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"Oh snap! You got burned Grampa." Lia was looking at the papers and hadn't noticed Bom yet. Then she saw Lt. Cohington looking at something behind her so she turned. What the fuck... Seeing Bom in his demon form was a shock for her. While she knew that he was a demon she hadn't ever seen a non human form of his before. She quickly gathered her wits and tried to diffuse the situation before it got out of hand. "Brythit! Now would be a good time to take charge here!" The urgency in her voice showed that she was taking this stand off seriously. "What the fuck Bom! You need to calm down. As I had told you before, he wasn't speaking literally. You need to hide yourself. If somebody sees you they may literally have a heart attack, and I literally mean literally." She stood between the two of them trying to ensure they don't end up fighting. Loosing somebody in the first few minutes of our first mission would be a pain. How much ever I may joke, I actually think I will have to teach Bom some social skills. She turned to the older man and said, "I think you should take a look at these papers and let me deal with Bom. Plus we need to be a little careful with jokes and our actions around him. I don't think our team should end up killing each other within the first 15 minutes of the mission, or more likely Bom killing all of us. I know you are ancient and would have all that old world magic knowledge but I doubt you know how to kill or even hurt a demon for that matter?" She handed a few of the sheets in her hand to him and turned to the elephant in the room. How do I make him chill out. I don't know what Brythit was thinking adding a demon to the team.

"Relax Grampa." Lia told the ex-military man. "Come take a look at these papers. Can you identify what these blue stains are?" That was when Bom went on in his rant about demons. Lia completely ignored that and was still examining the papers. Finally he finished and Lia turned to him. "Bom, remember when I told you about pranks and practical jokes just 5 minute ago. Well, we humans also have a tendency to make verbal jokes, which I realise you may not understand. Just know this, we rarely talk in a literal fashion. Unless somebody actually says the word literally, they don't mean exactly everything they say. In fact often people even use the word literally incorrectly. Basically you should just try and understand what we mean and not pay so much attention to what we say." She was wondering if she would have to explain everything that people said to Bom.

"Your welcome Bobby." Krys said cheerfully. She was in a good mood. Nothing like a good breakfast to start the day. She always had a good mood when she was getting a good breakfast, even if she had to cook for herself. She noticed Takeshi was awake. "No problem. I'm making scrambled eggs and pancake. There is coffee brewing too. You look like you need some." She smiled at him and went back to her cooking. No way is he a morning person with that look. Haha, Mr. Scraggly has become Mr. Grumpy. "Do you still have my spare canteen?" Krys turned to find Vixen awake as well. "Oh hey Vixen. Good morning to you too. Your canteen? I kept it near the sofa where I was sitting. Why don't you get it and sit down. I'm making breakfast and can get something ready for you too. There are scrambled eggs, pancakes and coffee." She broke another two eggs without asking and started preparing them. She had three plates set out and served the pancakes and eggs on the first two. Handing one to Bobby and Takeshi, she went back to the kitchen to finish with the other two. She took both the remaining plates and a plate with toasts. "Somebody please get the coffee. My hands are a little full." Saying this she sat down and gave one plate to Vixen and started eating from her own.

Simple Swoobat is definitely good.. Even give Lilligant a shot.. It is quite useful.. I am not sure if you get a sun stone by this time though.. You may need to check up on that.. With quiver dance and petal dance/own tempo it can wreck the team.. You will need to level it to 46 and then bring it down using common candies.. Another awesome thing is with Own Tempo anything lilligant uses becomes a never miss move.. op pls nerf Plus level up the rest of you team.. With the cap at 45 except Torterra everyone else is at least 5 levels below.. Also add a 6th member and replace Onyx with Swoobat.. She has the following mons.. Machamp Toxicroak Hitmonlee Gallade Lucario Medicham I'll check out good counters and edit this once I have time.. EDIT: Torterra would be best against Lucario.. An earthquake should really mess with it.. An Emolga would also be a good friend for you.. Nuzzle + Acrobatics = Death..

Lia heard Brythit telling them to get along. Do we look like children to her? "Yes, mother. We can." I'm ignoring her now. Lia was a little surprised by his questions, even more so by his tone. It seemed that the demon didn't have a clue of what she had been talking about. "You really don't have an idea what a prank is, do you? Let me explain. When a person tries scaring another or making fun of them by means of a practical joke, it is called pulling a prank on somebody. In essence, when you trick somebody, but in good humour, you prank them. It is a source of amusement for children. Most people also tend to enjoy pranks. My reason for not liking them is personal. As a child I loved pranks, always trying to joke around with others. Even now I sometimes end up doing one, as evidenced a while back. Though I try not too. Anyway, one day I took my dad's gun, in an attempt to prank him. Can you guess what happened?" Her voice had turned emotionless by the end. She made no attempt to explain any further, hoping Bom had understood and wouldn't need it. She noticed the stains on the papers in her hands and started wondering what they were. Though they were blue, there were too many stains for it to be ink. She found a table where she could lay out a bunch of them. "Hey Brythit, I think I found something. Come take a look at this. You too, Bom." She ran her fingers over the blots, trying to judge the texture if possible. She even tried smelling the stains. Then it struck her to try something else. She tried arranging the papers in such a way as to figure out a pattern or shape from the blue stains.

Krys was lying in bed, her eyes shut, hoping for last night to be a dream. She opened her eyes when she heard somebody moving around in the room. Bobby was making his way to the kitchen. Krys got up and went to wash up first, before heading into the kitchen. When she entered she saw Bobby was microwaving something. "You know I could cook something for you. I mean it may not be great, but it would definitely be better than the microwave meal. Plus I don't think anybody else would want to be woken up by a microwave. Maybe some eggs and toast. How about a cup of coffee?" She started looking in the cupboards to find the things she would need to prepare breakfast. She found a box of pancake mix. "Awesome, we have pancakes too. Bobby please find maple syrup for me. Thanks." She started preparing breakfast. Pancakes, eggs and toast, coffee. This is called a good meal. I can't imagine how Bobby could even think about having that micro meal for breakfast.

Hey El, welcome to the asylum Reborn! Check out the roleplaying sub-forum for stuff.. Also Hukuna Sensei will guide you to the darkness... Cheers..

Hey Anthony, welcome to Reborn.. I'm surprised Vinny didn't warn you that your stay here is forever.. Also you should know that our insanity levels are over 9000, so you may as well leave all sanity out the door.. Cheers..

Hey welcome.. Read the rules and pinned posts.. Jerry's FAQ in the grand hall is very useful.. Also all traces of sanity should be vaporised before entering.. Cheers...

Hey welcome to the asylum forums.. Sanity should be kept in the lockers outside the door.. Cheers....

The same thing happens in the Rainbow field with Normal Moves and Secret Power.. Would the double boost apply there also??

Sure you can.. Just make sure you meet the criteria.. EDIT: I'm looking for heart scales currently.. Or the starters listed in the trading thread.. Offering the shiny Abra mentioned in my previous post for fennikin/snivy/oshawott only though, since there aren't many who have these starters..

3 Which sidequest are you talking about oh Almighty Ducklord??

Totally true.. Also for Froakie, I agree that Protean is good, but without the moves it isn't all that useful.. So you have to breed them onto it or just use it as is, if you hate breeding.. It's natural move pool is kinda bad imo.

That reminds me, does everybody know the truth about Bom being a demon?? I was going to ask before I posted, but decided to let it be a little vague for now.. Also, holy shit I crossed a thousand posts!!

"Are you a moron Bom? Sneaking up on somebody in the middle of a dark factory, specially after a whole bunch of people have gone missing, isn't really a good thing. If I hadn't known it was you, I would have shot at you by instinct. You know, kill or be killed. Of course my assumption would be that the person trying to sneak up on me was a human, and well, not you. You may not realise it but I don't like childish pranks, and specially hate being caught off guard. So don't do it again. Also why are you following me? Didn't you take the tour already? Did you find something new or are you just being a stalking pervert?" She asked Bom, wondering what he was looking for. Freak or not, I know he is on the team for a good reason, but that doesn't mean I trust him much. Sure it doesn't seem like he has done anything wrong, but there is no reason to trust somebody like him. Understanding him isn't going to be easy, specially since I don't even know the truth about him. She was hurrying now, going through a few crates kept along the walls. She kept collecting any invoices she could find. They will help us find a connection between the other companies. Suppliers, service providers etc. who are common will definitely help point us in the right direction. Plus it also gives us an opportunity to predict the next target, if we can get a pattern established. That reminds me, I need to ask Will for a timeline of events. She moved on from the crates, stopping every now and then to take a good look.

Ya but then I also say that there was nothing.. That is the whole mind playing tricks on you thing.. EDIT: Post no 1000!!!

Well... Then I am assuming Archangel to be a recruiter.. Kinda like Gabriel, walking among the plebs.. Death would be an assassin then.. I'll post something later..

Nope, she didn't. I don't think I even mentioned anything about seeing him. Just that she quickly pointed a gun in the general direction of his voice and since he was sneaking up on her, she may felt him for a moment.

Hey Strider I'm not calling you genesect, cuz weird bug thingy! Your sanity should be deposited outside the door.. Go Munchlax, eat it quick.. Yes, my old snorlax had a baby.. Cheers.....

Shit be happening.. Hype... Also I totally forgot what James is supposed to be like.. Actually had to go back and read up a bit..