MoneyMadam

Welp this is more important than the daily pun so look what my brother sent me as an "additional" present.....xD

Thanks mom for birthing me today.

Pun of the Day (21) If Apple made a car, would it have Windows? ;V

Pun of the Day (20) This girl said she recognized me from a vegetarian club in highschool, but I'd never met herbivore. }:]

Ok so my sister came over today for a visit and the subject of my birthday present came up. She said she wouldn't mind getting me a game so I figured I might as well tell her that I'd prefer animal crossing new leaf or bravely default. What do you guys think would be a better option?

Pun of the Day (19) I was reading about Edgar Allan Poe's novel where a ship wrecks and the survivors end up eating the cabin boy. I thought ,"Damn...that's one hull of a problem...I can't believe how much that problem submerged...Well guess whatever floats their boat...oh wait."🚢

Pun of the Day (18) Police were called to a daycare where a three year old was resisting a rest. [ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]

THIS LITTLE PIECE TOOK ME FOUR HOURS. Tbh in the end it was totally worth it. http://i1330.photobucket.com/albums/w568/TheMoneyMam1/Mobile%20Uploads/20150823_162930_20150823163127685_20150824143906322_zpsrnjapwhs.jpg

"Plum" of the Day (17) The farmers have to prune the leaves of trees at the beach, which to them, was the pits. But they wouldn't wine about it, they would just flesh out their stories. ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°)

Pun of the Day (16) The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand.╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝

Pun of the Day (15) I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it eventually.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pun of the Day (14) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. (＾∀゜～☆)

Pun of the Belated Day (13) To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

So I just finished watching The Lord of the Rings for the first time and damn it was amazing. I can't believe I didn't watch it before. The ending left some tears in my eyes no joke. ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

Pun of the Day (12) Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box. (*´艸`*)

Pun of the Day (11) Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. (^ω~)

Well as of last night I mentioned the title that I specifically was looking forward to getting. I log on right now to find that someone donated 600 reborn rupees to me. As well as another person actually giving me the title that I wanted. All in all after this I think it's safe to say that the the people on this website a freaking awesome. (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

Pun of the Day (10) My co worker broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Pun of the Day (9) Want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it. ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)

Pun of the Day (8) I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.(─‿‿─)

Pun of the Day (7) I've been to the dentist many times before so I know the drill. ○^○

Pun of the Day (6) Did you hear about the Italian with terminal illness? He pastaway~ ʘ‿ʘ

Pun of the Day (5) Robbers broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shampoo/conditioner, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards. V:

Pun of the Day (4) They should make a minecraft movie, it'd be a blockbuster. (pun aside that would be a horrible idea)

Ugh, anyone want to give me some advice with this dude irl. Just pm me for details.