Yeah, the last Pokemon texts are pure gold.
Don'tgoboom,don'tgoboom,don'tgoboom... ~Julia
Aha, well this is a rough first battle for the little guy... but the first time is always rough, huh? ~Cain, in Coral Ward
Looks like you did the thing. Darn. ~Taka, in Malchous Forest
And so on and so forth. The Fern one Unprofessional Amateur is looking for is "You're really starting to grate on my nerves, and you don't wanna do that." Also, the "thorn in my side" one was unintentionally funny for me the one time I've seen it because his last Pokemon was Ferrothorn. I don't think I'm the thorn in your side you should be worrying about.
I'm only disappointed that we can't have some for doubles- would've loved to hear what Radomus' was...