Anvilicious

And here I learn how not to handle Mega Absol. But hey, I just started learning! http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uu-264213543

Never underestimate Scrafty. It's evil.

Goodnight. And by that I mean good morning, but I'm going to sleep anyway.

Now, while I understand that in actuality it would be an absolutely horrible thing morally and completely destroy the world's economy, I feel like the world would be a much better place if all Americans mysteriously disappeared.

Why it's time for me to go to bed: I was testing out the Pokemon Scribe alpha and made it to the end of Route 1 where I thought, "Oh, I wonder if this goes any farther than the last one."

Pokemon will never disobey you when you need them the most.

Needles suck.

So was that recent Dracula movie as bad as I thought it would be?

Hold on. Mabel officially pardoned Stan in episode 8. I mean, yes, congressmen can't actually grant pardons, but Presidents can't actually assign congressmen to begin with. So what does this mean for Stan's extensive criminal record? (not ignoring crimes commited after Irrational Treasure)

Have you ever seen a trailer that was just so bad you knew it had to be by Shyamalan?

I've gotten much better at knowing when it's worth pointing out or caring about grammar or spelling mistakes, but a break in established sequence or format really gets under my skin. Even if it's a tiny little thing.

Ahhh!! It came back while my power was out during a storm!

I don't think walnuts count as a 'healthier snack food alternative' when you eat a 1/2 lb of them.

I'm thinking about showing up on the Minecraft server, but I'm a n00b at Minecraft outside of goofing off with my niece. Is it a nice place, or am I going to have to learn fast to survive?

I can't get a job which means I have plenty of free time but I can't afford to do anything because I don't have a job but I can't get a job-

Is Rejuvenation really all that? I've seen a lot of good stuff about it... I might just have to try it now.

I never have any clue what I'm doing, but I'm getting better at pretending I do. Maybe I'll even convince myself someday.

GLITTER. GLITTER EVERYWHERE.

So, it’s my first time making a resume, and my dad gave me his so I could have an idea of what to do. I am now so impressed by the level of believable BS he’s capable of.

SGDQ is live, people! Farewell, I'll return in a week.

My poor cat got himself stuck in the closet all night. Again.

Three hours into a map, "Oh, so THAT'S how you do that with these tiles!"