You know, cod is a fish. It's delicious. However you can get bacteria infections if you don't cook it right. And... that's what it gave you, because it was fed with pencil sharpenings.
I wish I was taller. (not too much tho)
No-way! Google+ lets you change your name, whereas youtube directly doesn't. Anyway, I have to grant this one I suppose, so yeah, no google+. Now the 1 person having an active google+ account hates you. He hates me too.
I wish strawberry was a berry
Done. Now every pizza tastes the same and as such is cheap.
Done. Yeast gets mutated, becomes tall as a 5-story building and can kill gorillas while making them drunk. It's also homophobic
I wish we had a pokemon of Steel/Poison type which looked like a ... pencil sharpener.