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How dirty the characters in every pokemon game are? I mean in the main series you get to see ash wear slightlt different clothing. you see them wash the clothing, hell, there's even an episode where the clothing gets stolen. yet in all the games you wear the same clothes start to finish. Hours turn into days and days turn in to weeks.

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has it ever occurred to you that EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM is solved by Team Rocket attempting to fuck shit up, and failing, bringing (insert person or pokemon) to trust (insert person or pokemon) or to solve (insert minor inconvenience).

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hmm, in that case, you could also wonder about the characters (nonexistent) sleep, for days and weeks.

Or that you often can't use runnung boots indoors.

Or the mysterious voice (or person, like your father in gen3 or prof oak in gen1) that says "You can't use that here."

Or that mini backpack, which can back dozens of pokeballs, one or two bikes, a whole pharmacy, or dozens of rocks, etc. etc..

Or even that pokemon can fit into rooms, but are normally way to huge for it.

Or that your mum sleeps in the kitchen... (e.g. gen3)

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Has it ever occured to you HOW FRICKIN EXPENSIVE a normal Bike is?

you only get it for a voucher, or as a gift... EVER... because you can't possible have the amount of money they would charge you for.

The Bike Vendors want 1.000.000P$ (1 Million)

since Pokemon comes from Japan P$ is most likeley based on the Japanese Yen

if we convert that over we have: 1P$ = 1Y = 0,0082$ (current ratings)

doesn't seem much... well now make * 1.000.000

1.000.000P$/Y = 8.270$

EIGHT-THOUSAND-TWO-HUNDRED-SEVENTY DOLLAR

FOR A FRICKIN' BIKE!

(damn these vouchers are worth it...)

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This applies to most visual media I can think of, from comic books to cartoons to videogames, western and eastern alike. It is a popular trope to make a character recognizable by giving him/her a very unique outfit... But if he/she changed said outfit every other episode, the whole point would be made moot, don't you think?

Just assume they wash their clothes off-screen: by your logic, people rarely eat or sleep and never go to the toilet, either.

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Or, you know, people could wear multiple of the same outfit.

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But do bear in mind, a lot of stuff happens off screen because nobody cares about making the player character do mundane tasks. We're here to raise super powered animals to fight each other for sport.

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One thing I realized a few days ago is how exhausting and sometimes scary it would be to actually explore some of these environments. Pokemon has a lot of caves, mountains, forests, etc. Including some places that are extremely cold or hot. We don't ever get to see or hear about the physical condition of the character we're playing as, so it's not something I thought about until recently.

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has it ever occurred to you that team rocket and plasma's plans were harmless in comparison to team aqua,magma,galactic, and flare.

-rocket average crimes,team plasma wanted to have pokemon freedom

-aqua/magma would either flood the world or get rid of all water

-team galactic was messing with god,antimatter,time and space.

-team flare are literally dealing with the pokemon embodiment of life and death

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has it ever occurred to you that team rocket and plasma's plans were harmless in comparison to team aqua,magma,galactic, and flare.

-rocket average crimes,team plasma wanted to have pokemon freedom

-aqua/magma would either flood the world or get rid of all water

-team galactic was messing with god,antimatter,time and space.

-team flare are literally dealing with the pokemon embodiment of life and death

WRONG!

that was their "disguise" - they wanted that everyone else set their Pokemon free - so they (read: Getsis) can rule with an iron fist

(I mean c'mon - they say "we want to free all pokemon" - but they themself 'enslave' Pokemon to do battling against you! - HERECY!)

and Team Rocket did al those crimes in Gen1 to stop Mewtwoo from rampaging and destroying the world... if it weren't for this meddly kid! (the protagonist)

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Has it ever occurred to you that, since you are the protagonist (mostly one-dimensional pure person), Team Rocket really wasn't breaking the laws that much in Gen 1? I mean, if anyone Team Rocket tries to steal a Pokemon, they get targeted, but you steal a Pokemon from someone's house in Celadon City, but nobody cares, because you have a Pokedex.

And why should anyone care, considering how much they drop on the ground, anyways? Seriously, you get >200k in items off the ground, these days, among them "rare" T/HMs, priceless fossils (Amber), literal pure gold, health drinks, topical drugs, ancient relics, and so much more. Don't forget that you grab some of these out of houses, too.

Still criminals? What about the fact that ANYBODY with a Pokemon can just up and mug anyone else who has a Pokemon? You just talk to a random kid, knock out his pets, and steal his money. Better yet, if you do it to news reporters, they praise you on TV. And the goal of every kid of age ten is to go mug this one guy after mugging basically everyone else in their home region. But don't forget: they have a Pokedex, so it's all good.

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Has it ever occured to anyone that it's actually legal to let a ten year old to wander around on their own in the pokemon world at all? Or that they can legally capture creatures and have them attack other creatures? Or that they can just walk into almost any house or building that they please? Or that they can singlehandedly bring down a criminal organization?

... You see where I'm going with this.

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...That too, actually.

Anyways, I was pretty much saying that all of those things would be illegal IRL with the first of them being child abandonment, then animal cruelty, then home invasion, and the last of them is basically you being a vigilante.

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In Pokemon, has it ever occurred to you that no one locks their doors, ever, and you (the player/protagonist) just waltz right on in.

What? It did occur to you? Well, why wouldn't it? Free stuff is awesome and game people are just so generous.

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...that the cute little Furret is actually bigger than Charizard?

...that bubbles can knock out a giant rock snake?

...that nobody in Johto seems to mind that a gigantic whale or the god of all Pokémon is walking behind you?

...that it's apparently legit to knock wild animals unconcious, enslave them in a tiny ball that is 10x smaller than them, and then keep them in a box forever?

...that Regigigas can't learn Rest, despite having been sleeping for BAZILLIONS of years?

...that all evil teams could just stop the protagonist if they had just one gun?

And so on, and so on.

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...that the cute little Furret is actually bigger than Charizard?

...that bubbles can knock out a giant rock snake?

...that nobody in Johto seems to mind that a gigantic whale or the god of all Pokémon is walking behind you?

...that it's apparently legit to knock wild animals unconcious, enslave them in a tiny ball that is 10x smaller than them, and then keep them in a box forever?

...that Regigigas can't learn Rest, despite having been sleeping for BAZILLIONS of years?

...that all evil teams could just stop the protagonist if they had just one gun?

And so on, and so on.

is furret really bigger than charizard??? holy shit

and also sure just let a wailord walk behind you because why not

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