Ace Attorney Kyo: The Trial of Amethyst Liddell
(03:04:42) Doctor Kyo: As I recall, you and Aaron spent a large amount of your time running people over with tanks. (03:04:48) Doctor Kyo: I don't know how I feel about you having one. (03:04:49) +Amethyst: exCUSE you (03:05:02) +Amethyst: I had NO interest in any such thing and actively discouraged his doing it! (03:05:11) Faust: rubbish (03:05:22) Doctor Kyo: I don't know if I entirely believe you. (03:05:26) +Amethyst: I am not the noob who gets out of position by doing that (03:05:32) +Amethyst: and I do not like to hear my characters scream (03:05:49) +Amethyst: I like to hear them proclaim they are a pacifist as the pop their enemies in the head (03:05:56) +Amethyst: because susie is adorable (03:06:05) +Amethyst: and she does not deserve to be run over, aaron (03:06:19) Faust: aaron is muted (03:06:20) Faust: (03:06:20) Doctor Kyo: Ame, his testimony counteracts yours. What do you say in your defense? (03:06:31) +Amethyst: he's a liar and a scoundrel. (03:06:33) +ClientBot: You changed your name to Ace Attorney Kyo (03:06:33) Doctor Kyo changed names and is now known as Ace Attorney Kyo.
(03:06:45) Ace Attorney Kyo: Do you have evidence to back these claims? (03:07:13) +Amethyst: I do. I actually own the game and have gotten decently far into it, unlike aaron who sold the game because he felt it was too hard (03:07:21) +Amethyst: because his main tank kept getting blown up. (03:07:24) +Amethyst: why, you ask? (03:07:33) +Amethyst: because he would run over his characters and leave the back exposed by doing so (03:07:38) Faust: where is the receipt (03:07:39) Faust: ( (03:07:49) +Amethyst: and when you hit the energy source on the back of a tank it goes hella boom (03:07:50) +Amethyst: and you lose. (03:07:54) Ace Attorney Kyo: If you could present this evidence, I'm sure the court would appreciate it. (03:08:01) +Amethyst: Aaron couldn't not run over his characters, so he had to sell the game. (03:08:05) Ace Attorney Kyo: I'm sure a receipt would do. (03:08:13) +Amethyst: I still have mine, and you can find my enclosed save file in exhibit A (03:08:47) Ace Attorney Kyo: If you could please present it to the court. (03:09:14) +Amethyst: just check exhibit a that's like a court thing ahead of time it's not like i have it in my pocket (03:09:22) +Amethyst: someone else takes care of this stuff, you know? (03:09:29) +Amethyst: i mean i'm looking at the actual game right now too (03:09:49) +Amethyst: or at least point me to the menu to present it (03:09:50) +Amethyst: or something (03:09:57) *** Ace Attorney Kyo sips his coffee *** (03:10:14) +Amethyst: Tell me, what exactly is Aaron's testimony? (03:10:20) +Amethyst: He seems awfully confident about it in PM. (03:10:34) Ace Attorney Kyo: My client states that you forced him to do it. (03:11:12) +Amethyst: Your client is lying. Why would I do that? Let's assume, for argument sake, that I for some reason enjoyed characters getting run over (03:11:23) +Amethyst: Even if he did it on his console at home, it's not as if I would gain anything from it (03:11:27) +Amethyst: I wouldn't be there to watch. (03:11:31) +Amethyst: So why would I bother saying like that? (03:11:47) +Amethyst: Even aside from that I -don't- have an interest in that and the ones he wanted to run over most were my favorite charaters! (03:11:55) +Amethyst: I don't want those gals to be hurt :c (03:12:48) Ace Attorney Kyo: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7605540 (03:13:23) +Amethyst: Oh? But any game I host I do watch. (03:13:28) +Amethyst: I have to, after all, as the acting GM. (03:13:32) +Amethyst: So that's different. (03:13:41) +Amethyst: Besides, those involve real people. (03:14:02) +Amethyst: Real people are way more fun to kill off than game characters. (03:14:23) Blind Guardian left the channel.
(03:14:40) Ace Attorney Kyo: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7605541 (03:14:49) Faust: it's okay Ame (03:14:54) Faust: the attorney doesn't believe you (03:14:55) Faust: but i do (03:15:02) +Amethyst: Maybe I do, but that doesn't really matter, right? (03:15:10) +Amethyst: I mean, technically I only make others kill each other. (03:15:14) +Amethyst: But that doesn't apply here... (03:15:32) +Amethyst: ...because when you run over a unit with a tank in Valkyria Chronicles, not only does it not kill them, it doesn't even damage them. (03:16:01) aquapisces left the channel.
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(03:16:26) Ace Attorney Kyo: I believe this case is closed. (03:16:29) Ace Attorney Kyo: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7605542 (03:16:31) rylan joined the channel.
(03:17:03) +Amethyst: hel-LO? All the evidence is stacked against your client and you're just ignoring it! You're clearly biased. (03:17:10) +Amethyst: ...also why are you both the judge and the prosecution (03:17:34) Faust: i am the prosecution (03:17:35) rylan left the channel.
(03:17:38) Faust: :I (03:17:39) +Amethyst: oh. (03:17:40) +Amethyst: plot twist. (03:17:46) +Amethyst: so the prosecution is on my side (03:17:49) +Amethyst: just the judge isn't. (03:17:52) Ace Attorney Kyo: I said yesterday that I am the judge, jury and executioner. (03:18:00) Faust: but i am the prosecution (03:18:00) Faust: I: (03:18:04) +Amethyst: you did? I don't remember that. (03:18:09) Reborn's Pet Leafeon joined the channel.
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(03:19:55) Faust: rip case (03:20:29) Ace Attorney Kyo: (3:16:00) Kyoyo: I am the jury, judge and executioner. (03:20:29) Ace Attorney Kyo: (3:16:00) Reborn's Pet Sylveon left the channel (03:20:29) Ace Attorney Kyo: (3:16:09) Kyoyo: And I hereby find you guilty of all charges. (03:20:29) Ace Attorney Kyo: (3:16:22) Amethyst: oh wt fthat's messed up (03:20:54) +Amethyst: well. (03:21:01) +Amethyst: i stand by what i apparently said before then. (03:21:03) +Amethyst: it is messed up. (03:21:57) +ClientBot: You changed your name to Executioner Kyo (03:21:57) Ace Attorney Kyo changed names and is now known as Executioner Kyo.
(03:22:06) *** Executioner Kyo throws Ame in The Orange Room *** (03:22:15) +Amethyst: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE (03:22:16) Executioner Kyo: AND STAY THER (03:22:16) ~~~ Amethyst was devoured by 1001 kitties. ~~~