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  1. Yesterday i had so much fun whit family, friends and Mr. Dead Piggy. Got Drunk, my friends and I tied a guy whit duck tape, use him like a piñata and more fun stuffs.

    1. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      That sounds like your everyday party. +1 for the living piñata, though.

  2. im gonna buy a small pig, kill it, and make Tamales. The rest of his body will be prepared for Tacos Al Pastor (Shepherd Tacos) Oh yeah, this saturday night will rule.

    1. Bfroger6

      Bfroger6

      But pig meat doesn't even taste good...

      Poultry for life

    2. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      Lol I don't like pig meat either...except...jamón serrano...such tasty meat wasn't made for us such mortals, and yet still we have it... praise the pig lord!!

      But anyway I think everything can be delicious when properly cooked.

    3. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      exactly Zimvader, and specially Pig meat. When cooked well it´s amazing, otherwise, salute the worms in your brain. And yeah, nothing can beat chicken...except a Lobster.

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  3. Good thing: I won´t go to Denver, my brother and some workers will go and bring the cars. Bad Thing: I´ll miss the blond christian woman, the gigantic burgers, blond christian woman father chasing me because I f******d her 25 year old daugther, Bill Thompson the cop, and the chance of buying a new laptop.....im gonna cry T.T

    1. Amethyst

      Amethyst

      what the hell did you do to this city when you were here last

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      I go to denver to buy used cars and trucks (not one, over 10 or 20 used cars and trucks) and import them to mexico, but, last time i was in Denver i meet a Christian woman, we become friends and then I had sex whit her, but, her father, who is so anti mexican, get all angry and chase me (I do beat him tough) Bill Thompson is my dad old friend. That´s it

    3. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      and no, this time I won´t go due to the excess of work but maybe next time. You´re from Denver or something?

  4. I have seen the future of Digimon and Pokemon Reborn, and i can assure you, we all are going to cry.

    1. Lord Nexius

      Lord Nexius

      Stay strong padawan

  5. Akira Yamaoka will come to Monterrey AAAAASSSHSHCEWCRFDUFVFVHS *rolls on floor* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BITCH!

  6. I mean come on! Leaks or not, many people doesn´t even have a damn Hoopa and yet you give him a Mega?!

  7. The time has come, I`ll meet again whit Denver in two days. but this time, i`ll bring more cars! And games

  8. Oh my god...The evil Within is gorish like Dead Space..but whit a detective, in today´s world...and the monsters are evil as the goddess of this place. I LOVE IT.

  9. I know im late for the party but...Mega Glalie and Mega Steelix.....oh, and this was an amazing day at all till i arrive at home and my sun parrot was dead on his cage....no seriously, damn it, that parrot was special D: now time to cry on a corner

    1. iowayshay

      iowayshay

      Oh no! :(

      I'm sorry, rest in peace wittle birb...

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      he was a cute and orange feathered parrot, but he was an ass badmouthed finger breaker parrot son of a bitch. When he was alive, if he had the chance to bite yo ass he´ll do it and laugh about it, bad habit Beatriz leave on him, but, since she gave it to me on our first aniversary i adored that bird.

  10. I have a question for those who were on the army or are. My cousin was on the army, and thus, he study there. After years of hard work, he return to Houston and when he was asking for a job, the people of the work made his studies of the army null and void, in other words, those people said to him "THOSE AREN´T VALID GO BACK TO COLLAGE" Is that even possible? Are the studies of the army even valid?

    1. Chevaleresse

      Chevaleresse

      Your brother got shafted. Those degrees should be valid pretty much anywhere.

    2. HolyKnight
    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      You mean he went to an army college and majored in military studies and became an officer and then got out? I don't take that degree very seriously either. But hey, now that he's out, he can use the GI bill to get another degree.

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  11. when will Liverpool learn? Liverpool (stores) YOU DO NOT SELL OMEGA RUBY AND ALPHA SAPPHIRE COPIES A MONTH EARLIER at 800 pesos each one! You want the Ninjas of Nintendo to bust your ass again? Damn it, this is why Nintendo doesn´t make cool events in mexico. But yeah, to my mexican friends in here, Liverpool of Ocampo and San Pedro in Nuevo Leon is selling copies of AA and OR.

  12. god damn it, twd.

  13. tfw a character you made don´t fit in tbe plot, eve if is something you wanted, and everything must be remade again D:

  14. We got Mega Bird Jesus, Bee, Playboy/girl, Salamence, Rayquaza and many more, but no Mega Jirachi nor Mega Milotic? The leader of the Bagra Army (Me) is very angry. Im soi angry that Im gonna clone my Volcanion and Hoopa and gave them to the comunity.

  15. I finally did it. The 4 bitches of Battle Maison are my bitches now. And all thanks to the Ferrothorn Shadow gave me. Thanks Shadow (to the guy that i give Diancie btw) I´ll always remember you

    1. Magus

      Magus

      OHH F*CK YEAH, that's mah boi, kicking ass and taking names. To think it was a random mon I gave you,

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      Random? oh no my friend. Dat Ferrothorn is a beast.

    3. Magus

      Magus

      It was destiny, besides who doesn't want a ferroseed with leach seed and stealth rocks

  16. Sigh...got back from the date whit Taco-seller woman. She hate Pokemon, video games and anime, she´s annoying as fuck, narcissist, egotistic, and, racist whit the stupid idea that a magical european man will arrive in a Ferrari and took her ass to his big castle. Didn´t bother anymore, so, at least I had a free day i guess.

    1. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      Wow. There's still people who thinks european men all are rich guys with castles and all of them drive ferraris? Poor fool....

      Anyway, more luck next time I guess. It shouldn't be difficult to find someone better than that

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      I know mate. Kinda get excited and all when I meet her, but meh, waste of mind and heart.

    3. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      some mexican politics start buying castles in Europe, france specially just for the lulz. And yeah zimvader, it won´t be hard.

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  17. Today i fell in love, of a woman that sells tacos near my job. She´s perfect for me. Single, tall, blond, chubby, poet...oh god she´s like Beatriz in flesh and blood again! *gasai yuno face* All right Heart, take your bloody ass and get back to my body. Mind, fuck off, turn yourself off for a while.

    1. HolyKnight
    2. nasserthemaster

      nasserthemaster

      infact the person who impregnated me was a taco seller

    3. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      are you a seahorse?

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  18. once upon a time, a guy was on his house, and died. The end.

    1. RasenShot

      RasenShot

      What if he died because he was ON his house though?

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      I leave the mistery of his death to you.

    3. Nagato17

      Nagato17

      No because I pushed him off :P

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  19. Worst day on work.

    1. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      one of my truck drivers had an accident on the highway to Mexico DF. My dad arrive at my workshop and while i was painting his car he trip over and broke his leg. One of my mechanics messed up on a truck and by a magical evil ame-esque thing he ends up ruining my dad car, the driver (the one of the accident) calls me and told me he´s on prison cuz it hit a damn deer, fucked a house, and I need to pay the deer, the house, and who the fuck else he damage. The magical evil ame-esque thingy...

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      curse me again and another gasai-yuno bitch start talking to me, and hit my shih tzu cuz i didn´t answer her, and no one touch my puppy!

    3. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      she hits my dog, sorry for the bad writting, tough.

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  20. Master Foot, the final boss of Playstation All Stars battle royal

  21. F********K LUCINA I HATE YOU! Bitch......

    1. Flux

      Flux

      But why? I love Lucina...

    2. HolyKnight

      HolyKnight

      because now i have to finish the classic mode, again, to unlock her ass.

    3. Cepheus

      Cepheus

      oh Lucina was easy for me... Jigglypuff gave me the most trouble to unlock... 3 failed attempts because it this pink manaic always got priority on it's moves somehow... than I used Ganondorf and killed it in 3 smash-attacks *muahahaha*

  22. Greninja, WHY U SO HARD TO USE IN SMASH!?

    1. The Radiant Aeon

      The Radiant Aeon

      This is why I compared him to Zero. OP when mastered, but hard to use.

  23. So, 2 german womans were derping around when the tall one said "Jenny, what´s the name of the German guy who drive us crazy" and the other one said: "Alzheimer you dumbass"

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