistent and can get fairly powerful if you remove white herb for an item that actually boosts power, like that life orb (Bisharp can use black glasses for a similar effect because most of its moves are dark type anyway) or a charcoal if you wish. Aqua Jet is really useful on Azumarill, and iirc doesn't need past gen breeding, but I could be wrong. Aqua tail is kinda worthless if you have waterfall which is more consistent and has a better side effect. Gogoat really likes EQ, aerial ace is meh. You could always try a flying type. And now, assuming you are open to a change of mons as well, a fast flying type or so isn't bad for your team. Noivern is good there, gets nice moves albeit at a high level. You also have quite enough firepower, lol, so getting rid of fire coverage on some of your mons might be useful. In that case, Magnezone is better as a bulky electric type than eelectross, and offers more utility in general besides being stronger. If you keep eelectross, ditch one of the electric moves for something that gives utility. TWave support can be nive with your general slow team, and can also help spread status for Chandelure's hex. Getting a Metagross or a Bronzong may also help; Bronzong makes a fine Trick Room user if you like that. Also though it requires breeding, Roserade is worth considering. Tangrowth is also a bulkier grass type than gogoat in general. DDrantrum is a fine choice.

Probably nothing, since it's not he, but me. Micky?

I'm an accountant. This sprite describes me and my life very well. If only it had a mustache. Not sure what the class is. Bulbapedia calls it Clerk/Businessman.

At my dining table at home. What do you think one can't have too much of? For the record, I think it's underwear. There's no such thing as too much underwear.

No KH

Look, all these people are lying to you, the only answer is Magnezone. Magnezone is love, Magnezone is life, Magnezone is all powerful and Magnezone is God. Quite seriously, it's the best Electric type in the game by a lo g shot, and easily the best special attacking steel type. It learns its best offensive and support moves by level (TWave support is terrific), resists more types than any other Pokemon in the game, has a huge special attack stat (more than the sheepgiraffe and the dog, anyway) and has an incredibly useful range of abilities; in particular, Sturdy can save you in a pinch and helps with supporting moves, and Analytic goes well with its low speed and lets you grab a free boost on all your attacks. If you need a fast attacker, use something other than manectric for god's sake. It has the shittiest level up movepool of any electric type I've seen, learning absolutely nothing to go with its half-decent special attack other than discharge. You won't even get to use Flamethrower until way later in the game, abd by then you'll have some better to use with it, like a noivern or something. Accept the Lord Magnezone as your Saviour. Be blessed.

√π/10

Yes Spine

You shall not.

Don't overcomplicate simplicity. However, what is your avatar supposed to be? π/19

What else is even there to evaluate, besides the pattern, in such a simplistic picture? Already rated/10

No Spine

Greninja, Blaziken and Infernape are objectively the best starters (in the order) owing to their power, busted abilities and coverage. However, there can be only one starter for those who are true of heart and with honour to uphold. The one and only Burd of Honour.

2π/10 could say the same for yours.

When you close your eyes just as the camera clicks, but find that this picture is actually better (and funnier) than the one with eyes open.