Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

[Felicity]

?

[Tacos]

Is there an option for boyfriends?

[Felicity]

Is there an option for boyfriends?

If she was hot like me, she would have to become a male, seeing as I am male. So it's kinda irrelevant in a way.

[Azeria]

Eh....idk, don't wanna be burnt ya know XD

[Simon]

*clicks on thread*

*sees poll*

*walks away*

gud song reference so take the yes

[Meruem]

maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[TRHStatement]

Throwback to '05 I see

[Shamitako]

No, not really. That'd be a downgrade on the whole temperature thing since my GF is literally the embodiment of fire owo

[SnowGlaceon]

I'm sorry? I don't understand what this is.... Although I expect that I won't remain innocent much longer.

[Combat]

Ha! I've broken your system! I don't have a girlfriend! So take that... Society... Yeah...

I think I'm going to do something now... Alone...

Oh well, back to "To Catch a Yeti!"

[Magus]

My grillfriend is hotter than you.

[Hiss13]

Hypothetical question: if my girlfriend is literally on fire, can you top that?

[Felicity]

Hypothetical question: if my girlfriend is literally on fire, can you top that?

I am the fire, spat by the best of the best

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

I don't need to wish for that. You are my girlfriend.

[SkyRunner]

I'm sorry? I don't understand what this is.... Although I expect that I won't remain innocent much longer.

How I know what it is:

[InnocentSerenity]

Well, I don't have a girlfriend, so...

[Pausaunias]

no thank you i dont

[Hexagoen]

my girlfriend is infinitely hotter than you <3

RAWR

[Vinny]

The only true answer to this poll is a second "don'tcha..."

[Gaunt]

I prefer cold

[Tomas Elliot]

No "Y'all are drunk, go home" option?

[TimTim]

Is there an option for boyfriends?

I would like to have both if there is a third option for taking both~

[BlueMoonIceCream]

No... I'm sure you can guess as to why... I don't have or ever have had a grillfriend

[Yours Truly]

I wish i had a girlfriend

[Shing]

meh