CHAPTER 2 - LOVE AND SURPRISES!
Hi guys! Welcome back to this reaction run and we... Uhh...
I'll be right back. I'm gonna go find them and bring them back here... As long as they don't kill me... ROLL THE TITLE CARD AND SONG!
Honestly couldn't think of a song to go with this. So I just chose this 1. Enjoy!
These shadow spots will either have Pokemon or a random cloud passing by. Moving along.
Hahahahaha. Ahh. I bet you whatever money I have on me that my Fire Type will beat them in no time.
What did I say?
Useful item for Goggles. Too bad it don't know a Ground Type move though.
Thank you for the heal old lady. My OCD about my Pokemon being fully healed no matter how little damage they have taken will no longer strive in me.
You... asked me instead of just rushing me? Thank you kind sir. I will defeat your Pokemon less senseless for that. Btw, it got cold in my room.
Wow. Bulldoze this early on?
For this early in the game? Hell yes. It's a STAB AND the Soft Sand you're holding will power it up even more... You should maybe tone it down there on the compliments though. It's... It's starting to scare me a bit.
What other color would it be Mr. Pirate? I mean it could be red... Although I doubt you have that much blood in your body to turn the whole sea that color.
Alright. Not a lot of interesting things here except for more battles and item hunting. Let's move on. By the way, ew. How do you know that Chan?
Motherfucker right here is the Dragon Type Gym Leader.
No no. All of you reading this, stop being mad that I just ruined that from you. When I 1st played this, I said the same thing to myself as soon as I read this. So please. Just continue on reading.
Ok... I don't know about you all but I really hope he's not calling his Dragonite that. It just sounds weird when someone calls their Pokemon honey... Unless it's Teddiursa/Urasring and their nickname is Honey. Then it's justified.
Well if we just stayed here, the story wouldn't be able to proceed. So let's leave.
Ok. We're up in the air... Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down.
I looked down... Hey Chan? When we land, we might need some paper towels. I think I crapped myself from the height here.
Have you seriously not gone outside for 2 years? I mean Jesus Luna. I know you got bullied and shit but not going outside for that long? You're either too sensitive or you got HORRIBLY bullied. And I doubt you really did get bullied that bad.
Yea. It's so romantic up here. The wind blowing through my hair. All the pretty clouds. The possibility of a gust of wind blowing me off this dragon. ROMANTIC!
Love?
Love.
I just said that Luna. Listen to me sometimes will ya?
That... just... sounds... creepy...
Don't you dare do what I think you're gonna do.
Noooooo...
Good! Maybe we have a chance here then folks!
You really like using that word a lot. Are you a professor studying about love? Because that's the only way I'll believe you.
Fight it Luna! Fight it with all of your hatred!
Listen to your mind!
Ok. That's good and all but you still had a choice whether to listen to the people or not and you chose to listen to them. So fuck off!
… Maybe falling to my death isn't such a bad idea.
She literally JUST said it Chan.
Or... she's completely clueless. That's cool too.
Who yells out "All right!" when they get the girl to say yes to being together? How old are you? 10? Oh my god. That's too funny. I wonder how he's gonna fuck this up.
Wouldn't you ask that as soon as you just got a girlfriend? Oi.
I don't care. Can we just get to where we need to go please?
Still don't care!
Yes! Move on please.~
Yes yes. We know Deoxys is another Legendary Pokemon. Move on PLEASE!
Actually... Doe severy Pokemon have feelings. I can't remember every Pokemon. I know 1 of Sinnoh's trio Psychic Legendaries makes people emotionless when touched but... Hmm. Someone let me know if that's true or not! I'm too lazy to go look it up myself.
Ohh thank fuck. Go go go!
Honestly, looks pretty cozy here. It's so weird though. In real life, I hate the "1 house in the middle of nowhere" place but in these games, I always seem to really like them.
FLOWERS!
Where are your parents anyways?
I basically wanna pilferage anything that isn't bolted to the ground and see if there's any Pokemon that I want to have on the team.
Before I continue any further, anyone who hasn't played this game is gonna point out the obvious typo or grammar or whatever you wanna call it mistake. Well there's a couple of these throughout the game. But luckily, it's really easy to see what they mean so I'm fine with it.
And don't forget about the fact that you can only ride them without burning yourself to death if you earn their trust!... Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 20 years later and that still sounds stupid. Haha. Ohh Pokemon. I love you.
Is it just mean or is it weird to see a sandcastle on a lake?
That right there? That... is a boat. Just in case you didn't know that.
Umm... I can't get past this flower. What gives?
A... Switch? Oooooook then. Well I guess I have something to do here now.
They are obviously... in the cave screwing around. It's the only logical explanation. I mean it's either that or they're dead. But what are the chances of that really being the case? Haha....
I'm going to hell aren't I?
More flower switches!
Whoa. The hell was that?
Well I suppose we should go investigate.
Well... I suppose we should go into the grass for a bit and see what's in there.
Pokemon! Gotta have it! Go Arcy! Keep biting it!
Go Pokeball!
Nice job Arcy!
That just sounds odd Arcy. I'm sure you are just misreading the situation. Now, what should I call my new friend here?
Hmm... I got it!
What do you think of it?
Well sorry but I like it. So yes.
-sigh- I won't be mad but I will be training you whether you like it or not. Anyways, let's check out your stats and movesets and whatnot.
Ehh. Not bad. I kind of wish the nature he got was the reverse. But ohh well. Let's go investigate that noise.
Well this cave wasn't here before. Let's see what's going on inside.
Ooooooo. Pretty mysterious ice cave.
Good thing I have a jacket on.
Who the fuck said that?
Yea. What she said.
Hmm. A Lapras. Normally, I'd catch it but most times I've played through it, I always caught it. So this time, I'm not going to.
This 1 on the other hand...
Yes! Piplup caught!
Now what to call you.
Wait. What are yo- Whoa!
Umm... Are you alright? I mean you seem to have a hard time talking there.
Of course I can. In fact, what you just said gave me an idea for a nickname for you.
I expect no less from you queen. Now, return!
Now let's check your stuff.
Hmm. Nice Nature and Ability. Weak moveset but you'll get better.
Well, I suppose there's nothing else to do but to go inside the house.
Me likey this house and I want it.
Thank you!
Please say they're shacking up in the cave.
Double Damnit!
So is this medical camp for helping Pokemon or humans? Gonna tell us any of this Chan?
Ooo. Shock! Don't care.
They obviously did it to the number of Pokemon Typings genius.
Told you!
I'm sure she's not doing anything exciting. Just being a loaf somewhere in this re-
Well... I wasn't expecting that.
Finally! Now let's search his house for valuabl- I mean... No. For valuables.
Leftovers already... Sweeeet.
This is where we get the Pokedex from?
Ohh… Well fuck it. -throws it at the machinery- I'm sure I didn't break anything there.
Yes! Alcoholic beverages!
I'm 25 years old but still. SLAM IT DOWN!
I'd say Chan and his brother shared this room? Makes sense.
Definitely the parents room... Probably should leave this place alone.
And a room with a book on the couch which means there's something juicy to be read. BUT, I think we're gonna stop here for now. I think we got a lot done here today. We even got 2 new team members. So with that in mind...