NickCrash

It's obvious that this team was made with this Scizor set in mind, hence no mega. Personally I'd switch U-turn for Bug Bite. Right now you simply get rid of any SD you might have up. Most Talons won't attack straight ahead because you have 2 mons that completely stop them, so you can either use the Natural Gift on the switch (since some switches are wayy too obvious) or when they enter. Just make sure you lure them by faking Superpower or Knock off. ((more to come, since it seems a little weak on the defensive side.))

Humans are supposed to be Pokemon that evolved. Tyrogue seems like the most humanoid pokemon. I don't want there to be a Snowball or a Carpet pokemon.

Gen2 will have megas for their starters. Gen7 will have starters, don't worry.

Gen1 had no abilities or natures. You could max the EVs in every stat. That said, I believe Mewtwo was banned in gen1 competitive play.

Opponent has a Mandibuzz that has already used Foul Play Better use Belly Drum!!!

It does when exposed to a 'Rare Candy'

Questions be like: Are items that hurt our feelings allowed?

This is also known as Morning Sudowoodo. That's good and all, but what people wish to know are the starter's types. Also, would you kindly put any stat reveals or deductions inside spoilers? It's ruining the fun.

Dat minecraft bug tho...

Both mons had nothing to touch the other with, so they could only wait for their opponent to struggle

That must have been Seaking. I was so lucky to have fished one in the fisherman's house back in Peridot, and it had almost perfect 31IVs. At first I kept it for breeding purposes, but since I dislike spending time waiting for eggs to hatch, I took it with me and parted ways with it around Luna/Samson where its sub-par stats started to become aparent. It was fun as long as it lasted Seaking. I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

You guys should know there is a thread for fan-made mega evolutions from which you can get some ideas. That said, I probably should divide my answer into two branches: The fan-favorites likely to happen, and what I personally deem logical and would like to see. Fan-Favorites: Mega Flygon -- This one is pretty much a given. With so many people asking for it, I will be surprized if it doesn't get a mega (bet on Tinted Lens) Mega Milotic -- Gyarados needs a counterpart on the special side. Naturally Milotic could always fit the part. The only issue is not to make it broken Mega Gen2 starters -- Another thing certain. I expect Fire/Ground , Water/Dragon , Grass/Fairy. Mega Froslass -- The only other branched evolution's opposite gender counterpart received theirs at the next game release (not shadow tag plz) Mega Dragonite -- Other pseudo legends got their megas, and D-nite is much derpier and memorable than the other dragons. My personal picks: Mega Raticate -- I want it to be Normal/Dark and it's also quite possible since Pidgeot and Beedrill got one. It will also be at the top percentage. Mega Kingler -- What about a Water/Steel king crab pokemon? No? Only me? Ok. I still want it tho... Mega Toxicroak -- Its distant cousins received one, and it's such a cool design with good complementary movepool doomed to mediorcre . Mega Gogoat -- Absolutely loved the goat's design, yet not impressed by the stats. Hidden potential, hidden power, work on it gamefreak. Mega Krookodile -- Ground really needs a fast mega that can apply some offensive pressure without being too much of a gimmick. Cool too.

Ok there's still some hope left. Now all we need is a minimalist ability that makes multi-hit moves only hit once.

My suggestions. Not complicated. Easy to apply for all Nations. Monotype (use pokemon that share one type) Monogen (use pokemon that were introduced in the same generation) No dual types (use pokemon that only have one type) Turn Down for What (inverse battle)

Next week I'll be back. Sign me in again.

This pretty much confirms that certain pokemon will have a 5th signature evolution. It's not Zygarde's ability to trigger this. The new pokemon look like someone was playing a bit too much with an animations application. The fish made me puke in my mouth. If the Kokomon steals Aegislash's ability, I'm done.

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I'd like to present to everyone here this Despicable Little Chap, who realised he was losing the battle, so he tried to insult his way to win. Remarkable tactics. He even forfeited just before I could land the finishing hit. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-389468721 Please let me know if I am wrong about this or not. I really appreciate feedback, since I hate having to deal with such people.

I was playing around with the Random Comic Generator (RCG), when I accidentally made the darkest joke ever. It's so funny because the panels were random (all three of them), but so sad because I never thought I'd see that.