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If you marry me, you not only marry me but my 4 cats Muffin, Mimi, Minnie and Carl
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So I managed to get no sleep, spill coffee over myself on the bus and download a tedious thing on my phone. But at least I remembered my glasses!
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So on the train today the lady on the intercom announced that we were in the Greenland area and soon would arrive to the location I was going to drop off. Now, hearing fucking 'Greenland area ' I immediately thought wtf and looked out the window to see that we were in fucking farmville. Turns out I did get to my classes but I guess sometimes you just get to Greenland unknowingly
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@Ice Cream Sand Witch It was a mistake on the part of the conductor lady.
And you're right, contrary to the name, the majority of Greenland is covered in ice year round. Very little of the area is arable and the nation primarily subsists from fishing and food imports.
~ It's quite beautiful though, I can recommend going there.
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I keep forgetting my glasses to class
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I have a fever for cowbell
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My cat gave me a judgemental look. Listen, just because I walk around the house pantsless doesn't mean you can judge me kitty, alright you big ball of collected dust; Sleeping everywhere. I've seen you do some shit too, don't forget about that
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fURIOUSLY Bibs picks up the phone and dials the cops. When an old cop picks up the phone with a half eaten donut in his hand all he can hear is ''yOU BETTER TAKE A SEAT FOR THIS SHIT, I'M BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET AND THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW I TELL YOU, tHIS IS THE FINAL STRAW''
The old cop tries to collect himself, straightens up and puts the donut down all the while this person is yelling on the phone. ''Sir, pardon me?'' the old cop interrupts the iNFURIATED manchild on the line. ''bRUH, I NEED YOU TO GET INTERPOL ON THIS SHIT, I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS ANYMORE! IMMA 1V1 FIGHT THOSE FUCKERS, LIKE FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'!?'' which baffles the old cop and he abruptly hangs up. He was not gonna spend his night shift dealing with this shit
But this just makes Bibs all the more aNGERY so he calls the emergency line...
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One day Bibs goes to Walmart to buy some dinner and discovers a grim surprise. He makes a big tantrum in the frozen section because there is no Caveman there. @Hukuna the Undying Comes in later and tries to calm Bibs down, all the while sufering the looks of everyone in the store. @Hukuna the Undying escorts Bibs to the exit and takes one last look behind him in utter embarassment, feeling the judgement from the other people. But as Bibs get out, he roars ''tHIS IS BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUKE. I CAME IN HERE TO BUY CHEESE DOODLES AND THIS IS HOW YOU GONNA DO ME!? FUCK YOU WALMART, FUCKING SCAM-MART''
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