Corrupt Wish Game

[Dragon116]

The cephalopods decline your offer thinking it's poison.

I wish for a new way to experience Reborn.

[Gh0stStark]

Granted. The story became a corny romance full of drama.

I wish for magic to be real.

Edited August 29, 2016 by Gh0stStark

[Anthony810]

Granted but the world would be destroyed within a matter of days.

I wish for Halloween Town and Christmas Town interacted with each other.

[Jmanultrax1]

Granted. You just made the nightmare before Christmas 2

I wish that I could summon a persona

[Dragon116]

Granted, but it ends up killing you for the painful life it leads.

I wish for the next person to read my post.

[Jmanultrax1]

granted. but I read it halfway

I wish to summon a keyblade

[Gh0stStark]

Granted. It's made of crap tho.

I wish to be a song.

[Dragon116]

Granted. You are a 2 note song, quickly forgotten.

I wish for a bottle of water.

[Jmanultrax1]

granted. but its half empty because I drank from it.

I wish for summer to continue

[Dragon116]

Granted. You are transported to Mercury, where it is perpetual summer, but there is no water or water-like replacements..

I wish for a vault.

[Anthony810]

Granted but whatever was inside it is melted chocolate~

I wish Ame would grant thy wish~

[Dragon116]

Granted. But then Reborn is cancelled.

I wish all pseudo legends were available in Reborn before Samson.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. There's a ban on using them in gym battles (similar to specific legendaries not being allowed in the Battle Frontier).

I wish to give a Sudowoodo a pretzel.

[Dragon116]

Granted, but it just hangs on a branch, forever out of reach.

I wish to know why Sudowoodo needs a pretzel.

[Jmanultrax1]

granted. it wants to eat it in front of you as you really wanted that last pretzel

I wish I could read minds

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but everyone is informed you can do this so they just stop thinking.

I wish Alex Louis Armstrong and the Cheshire Cat fused into one being.

[Dragon116]

Granted. You end up with a Space Jam planet where that thing exists in a pink tuxedo.

I wish I could play a Pokemon game from any town I wanted.

[Amanojaku]

Done, but you always spawn over a tree and get stuck.

I wish I had more free time.

[Dragon116]

Granted. You will never get a job or kids or partner in anything (crime, love, or other)

I wish I could close down McDonalds.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but they open again under the name "McDonald" and you can't close them because they're not called McDonalds.

I wish the shape and size of everyone's ears was determined at the start of each new year by a random number generator.

Granted. You end up with a Space Jam planet where that thing exists in a pink tuxedo.

I don't think you corrupted this wish, I think you made it better than I imagined it when I made it.

[dead account]

I wish the shape and size of everyone's ears was determined at the start of each new year by a random number generator.

Granted, but that random number generator is permanently stuck choosing between two options. And they both look extremely generic and similar to each other.

I wish for birbs.

[Dragon116]

Granted. You are captured and shoved into an aviary for life, forced to eat birdseed.

I wish for the Space Jam corrupt wish granting to be fixed to make it corrupt instead of not corrupt.

[Jmanultrax1]

granted it was corrupted for this post but as soon as someone posts after it becomes uncorrupted.

I wish that I could enter any video game I wanted and leave it as I please

[Dragon116]

Granted. However, if you leave, you lose your sanity.

I wish I could have any soup I wanted on a daily basis.

[Spineblade]

*defibrillates thread*

Granted, but it's served in a shot glass and there are no refills.

I wish I had more free time.