iowayshay

Hey hey, don't compare be to bacon now.

Oi! We have beef, we have mutton, but I don't think we have bacon.

Yes you can...if you believe~

Follow The Buzzards...

No belief

so true they make a awesome coop team!

@HolyKnigh: Why would a man shave? Well my friend, a man would (a man SHALL!) shave to make his beard stronger each new time it grows up. You don't even have to shave completely and have baby skin, you can do as me and let a beard of reasonable size. That's where the true astralphysics are.

I don´t need to shave, my beard have his own, free will and mystical beard power. It grows at will, it clean itself, it´s bulletproff and the most important, it´s epic.

oh...

Lol, how much happiness wifi actually brings to people.

^ ikr?

idk how id be able to survive if my school and shopping centre didnt have free wifi

Dea-

sry for being so far away

ya its vry rude of u

This is relevant

cool ranch is nasty. You made the right choice gurl

I'd love to have an opinion on Doritos, but I'm too busy eating Better Made chips, made in Michigan, to have one, haha!

I'd love to see that in action. Want to have a match?

Suuure brah but idk how showdown really works yet so youll have to tell me how to do a battle thing

just join the Lobby (the chat related stuff on the right) and you can use Ctrl+f to find someone there and challenge them. You just join Lobby and I'll find you there.

Join po

Oh, I'd like to battle you on the future~

Sad for the boat tho.

I am a boat.

Wise decision.

Make sure it's a nice one.

I don't think she'd buy none but the nicest one. The nicest boat that ever was~

@sheep, lolikr

Buy the boat, so you can be on a boat.

why not bo(a)th?

I'm on my ooown~

...It's South Africa.

but yes... so perhaps he might have that going for him, soldier...

Oh I know. Just saying...uh...Lieutenant...

Kitty wit no claws :C

kitties need claws 4 stuff...

Your grandma's house?

Isn't there any other thing you can do there to fight boredom? Or can't you convince her to get internet? o.o

Anyway I feel you, is the same thing that happens when I go to my aunt's house.

Even if I convinced them its not like Id get wifi tonight. Plus I'm only staying for a few days...

oh shit. *Allah.

my bad Allah. Plz forgive me.

aaaand I'm doing everything but my homework...

That's such a grandma you got there. My respects to her. Mine would probably think I'm gay or something if she ever knew I watch technicolor ponies on my computer, but she'd love me the same and that's why she and in general all grandparents are awesome.

Good luck shay. I'll miss these status updates for the time being.

haha you have a grandmother