Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 3, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, but you always get delayed and arrive later than them, then you're scolded for being late. I wish for music. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, but it makes your ears bleed. I wish for pie. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 3, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. It's pie flavor. I wish Pinsir had a friendlier looking face. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, but that makes its strength scarier, and it rips your head off. I wish that I didn't have a meta pie. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 3, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. You have a Metapie, which is a fusion of a pie and a Metagross. I wish fish were advisers to humans. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, but yours is the meanest by far. I'm assuming that you count as human and I don't, so I'm fine. I wish for a book. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 3, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. It's in a language that no one has spoken or understood for centuries. I wish I had a built-in rocket launcher. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. You release a rocket on yourself accidentally, and you don't live to tell the tale. I wish that I did all my homework. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 3, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. You not only do all your homework, but all the homework of students everywhere. You are driven by a compulsion to do homework. I wish for an army of stuffed animals. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, but that's all they are, normal stuffed toys. I wish for it to be warmer. It's brisk up here on the clouds. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 3, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. Since you're used to it not being warm, you aren't adjusted to it and it feels like you're constantly in a volcano. All the briskness is gone, so no Brisk iced tea for you either. Space space wanna go to space. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. You explode. I wish that the temperature returned to normal. Quote
Alaris Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted. In thermodynamics, the standard temperature in so-called "normal" conditions is 0ºC. So you'll be cold as well. I wish that it was raining right now. Quote
Guest Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it's raining now! And tomorrow. And the day after that, and... f-for a while, actually... some years... more years... um... and some more after that... hoo boy... I wish for something to write wishes about. Quote
dead account Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, your house collapses on top of you, you get a number of horrible diseases and all your friends suddenly decide they don't like you anymore. Now you have plenty of things to make wishes about. I wish for Lucky Charms(the breakfast cereal), because we don't have them here in Ireland. Quote
Guest Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, but while you're out you forget to lock the door and a burglar steals your entire wallet. I wish for a fancy new shirt! Quote
Kweh Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 Granted but the wallet eat about $1 a second gl, I wish to be able to see 1 day into the future. Quote
Alaris Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 Granted. But within that day into the future, you'd see the next day into the future, and within that one, the next one, and so one and so forth... so you'll see the end of the Universe. Congrats. I wish for my computer's screen to fix immediately. (tough one) Quote
Lamona Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, but it costs a lot of money. I wish to ride a Ferris Wheel. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 5, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, but it gets stuck when you're all the way up. And then you activate a springboard that was hidden inside it, and blast off like Team Rocket. I wish to hear a speech that talks about the following subjects: mountains, an aquarium, taking photographs, movies that have at least one elephant in them, space. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 5, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 5, 2015 Granted. It's an ice cream sand witch. I wish snakes were mechanical geniuses. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 5, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 5, 2015 Granted. It rains so much cake that everywhere is now below cake level. I wish there was a documentary about a cat with a fluffy beard. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 5, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 5, 2015 Granted. It only rains jelly in certain places, and the places that don't get it try to steal it because they're jelly that other places get raining jelly. I wish a Shedinja laughed at me every time I tripped and fell down. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, but now you can't fall down. I wish for a cake flavoured pie! Quote
dead account Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, it lasts about 2 seconds, until someone starts firing nukes everywhere. I wish for Lucky Charms and for the Irish government to get their feckin' own breakfast cereal. Quote
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