NickCrash

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Hue Hue Hue Hypno used Zen Headbutt

You do know that chocolate is depleting, right? You stole chocolate from everybody else. Now we riot against you and make your Blaziken into KFC. I wish there was a Zelda reference in reborn.

ZsasZ

I thought there were 5 support pokemon. Let's see what we have in the end.

Mad Men

Granted. They had toothpaste instead of cream. Enjoy I wish I was an airbender

And goes back in terrified at the looks of Espeon and it's Stored Powa!!!!

Since we went back to Kanto, let me present you... Mega Raticate!!! The rat of your nightmares came to terrorise the metagame. You guessed it. New typing: Normal/Dark Stats it has now: 55HP, 81Atk, 60Def, 50SpA, 70SpD, 97Spe.............BST: 413 Stats it can get: 55HP, 131Atk, 90Def, 30SpA, 90SpD, 117Spe...........BST: 513 The image could be a raticate with more muscles to its legs and tail. Perhaps turn its hair more spiky to resemble an armor.

Don't even get me started on taxes. Victor, I can understand how this is. It's going to be tedious for you, but I can hope for the best. Even if he finds a job that pays less than before, you can still manage things, if you're lucky. Your sister is doing a sacrifice that is probably saving you from having to move and re-do all your classes. Perhaps this situation continues for a year, so all I'm asking from you is to be patient, focus on your school work and try to achieve your dreams. You're probably thinking that since things are pretty bad now, you'll have to go to a professional school, rather than university, in order to back up your family expenses. I can undestand that thought, and I can understand that if you also go to uni, you guys will have to pay much for tuition for two people. All I can hope is that things go fairly well, your parents become fully employed again so that you can pursue what you want, so you won't feel guilt later on in your life. You have my full support, even if it's only on a psychological level.

Sad Man (behind blue eyes)

Granted. You wish for pencil sharpeners every time. I wish my aim got ... sharper

Use your imagination :3 5/10 glorious pc master race

Pyrrhon your text definitely caused me to lose some millions of nerve cells.........rawr? owo Welcome to... Pimp my Ledian!!! Alright let's take Ledian more seriously. It currently stands at 55HP, 35Atk, 50Def, 55SpA, 110SpD, 85Spe I like that SpD, but I hate that 55HP, so no defendo amigo. Also, our little useless friend can have Iron Fist. Too bad he sucks. But that's why we're here, right? Ledian's Bug/Flying type is not horrible. I mean, look at M-Pinsir. LOOK AT HIM!! Ok, now you know where we're aiming. Sadly we can't touch HP, so it remains 55. Just give it some EVs so you can use this piece of trash this wonderful fellow. First of all, we have to change your type. You learn so many fighting type moves, it's a shame if we make you a silly fairy. So rise once again a Bug/Fighting behemoth. Time to change your stats sir Ledian. Brace yourselves. Whoa! D-don't worry, but your attack stat is... how do I say this without hurting you... well it's awful. Sadly if I don't give you Huge Power, I'll have to spend almost everything there, so yeah, take your steroids Huge Power. You were fast back then, but now there are many things to be afraid of. Remember that bully from Insecto High? Well yes, Heracross got a mega. Don't worry, he got fat and slow. You can outspeed it, yes even you can outspeed it now. I am a merciful god though, so I'll give you some more speed. Is 10 enough? NO!? How about 20? Final offer: 30. Done. Ok now you spent 30 precious points to speed, accumulating to 115. Happy? You shouldn't be. You have nothing to threaten them. Luckily for you, I'm still here and have another 70 points to award. You know, let's make them 85. Why? F*ck you, that's why. I took 15 points from your already useless spA. You don't really have something I can work with. Let's give them straight to your SpD. It went to 125 now and we still have 70 points to use. Lol your Atk is still worse than your SpA. Don't worry though, we can fix almost anything. Well, except your broken heart and pride, that is. Alrighty then. Now the big deal comes. No, I'm not going to give you a boost like M-Medicham. I'm going to boost your defense. 40 Points should do it. That takes you to 90Def and the rest to Atk which means that with Huge Power, you reach... 130. Not bad for a loser like you. So, your new stats are: 55HP, 65Atk, 90Def, 40SpA, 125SpD, 115Spe Oh yes, I'm so good. I might even see you in OU like this.

BATMAN

That statement can be false, but yes he meant Sirius.

I just checked. He used that name today. now he's hiding under the alias "gift of death"

Madhouse

3/10 that's NOT king Midas

Magnitude 4 by Diglett

Speaking of high intelligence...

If I were the dev I'd put Togepi back into the game. Perhaps with the same riddles, around Ametrine. Now we know enough, not to be spoiled.

*MALEstorm After a well-cooked meaty meal!! Happy birthday Mael! Get well soon and don't drink too much!! jk drink as much as you want