Corrupt Wish Game

[Deleted User]

Granted but Texas successfully secedes (And I might go with them)

I wish I had food right now.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but she breaks you

its funny because that is what i am wishing for in a sense

Granted here's a live pig I caught and your fork and safety knife (won't want you to accidentally cut yourself).

I wish for fish friends.

[Guest]

Granted, but they don't do much and you get bored with them easily.

I wish my mother wouldn't force me to do religious rituals every sunday.

[Deleted User]

You wish for what? Why don't you just shoot yourself in the foot lol.

Granted but it's at a Mosque.

I wish days were 25 hours long.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but all holidays no longer exist to balance the time out.

I wish I could be like Hana (current avy).

[Bluewolf]

Granted but you are forever called a poser

I wish I had switched into Cofagrigus after that first parahax on Ttar.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but all your internets broke forever.

I wish I had the money to create this new religion.

[Yash]

Granted but nobody follows it..

I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes..

[Tempest]

No. Not granted. Instead, I'll kill you.

I wish I had a weapon to kill him.

[Vinny]

Granted, but your weapon also kills you in the process.

I wish i had bacon that wouldn't burn.

[Deleted User]

Granted, but it will be forever raw.

I wish I had a Gym within Walking Distance of my house.

[Tacos]

Granted. But the gym only has 2 pound dumbells and that is it. No equipment, no nothing.

I wish I could sleep and be refreshed in a matter of seconds.

[Absol-lutelty awesome!]

Granted, but you always will wake up seconds after you doze off.

Man, I wish I had a huge T.V.

[Sutoratosu]

you do now... but there is no way to turn the power on. :3

I wish I had three more wishes

[Felicity]

Granted, but they are all corrupt

I wish to know the last Digit of Pi

[Sutoratosu]

granted, but you will forget all the digits that come before it

I wish for the opportunity to go Nazi Hunting

[Deleted User]

Granted, but it's in Soviet Russia, so Nazi's hunt you.

I wish a Philadelphia Sports team would win a championship.

[Chrono]

Granted, but they were caught using 'roids. Don't worry, my family is a Philadelphia fan too.

I wish for SSB4 too come out sooner.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, but it was full of bugs both in game and spider eggs in the case, and Nintendo refuse to do a thing about it.

I wish I wasn't useless.

[Felicity]

Granted, but your only use is to be useful

I wish I could touch the sky

[Deleted User]

Granted but it's because the sky is falling.

I wish I wouldn't miss attacks in PO 3x as much as I really should.

[Yash]

Granted but whatever you use is a 4x weakness to your opponent..

I wish all of us got free pizza tonight!!

[Ojama Yellow]

Granted. There are maggots inside.

I wish I could do a no-death nuzlocke.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted. The pokemon that are about to die won't but they will always be suffering at that one hp, and you can here their cries, wishing for death. And no Pokemon center can help them.

I wish I was a mahou shoujo.

[Chrono]

Granted, but you become fat and ugly.

I wish that bees didn't have any way to harm you.