NickCrash

^Poison is still sub-par. Addition of 62 new moves Addition of 27 new abilities

So, Rock Slide from.... Onix

Done. They release nuclear man-eating flowers. They are deadly and smell. I wish that pencil sharpener actually sharpened pens and nothing else.

That Pikachu needs some loving from the earth power from Gastrodon.

Pidgey had time to tell mom. Pidgeot hit Galvantula with Heat Wave.

I thought that if you change the date forwards, you get stuck with the same weather for a while. Try changing backwards. You must have had some rain in the previous days if not weeks.

These are dangerous thoughts. *points a paper that says 2+2=5* Granted. Unfortunately Kim Jong Il didn't like it so he nuked us. I wish my hands weren't so red, dehydrated and didn't feel that much pain.

Pidgey finished it with Gust!

Someone has beaten me for Conkeldurr, although the EV spread I prefer is 116HP, 212Atk, 180+Def Guts/Toxic orb. Alrighty then. Mega Lopunny it is!!! Check: Venusaur @ Venusaurite Ability: Chlorophyll EVs: 232 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 20 Spe Modest Nature - Sludge Bomb - Leech Seed - Giga Drain - Synthesis Details: Counter: First Set - More passive Second Set - More aggressive Details: ALOMOMOLOL!! Check: Exploud @ Life Orb Ability: Scrappy EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature - Boomburst - Fire Blast - Focus Blast - Surf Another Check: Heard you talking shit (Amoonguss) @ Leftovers Ability: Regenerator EVs: 128 HP / 196 SpA / 184 SpD Calm Nature - Spore - Giga Drain - Sludge Bomb - Hidden Power [Fire]

...which Heatran takes and serves a nice Flash Cannon.

Let's start with the new type chart (fairy and steel nerf) and get into the concept of mega evolutions. The rest is easier to learn.

Too bad Hoopa decided to give it a psychic.

Then it would be called easy programming. Complex programming gets replaced with "really complex programming omg plz stahp" I wish I could use a Palantir without Sauron corrupting me.

1/10 no silver

Xzibit

Another Geodude enters the battle: It uses EQ and Broseph is grounded.

Granted. It's now a peanut company. I wish peanuts didn't exist.

Too much Grass. Talonflame was nearby so it decided to spam some Brave Bird to Serperior and Infernape.

That one could actually destroy the universe. I will grant it anyway. Now there is only 1 pop artist, whose music is beautiful but he looks like he was shat by a cow two days ago, while spinning in a cement cylinder and can't look at the camera, because he's afraid it's following him. I wish my dog could speak.

Well it was about time this happened. Congrats to both of you!!! Stay tuned for next week's ... Dan gets promoted!

Just to be safe, bring a monkey with you.

Cubone is late. M-Gyara kills it too with Waterfall

The Dawn Stone is behind a pile of rubbish. You can't miss it.

How else was I to hurt it super-effectively? T-Tar got drowned under M-gyarados's waterfall