The Grinch

I just watched an Ayylmao horror movie at almost 2 am. We go hardcore over here

Bibs burst the door open to McDonalds. This was the last straw of what he could handle from Marcello, and his fuccboi affairs. He rushed into their bathroom stalls, ignoring the surprised looks of people with fries hanging from their mouth. Marcello and Andrea had just entered the male bathroom stall when Bibs smashed that mf door open. ‘’YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS HUH!? GUILTY IN MY BOOK! WHAT THE FUKE’’ he yelled at Marcello as he pushed Andrea away. The poor girl hurrying out of the stall in fear of this Belgian monster. ‘’You’re not supposed to be here Bibs, this is the men’s stall’’ Marcello said in confusion, which aggravated Bibs even more. ‘’OH, OHHHH! YOU’RE GOING THERE HUH, YOU’RE GOING THERE. I’VE GOT MORE BALLS THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW IT NERD!’’ He screamed at him, straight up in his face.

‘’Who do you think you are!?’’ Marcello replied back becoming irritated at his wife’s PMS banter. ‘’I’M THE FUCKING SHERIFF, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?’’ a loud scream was heard. This has now become a screaming fest between 2 memelords in the bathroom stalls at McDonalds.

‘’YOUR MEMES ARE SHIT’’ Marcello finally screamed, having finally said what he truly what went wrong in the beginning of the relationship. Bibs looked at Marcello in utter shock, feeling paralyzed at first but slowly feeling a rage boiling in him. ‘’you tAKE THAT BACK!’’ he /SCREEEeeeeeched and slapped him, all the while shaking with rage. His rage has been unleashed.

‘’YOU’VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED RWBY, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING CALL YOURSELF A MEMELORD’’ He fought back his wife’s aNGER. ‘’I’M NOT A DWEEB, DAS WHY!’’ Bibs roared.

‘’YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS OVER! YOU’RE TOO NEEDY FOR ME. YOU DIDN’T EVEN GIVE ME A RIM JOB WHEN YOUR UNCLE GERARD PASSED AWAY! THE THINGS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH!’’ Marcello screamed and stormed out of the stall, straight out the exit all the while people stared with burgers in their hands.

This is the Grand finale of the love tragedy that was Bibs and Marcello. Bibs later began abusing memes on the internet, and Marcello… He met up with a girl named Jessica at Taco Bell shortly after

Thank you all for reading <3

Playing the Chao race or Chao karate reminds me of how much of a competitive person I can be

@Marcello @The Caveman

Bibs sat down at the couch in the living room, twiddling his thumbs after the phone call he had just received. His uncle had passed away which felt like his world had been turned upside down.
Marcello walked out from the bathroom where he had originally passed out due to a prior heavy night out drinking.

Bibs looked up from the ground at Marcello with tears in his eyes, feeling unable to mutter a word. As Marcello sat down, with his forehead in his palms as a poor attempt to ease his headache caused by the hangover, Bibs could finally force himself to speak. ‘’Uncle Gerald has passed away’’ he whispered just before he broke down crying, like he couldn’t help himself. Marcello looked at Bibs for a second before he straightened up and looked for his phone in his pockets.

He dialled a number and not long after he greeted the person on the line with with his superior british accent ‘’Ey, what up Ashley! How about we do something classy this afternoon, yeah? Shag behind Asda, yeah?’'