Klemeltios Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but you no longer have limbs. Side note: I won't stop :> if someone has a food-related wish, I'm going to try and go all out. I wish I had 66 Noh Masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but it's a knockoff and it catches fire when you try to use it. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but it proceeds to freeze you in ice, and proceeds to smash you into pieces whilst playing Guile's theme. I wish that I can have a Torchic that knows Blast Burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but it malfunctions and there's no warranty for it . I wish I would sleep earlier ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but then it has spikes under the sheet. I wish for some form of peace ;-;. (not world peace but silent peace ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but the instead of peace you got a stale piece of cake (Idk I was out of ideas). I wish my computer wasn't so slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, but it overheats whenever you hover the mouse. I wish my Ratings in Showdown is safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but its safe in ZERO I wish I get to hug a Whimsicott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameI7 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, you are absorbed into it, never to be seen again. I wish I could summon cats at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameI7 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, you get a pet dragon. It only eats very expensive rubies and needs a healthy truckload of gold everyday. If it doesn't eat it becomes cranky and violent. Good luck I wish for the power to fix any technology with just a touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but they can't be used again I wish for a mountain of gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but it turns out to be a sand-witch. I wish for Burger King's hamburgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, but the people who made your burgers really hate their jobs, and your burgers are drenched in spit as a result. I wish for a Swiss roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but I was the delivery man and ate it before delivering it and I escaped before you found out. I wish to beat that Skarmory of yours ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, but he sends out another Skarmory that's 15x stronger. I wish Frank Ocean would release his album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alozan Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, but all the songs sound terrible. I wish I didn't have to go to school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, but you get kidnapped by the NSA. im in school wooo I wish for a hotpocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Your pockets are now on fire. And your pants. And you. Too bad, those were your favorite pair. I wish I had a faster computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but it overheats so much that the radiation even neglects your cooling abilities. I wish it wasn't so hot over here. Snow use Blizzard please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Wish Granted she used Blizzard then this happened I wish for my own rocket launcher that can't hurt me only (school started for you guys huh I still have two more weeks well we got an extra week because of election for whatever reason) 1) SnowGlaceon is male -.-! 2) Your rocket launcher is a defect and you can die from the recoil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, turns out Zodorsa is a sadist and proceeds you to torture you like Volgin did to Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mS_7oIx5Y I wish for popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted but then all of your old friends start torturing you. I wish for a packet of cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Yeah. I'm a dude. Eevee is more likely to be a guy anyways. Don't worry, I made that mistake on the showdown server earlier today (Sorry Silver!!!!) Granted, but he is unstoppable amd eventually destroys everything you hold dear. And then... THE WORLD. I wish my internet didn't crash at crucial moments on showdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, except his fear powers start going out of control as the entire world is seeing hallucinations like Scarecrow's fear toxin from Arhkam Knight. EDIT: Forgot two words, and a entire line! WOOOO. I wish for the pineapple curse would stop. Edited August 18, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted August 18, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted. It rains literal cats and dogs. I wish pumpkin pie was the explanation to every paranormal sighting/experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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