Listen, DD, buddy. I want you to know that I believe in you. I know Breloom told you that you wouldn't be platinum this season, but she's a fickle creature. You can do it. Do it for me. I suck too much to do it.
No, like, get on my account and do it.
Please.
In seriousness happy birthday dude. I could say something about not talking to you enough blah blah generic filler, but that's pretty much on me and, ngl, because I don't directly start conversations 90% of the time that probably won't change.
May your EX-rank luck ever carry you forth.