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6 hours ago, Combat said:

Number Five: Lycanroc (Midnight Form)

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You people were talking about edgy, but this %&#@ing guy looks like someone's bad Sonic OC! Seriously, this freaking thing is a mangy disappointment, and looks like what would happen is Lanky Kong and The Wolfman had a demon spawn baby. I'm not even mention the Dusk form though. That one's just as bad.

The only reason he escaped my list was because I never played SM. Still, those are excellent points you make, especially about him being the newest Sonic character.

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On 13/10/2017 at 9:55 AM, Hooligan said:

If I filled this with 20 Least Favorite Pokemon, most of them would include legendaries including Arceus, Rayquaza, Primal Groudon and Kyogre, Ultra Beasts (I consider UBs as legendary Pokemon), Guardian Deities (the Tapu are legendaries, for real).

 

5- Celesteela: Too OP, it have access to Leech Seed, despite the fact it is a powerful staller and it's still in OU. It should be banned from OU.

4- Golbat: "Why do you always bother me?" "It appears in every freaking region and most of the caves." "Every single team in Pokemon games have this Pokemon." "Please, leave me alone. Let me run." "It's ugly as hell." These complains are the reasons I hate Golbat.

3- Toxapex/Pyukumuku: I hate both of them in the same way. The main reason I hate Toxapex is the fact it learns a move that protects itself, despite the fact it poison whoever makes physical contact in Baneful Bunker. Also, this Pokemon and Pyukumuku can learn Soak. Just imagine a battle in which the Toxapex uses Soak and Baneful Bunker in a Metagross, or a Pyukumuku uses Soak and Toxic in that same Pokemon, and if I swap my Pokemon, you might find a field filled of Stealth Rocks, Sticky Web, Toxic Spikes and Spikes. In my opinion, even if Pyukumuku have no access to moves despite the Counter, it should be banned from RU. For the Toxapex, it should be in Uber.

2- Unown: Completely useless, a Pokemon which can only learn Hidden Power and have low stats. Just imagine using one with Ground-type Hidden Power against a Levitate Ability or Flying-type Pokemon. Why would I collect all the Unown letters if they are bad as hell? You can't even breed that Pokemon. Also, remember the Ruins of Alph, where the Unown ****** your radio and made creepy sounds in your radio called "Unown Radio". It makes me remind of Pokemon Lost Silver.

1- Marshadow: The biggest crime for the entire Pokemon franchise. Despite the fact it have Technician, it steals the boosted stats from a target. Just imagine using a Umbreon with 6 Curses and you want to use Payback, but it uses Spectral Thief and steals your positive stats, or a Clefable boosting its defenses and then, a damn Marshadow steals your Defenses and Special Attack, just to not use Stored Power. And the worst of it all, it uses a Technician Shadow Sneak. A ******* 4x Attack Priority move with Technician boost. In my opinion, they should make Spectral Thief work only when the Marshadow have half down HP, because it's way too overpowered. It is a candidate to be banned from Uber. I've got no more words for this.

 

And you still complain about not evolved Pokemon. One thing I love in Reborn is that there are no legendaries to catch, because it would reduce difficulty or some noobs would always use them. I think most of the legendaries should be banned even from Uber tier, because most of the noobs use it and they are way too OP.

Well... I've changed of plans since Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, and now my list is different, but some of the Pokemon are in the same road.

 

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5- Arceus:

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Not many childrish fans had a wish to see a "God" Pokemon. Game Freak realized the dream of this minority since 11 years ago, and it was revealed 8 years ago. They made a "God" Pokemon and then it became the Pokemon with the highest BST of all the times despite alternative forms such asMega Evolutions, Ultra Forms and others. This is where they've started making a game in which every kind of person could win a battle without much effort. This is where the entire game became broken. I really got to think more about this Pokemon, since it was a huge update that the majority of competitive battlers didn't like. The previous fifth least favorite Pokemon was Celesteela.

 

4- Golbat:

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"Why do you always bother me?" "It appears in every freaking region and most of the caves." "Every single team in Pokemon games have this Pokemon." "Please, leave me alone. Let me run." "It's ugly as hell." These complains are the reasons I hate Golbat. My opinion about this Pokemon haven't changed yet.

 

3- Toxapex/Pyukumuku:

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I hate both of them in the same way. The main reason I hate Toxapex is the fact it learns a move that protects itself, despite the fact it poison whoever makes physical contact in Baneful Bunker. Also, this Pokemon and Pyukumuku can learn Soak. Just imagine a battle in which the Toxapex uses Soak and Baneful Bunker in a Metagross, or a Pyukumuku uses Soak and Toxic in that same Pokemon, and if I swap my Pokemon, you might find a field filled of Stealth Rocks, Sticky Web, Toxic Spikes and Spikes. In my opinion, even if Pyukumuku have no access to moves despite the Counter, it should be banned from RU. For the Toxapex, it should be in Uber. My opinion about these Pokemon haven't changed yet.

 

2- Mewtwo:

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This Pokemon is way too overrated on these days and the fans of this Pokemon still love it due to the fact it was almost invincible back in Gen 1, but what they don't know (at least most of them) is that it was only that powerful back in the Gen 1, it was only weak against Bug-types and since the Bug-type moves were all weak, it was too powerful and with Ghost immunity, it does leave no doubt of the facts. But since the Gen 3 or 4, it started to lose its strength and people still idolized this Pokemon to make Game Freak give it two Mega Evolutions, like what they've done to Charizard, due to the fact these two Pokemon are two of the ten most famous Pokemon of all the times. The fact I see too many noobs with this Pokemon is what makes me change my opinion about this Pokemon. The previous second least favorite Pokemon was Unown.

 

1- Marshadow:

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The biggest crime for the entire Pokemon franchise. Despite the fact it have Technician, it steals the boosted stats from a target. Just imagine using a Umbreon with 6 Curses and you want to use Payback, but it uses Spectral Thief and steals your positive stats, or a Clefable boosting its defenses and then, a damn Marshadow steals your Defenses and Special Attack, just to not use Stored Power. And the worst of it all, it uses a Technician Shadow Sneak. A ******* 4x Attack Priority move with Technician boost. In my opinion, they should make Spectral Thief work only when the Marshadow have half down HP, because it's way too overpowered. It is a candidate to be banned from Uber. I've got no more words for this. My opinion about this Pokemon haven't changed yet.

 

What made me change my opinion about Celesteela is that the Ultra Space supposed to be its lair have a nice music and about Unown is that I think there are worst ones, such as Arceus and Mewtwo.

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The lycanroc slam hurts. shame on you guys, he's rad. And he's only gonna get radder.

 

 

I realized i never picked my least favorites.

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5. golbat - annoying, ugly, all over the place, and just completely off putting. Only reason to put up with it is for the awesome crobat.

 

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4 binacle - blegh, there is nothing appealing about this horrid little thing. It's really forgettable too. 

 

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3. mega-manetric - easily the worst-designed pokemon visually. It looks like a glitch and feels like GF had no idea where to take Manetric's design in building off it so they just went, make it look like "lightning hur' resulting in a clumsy abomination and embodying the worst design quirks of mega evolutions.

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2. barboach - the most boring pokemon of all time. It's amazing just how dull this thing is. Fish pokemon usually tend to be hit or miss but this guy is easily the least interesting one. The animal it's based off is sort of interesting but barboach himself sucks any charm off it and just becomes the duke of dullsville. Ugly is one thing, weak is another, but boring is worse than both. And man is barboach boring.

 

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1: Diggersby - OMG. I hate this thing. So much. It looks like it just ate out of mudsdale's ass. Its nasty colors, its stupid buck teeth, it's dumb expression, it's disgusting cry...everything about this pokemon just makes me irrationally angry. The fact it evolves from the moderately cute bunnelby makes it such a slap in the face to get. I cannot stand Diggersby, no doubt my most disliked pokemon EVER.

 

 

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12 hours ago, Monochrome_Complex said:

The lycanroc slam hurts. shame on you guys, he's rad. And he's only gonna get radder.

 

I should probably elaborate the Midday looks great, it's just the edgyness on Midnight is so bad I needed to get stitches from the cut. I have issues with Dawn, since it's pretty much a recolor. If you showed Dawn to me before I knew what Midday's Shiny Form looked like, I probably wouldn't have been able to tell that it was a new form entirely.

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Here's mine:

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(also,srry for my english, not my first language. :P)

 

5th:Luvdisc

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I don't really care if the pokemon is good in battle or not. but this pokemon...she's sooo weak that her total stat is equal to unevolved mons like Aron and Buizel which is really pathetic.

 

4th:Charizard

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I don't really hate Charizard.but i think that it's unfair that he has two megas.he is also the main pokemon of Alan(?) in special mega episodes(they also beat Ash in the Kalos League) and he is also the protagonists starter in the pokemon origin.i heard that he is also in the other games like Smash,Pokken tournament etc.like really? i mean i understand many fans are drooling over him but how about Blastoise and Venusaur?

 

3rd:Foongus-Amoonguss

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Their name sucks and i just hate it when my opponent has them..(no more spore please.)

 

2nd:Garchomp

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Simply because of Cynthia.

 

1st:Bidoof and Patrat

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Ratata-Sentret-Zigzagoon then these two... oh my arceus i hate them soo much. their names,apperance and type.good thing they're weak so other ppl will not use them. i forgot the names of their last evo. but i hate them too.

 

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SALT! SALT! IT IS TIME TO UNLEASH THE SALTINESS FOR THOSE ABOMINATIONS!

(I won't include any Legendaries, or I'd need the whole server space to myself to keep ranting about stuff like Mewtwo, Ultra Beasts and Rayquaza)

(If you get tilted cause I destroyed your favourite 'mon by criticising it... Well, tough :P)

 

Most hated starters!

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Now this is tough. So tough that I can't choose one. I mean, how to choose between Serperior and Blaziken??? So, I will put both!

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Now this thing is horrid. Its design isn't that bad, but its cry is so high-pitched that tears through my eardrums every time it is sent out by an opponent. And the high frequency crybaby sound keeps going deeper, hitting my brain. And its pre-evolutions are equally annoying. Their smugface, like they have just gotten into the pants of their sexiest classmate swept singlehandedly the team of every E4 member is beyond annoying. And just being able to hit you with Leaf Storm and get a +2 in Sp. Attack is showing the pure bullshitness of the Contrary ability. I mean, I get it for Malamar. It's upside down. BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES A GRASS SNAKE GET CONTRARY?!

 

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Show me the person who designed Blaziken. He deserves a place in Hell. There is one reserved for him. Torchik? Cute as hell! Combusken? A badass chicken that can fight and kick, jumping incredibly high! Blaziken? Bleurghhhhhhhhhh... It it like John Travolta and his flared pants had such a hot saturday night fever that he literally got himself on fire after wearing a stupid white vest and collided with a Volkswagen. Or a Volvo. Or a Victini. (The V on the head). How can a design go SO badly isn't the worst about it though. Worst is the extreme hype. Speed Boost and its typing, combined with the moveset make it terrifying. But let's clarify this. A POKEMON BEING OP DOESN'T MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL/BADASS. It looks stupid. Accept the truth. All of you out there.

 

Most hated/disappointing Pseudo-legendary Dragons!

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Sigh... They took this beauty dragonair.gif and turned it into a yellow flying Barney. I never evolve my Dragonairs. Eviolite for life. But I don't hate Dragonite. It's OK. Just too disappointing/lackluster compared to Dragonair.

 

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The actual winner (or loser) of the most hated pokemon compartment. Let me begin. It is a Ground Dragon that can fly and is based on a creature that lives in the sea, the hammerhead shark. Talk about overkill. Seen the movie "Sharknado"? It was about sharks dropping from sky and murdering people. NO? Why? Because everyone says it's a stupid trollmovie? EXACTLY!

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GARCHOMP IS! An overkill trollmon designed to be OP and gain fans into the 5-10 year old compartment. I won't even keep wasting my time on this overhyped bullcrap.

PS: NO YOU PEOPLE THAT LIKE GARCHOMP, the design isn't badass, his face looks just like Sid's from Ice Age in the not-cute-and-silly version. And with two turbines forcefully stuck on each side of its already STUPID face. And with a yellow mark on it. Probably someone tossed an egg at Garchomp's face. But who could blame the one who did so?

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The battle for the last position is hard. And it is between 4 mons. Dishonourable references to the 3 below that are so bad that they managed to fail in being the worst. They can't succeed in ANYTHING!

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Combination of a bad rapper with bored face and dropping jeans? AND A MOHAWK?!!! Just kill me before I have to face this abomination again. The only thing I enjoy about this mon is making it kill itself by Baiting High Jump Kicks and then Protecting, or switching into Ghosts. It finally makes what it should've done all along. Kill itself.

 

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Annoying voice, constant dancing and an overall worse double of Vileplume. Vileplume>>>>Bellossom.

 

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In all fucking anime, we have had about 3648792222222242381 cameo appearances of this idiotic ball. It uses Sing, then whines because people fall asleep. WELL, GUESS WHAT YOUR MOVE DOES, IDIOT! IT IS YOUR FUCKING MOVE AFTER ALL!

And I don't get it, how many damn appearances does a stupid 'mon have to make in the anime? REPEATING THE SAME THING IN EVERY SINGLE ONE???? Please be more creative next time, anime creators. And kill it with an Exploding Golem with a Normal Gem.

 

And the last spot goes to...

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Their design. Elekid is like waiting to get plugged to a generator that people used in carnivals to power their cotton candy making machines. And it always has the stupid smugface like it ate all the cotton candy itself. Guess what, yellowball. You.Are.UGLY! But then it gets worse. It evolves to Electabuzz, whose cry is like exhaling while flicking your lips with your fingers, resulting to an idiotic BLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLLLBLLBLLBLLLL.

And Electivire? It's like a crossover of a Yellow tarantula with Hulk. Wearing the mask of Zorro. I can tear my eyes off myself, no need to try harder to make me blind Game Freak.

And it's such a pity that this line is so fucking abhorrent, because they are the best physical attackers of Electric type.

I will stick to Zebstrika's awesomeness though. I'd rather face Reborn's Elite 4 with Zebstrika's Spark than ever using this abomination.

PS: Yes, I always sell the Electrizer. In all my runs. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE. That Elekid can keep getting abused for electricity in Calcenon, for all I care.

 

What can I say? Ranting is refreshing! :D 

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So many people hate Blaziken and Electivire :(.

Blaziken : A fire/fighting type pokemon that actually learns a good fire/fighting type move.What more a person can ask? many pokemon greatly depends on TMs/egg moves etc.Many dragon types can't learn dragon claw by level up for example.

 

Electivire: Even though I don't use single type pokemon that much,the reason I like this pokemon is because of the anime.The battle and rivalry against Ash's Infernape is my favorite.I actually thought electivire to be electic/fighting :P.

 

Sadly,so many people seems to differ.

 

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4 hours ago, Yagami said:

So many people hate Blaziken and Electivire :(.

Blaziken : A fire/fighting type pokemon that actually learns a good fire/fighting type move.What more a person can ask? many pokemon greatly depends on TMs/egg moves etc.Many dragon types can't learn dragon claw by level up for example.

 

Electivire: Even though I don't use single type pokemon that much,the reason I like this pokemon is because of the anime.The battle and rivalry against Ash's Infernape is my favorite.I actually thought electivire to be electic/fighting :P.

 

Sadly,so many people seems to differ.

 

Yeah, feels sad man. I love Blaziken, especially it's mega-evo :D , but o well, there's tons of haters out there. No one can blame them for disliking or even hating something.

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7 hours ago, Yagami said:

A fire/fighting type pokemon that actually learns a good fire/fighting type move.What more a person can ask?

Well... As I said before... A well-designed pokemon that's not like a caricature. But that's subjective. I pinpointed it is a great 'mon performance-wise, but a dreadful one design-wise. Combusken raised the expectations to the heavens and Blaziken was... Just no.

 

7 hours ago, Yagami said:

Sadly,so many people seems to differ.

 

3 hours ago, Ainz Ooal Gown said:

Yeah, feels sad man. I love Blaziken, especially it's mega-evo :D , but o well, there's tons of haters out there. No one can blame them for disliking or even hating something.

Well, it is just a subjective opinion. I bet many people hate the 'mons I like best, so...

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Electivire is supposed to be a Yeti. If it had a Fighting or Ice subtype you all wouldn't complain. 

It's a good pokemon competitive-wise. It's just lackluster not to be hyped enough. The design could be a bit better, but it fits.

 

I agree with the points raised about Blaziken. The mega looks much worse. 

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1. Pikachu and pikachu clones. also mimikyu. why won't they stop?

2. bidoof/bibarel- need i explain?

3. Arceus- that deer-dog thing dragging around the fence it couldn't squeeze through

4. the lake sprites- the floating fetuses (feti?) of feelings and doom

5. Volcanion- the teething ring pokemon

 

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1. Whimsicott, if only because my stall team in Showdown never has any way to deal with it when it shows up.

2. Marshadow, because it's existence means I can't troll AG reliably with the Baton Pass team. Others bemoan it's stat steal, but wha'ts more annoying is how it goes through substitute.

3. Garchomp, with Lum Berry and sword dance as a lead. Can't count how many times my stall team lost to this lead. annoying because I can't predict If I should mega evolve M-Sableye first turn or stick with prankster.

4. Excadrill. I run M-Sableye to prevent Stealth Rocks on my team. This fucker ignores it with mold breaker. Also, will reliably kill my Unaware Clefable.

5. Other pokemon with Magic Bounce. Can't stall reliably against other Magic Bounce users.

 

I noticed people here hate on stall, I'm just gonna say that I'm enjoying feeding on your salt.

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