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I'm only good at making stuff on Photoshop, and I finally got my own copy, so I decided to take a tutorial and add a little Reborn flare to it.

I'll have you know that the life of a navy captain who's charged with the destruction of unapproved ships is a lonely one.

Ever since I saw Insurgent, I've been in love with Uriah. I've also been in love with his haircut. So, being forced to get one, I played it by my rules and got a similar one. I do not regret this decision.

[17:56:16] • Conqueror Kyo slaps Wendel [17:56:18] Conqueror Kyo: Oops [17:56:20] WendelM: QAQ WendelM left [17:56:21] • WendelM started to bleed heavily and passed out. WendelM joined [17:56:25] Conqueror Kyo: Damn [17:56:28] WendelM: wow [17:56:28] Conqueror Kyo: I slapped him hard [17:56:32] WendelM: That was a hard slap Let that be a lesson to all who oppose me. My slaps are the slaps of death.

I will join you on this ride~

I was kinda asked to do this, so I acquiesced. Here's my latest team. It's done me some good. After I started with this one, I climbed from the 1390s to 1509 on the Showdown OU ladder. So, tell me what you think. Solomon (Garchomp) (M) @ Lum Berry Ability: Rough Skin EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Stealth Rock - Swords Dance - Dragon Claw - Earthquake Solomon serves as my Stealth Rock setter/sweeper. I usually lead with him if I feel that it's safe enough and if a large portion of my opponent's team is weak to rocks. If not, then I take the chance to get off a Swords Dance from a likely switch and proceed to spam Dragon Claw. Coming off 2x, it hits like a truck and few things can shrug it off and I've gotten 6-0s from just SDing and then using Dragon Claw repeatedly. (Provided they have no fairies or steel types). The Lum Berry is just to give me a free setup in case they try to cripple me with status and prevent him from sweeping. Nimbus (Manaphy) @ Lum Berry Ability: Hydration Shiny: Yes EVs: 96 HP / 252 SpA / 160 Spe Timid Nature - Tail Glow - Scald - Energy Ball - Ice Beam Nimbus is my closest thing to a Greninja replacement and I have Skitty to thank for my new found love of it. Manaphy can destroy an entire team after a single Tail Glow and has the added benefit of Energy Ball which allows me to demolish people who think they can just switch in Rotom on me and try to stop me in my tracks. Lum Berry to shrug off any status and guarantee a safe Tail Glow in the event of one and since anything not called Burn will pretty much cripple it. Mostly running speed and special attack to try and outspeed most things. I don't feel like max speed is completely necessary since the current set gives it 303 speed which is faster than most things it deals with and anything that Manaphy can't counter usually outspeeds it anyway. (Looking at you Thundurus) Broseidon (Slowbro) (M) @ Slowbronite Ability: Regenerator EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA Bold Nature - Scald - Psyshock - Slack Off - Calm Mind The king of the bros is something I just added on a whim because I wanted to be a trolly bastard that tanked anything physical. He's there to just sponge everything and then dish out burns to whatever happens to be in the way. I run Calm Mind to give it some sweep potential but more for the ability to sponge special attacks too since his SpDef is middling at best. He's saved me a couple times, and often when he was the last man standing. Samson (Conkeldurr) (M) @ Assault Vest Ability: Guts Shiny: Yes EVs: 144 HP / 252 Atk / 56 SpD / 56 Spe Adamant Nature - Drain Punch - Mach Punch - Knock Off - Poison Jab Samson is another one of my hard hitters. I wanted a bulky mon who could also dish out the hurt, and he was my best candidate. Drain Punch for recovery and Mach for priority. Knock Off is to scare away any careless switching and allows me to break some mons by removing their items and Poison Jab is for those pesky fairies who think they can just charge in without any consequences. Assault Vest lets me survive some Hyper Voices or whatever else may come blasting my way and the entire set is a hopes that they'll try to status me in the thoughts that it's an Iron Fist Conk and not a Guts one. Blaze (Talonflame) (M) @ Salac Berry Ability: Gale Wings Shiny: Yes EVs: 88 HP / 252 Atk / 168 Spe Jolly Nature - Brave Bird - Flare Blitz - Swords Dance - Natural Gift Blaze is another one of my hard hitters, I usually run a choice band set but I've opted out of that for a little bit of "innovation". I often get a lot of Heatran switching into my Talon, so I decided that maybe I could use that to my advantage. Staple Brave Bird and Flare Blitz because what is Talonflame without his two STAB moves. Swords Dance lets me boost my attack to something sweep worthy and allows BB spam if applicable but it also serves the purpose of letting Natural Gift actually OHKO something. Salac Berry lets me use a 100BP Fighting type move and and OHKO both Tyranitar and Heatran after a SD and it's always fun to imagine the looks on the person's face when their Heatran disappears at the hand(or would it be talon?) of a Talonflame. Striker (Scizor) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Technician EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def Impish Nature - Bullet Punch - Swords Dance - Roost - Defog Striker is my defogger. Before the modifications, my team was very susceptible to Stealth Rocks and would often break my Sashes and Multiscales. I couldn't have that so enter Scizor. As the team changed, he's not really needed as much but hazards can especially be an issue and SR still screws Talonflame, so he gets to stay. I run max HP and Def just to give him longevity when he's forced to Defog and Roost makes sure that he can stay alive for as long as possible. I took a different root when I did the rest of his set though because I felt like messing around a bit and it's had some rather humorous and interesting results. Instead of running Knock Off, I decided to put SD on it for a couple reasons. One, it dissuades people from thinking it's a Defog set so they're not expecting it to tank Earthquakes from Landorus-T. I also felt like I could do some major damage with a +6 STAB Technician Bullet Punch regardless of if you resisted it or not. (I was right, at +6 even Ferrothorn doesn't want to stay in for too long.) The fact that it completely neglected Scizor's pathetic speed was a plus too. This actually led to some interesting DBZ style scenarios with someone trying to take me down with a move and me just Roosting off the Damage then getting a SD. By the time they decided that maybe it was good to switch, I was at FULL POWER and proceeded to destroy the rest of the team. Conclusion: This is a team of bulky and frail setup sweepers minus Conkeldurr who's just a bulky sweeper. It's done me some good, and I've gotten to a respectable (in my opinion) place on the ladder with it and had some hilarious encounters too. It's really heavy on setup which is a drawback, but it still gets the job done. So, tell me what you think.

I like it. I think it looks nice. As for me, it's been awhile, and I took lots of headshots for class assignment, (Don't you just love art school?) so here's one for the road.

"Look at your hilarious moments, now back to Silver's, back at yours, now back to Silver's. Sadly, they are not Silvers, but if you started spending more time with her then you could experience these wonderful moments with her. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a room with Silver and her friends. Look again, everyone is now laughing and having a fantastic time! Anything is possible when you're a fun and hilarious person like Silver. She likes LoL."

Hello ladies...And gentlemen and those of unspecified gender. Look at the Old Spice commercials, now back to us, now back at the Old Spice commercials, now back to us. Sadly, we are not the Old Spice commercials, but if we started to create our own Old Spice style commercials using fellow Reborn members as subjects then we could feel like the Old Spice commercials. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a thread created for that very purpose! Look below, now back at me. I made them. They're examples of the commercials that we're striving to make. Look again. They're now your very own commercials! Anything is possible when you make your own Reborn themed Old Spice commercials. I like Old Spice. As I'm sure you can tell from that, the purpose of this is to create Old Spice style commercials that feature Reborn members as the subject. The rules are simple: Create a commercial that follows the Old Spice format, uplifts and casts a positive light on a Reborn member of your choice. You can use any Old Spice commercial as long as you follow the general script, but you are allowed to make changes where necessary(As you see I did). I find the commercials with Isaiah Mustafa work best. For example(This is what you should have looked below at~): "Look at your lizard, now back to Dan, look at your lizard again, now back to Dan. Sadly, it is not Dan. But if it grew wings and learned to spit fire, it could live like Dan. Look down, back up. It's an awful thread that Dan has burned with his supa hot fiya. Look again, the thread is now better than it ever was. Anything is possible when you're a Blind Guardian Dragon. He's also my brother." "Look at your FAQ, now look at Jericho's, look at your FAQ again, now back to Jericho's. Sadly, it is not Jericho's. But if you became involved with the community and let your supportive nature be known, you could help people like Jericho. Look down, back up. It's a save file that someone has royally fucked up. Look again, Jericho has fixed it. Anything is possible when you put others ahead of yourself like he does. He's also a bear." "Look at your admirers, now back to Hilda's, look at your admirers again, now back to Hilda's. Sadly, they are not Hilda's. But if you became more awesome and loving like she was, you could gain more admirers. Look down, back up. It's someone who is feeling bored and alone. Look again, she has just brightened their entire day!Anything is possible when you're as cool and lovable as Hilda. She also likes Mega Gallade." "Look at your RP, now back to Huk's, look at your RP again, now back to Huk's. Sadly, it is not Huk's. But if you followed his RPs, and joined his existing ones, you could write like Huk. Look down, back up. It's a new story that he has just created. Look again. The story now has endless followers and paricipants! Anything is possible when you're an amazing writer like Huk. He blames everything on Dan." Hello Rebornians. How are you? Fantastic. Are those your commercials? No. Could you make some just like them? Yes. Should you make Old Spice commercials featuring your fellow Reborn members? I don't know. Do you like making your friends smile? Do you want to make them feel special and accomplished? Of course you do. SO CREATE...Commercials for everyone to enjoy. So Rebornians, should you create Old Spice commercials featuring your fellow Reborn members? You tell me... And if you need an idea of what the goal is:

Me: Cockblock:

I'm glad you were able to finally get in. I remember when I first met you and you were talking about how you were trapped in your room studying for this test. XD It's been great spending time with you from taking on League (Even though you were leaps and bounds ahead of me) to our countless tournament battles together. You're such a nice and fun guy and I've absolutely loved that I've gotten to know you. I hope everything works for the best for you, and that school better have net because if it doesn't, I will personally come down there and install it. >.>

Me: You: You'll learn one day.