Shamitako

Yeah there's not many people around anymore. Sadfaice Also, Huk, I know there's not much for you to do. But the post was getting really long so I wanted to give people a chance to react to Natalie and Kallisto having at each other Also, since IDK how well I described it, Kallisto's outfit is basically just Nu Wa's

...And idea Screw Salamence, I just wanna make the team

(OOC: Sorry for the delay, had a horrendous week) Natalie That was it. That was the last straw. She was not going to put up with this inane prank another moment. "Fuck. Off. Bitch." She spat as she shoved herself onto her knees, glaring at Miss Katherine, "I don't know what you think you're going to gain from this, but I refuse to play the fool in your idiotic game." She punched the floor as hard as she could, barely even noticing the blood that began to trickle from her knuckles. Sparkling light began to form at her feet, rapidly shooting up her body at such a rate that if you blinked you wouldn't have noticed what happened. Her upper body was now clothed in a pair of pale green sashes crossing her chest, a skirt of the same color hung from her waist, splitting just past her thighs into separate strands. Her arms and legs were covered in lacey markings matching her lavender eyes, which no longer bore her glasses. Her nails on the right side were painted white (though if one looked closely they would notice a hint of green tinting to them) and on the left in lavender. She screeched in rage and without fully rising allowed her bare toes to propel her towards Miss Katherine. From out of seemingly nowhere, two swords formed in her hands. On the right was a blade that seemed to be made of pure ice and on the left was a strange lavender one that looked extremely dull. She raised both weapons and swung them as hard as she could in Miss Katherine's direction, moments later feeling her face hit the floor. Kallisto Nayru gave her plenty of warning. Even with the sped up transformation sequence Kallisto had plenty of time to prepare herself. Right before the enraged guillotines of Ice and Soul sliced her in two, Kallisto sidestepped calmly. "Ah so we are going to play that game." She said, "I suppose I better get dressed then." Golden sarks formed at her feet the same way they had with Nayru. However, instead of hastening the processes, Kallisto let it draw itself out. Her feet became adorned in golden silk slippers. Her legs were coated in a red triangle-y pattern. Her long orange skirt was were replaced by a short, uneven gold one. From the waist of the skirt a golden ribbon wrapped its way up and around her upper body, tucking back into itself after passing over her chest. Her arms had a matching pattern to her legs. And her nails were painted, the middle finger and pinky of each hand in red and the rest in gold. Her hair was now in a long ponytail that looped around back into its starting point, and it was now so long that the lowest point on the loop managed to hang down below the edge of her skirt. Natalie By the time this sequence had completed, Natalie was back on her feet. She didn't look injured, just angry. "Alright, I'm ready now." Miss Katherine taunted, "Though I doubt you can do much in that state." "I'll show you!" Natalie screamed, flinging herself at Miss Katherine once more. This time though, she didn't end up on her face. Her blades were met by a glowing golden orb surrounding Miss Katherine. Or at least one of them, the icey one seemed to cut through it like butter. Natalie backed off before going for another charge, same result. Perplexed on how to deal with this new obstacle and enraged at Miss Katherine's smug smile, Natalie didn't notice when a flaming red circle appear on Miss Katherine's arm and was flung in her direction. She barely raised her purple sword in time, surprisingly, it stopped the circle in its tracks. This dance repeated several times, with Natalie becoming more rational and less enraged with each bought. Then she realized what she needed to do. "I don't know what's going on." she said, "But I think I just realized how to beat you." Natalie charged again. But this time instead of putting rage behind her attack, she backed it with precision. First she would slice through the orb with her ice sword, then use the purple one to block whatever counterattack formed, then use the ice again to cut through Miss Katherine. But just before she reached the shield, something collided with her face and slammed her to the ground. Alexus Alexus had been watching the fight from the start, debating how she was going to stop it. It was a bad idea to start fighting each other right before an enemy attacked you, so she really didn't want to just join in and make things worse. Eventually she gave it. Like Nayru she accelerated her transformation. Almost instantly she was clad in a white and sky blue outfit. Her upper body was covered by a simple white shirt and short-sleeved jacket with light blue trimmings. She wore a large multi-layered skirt--the top layer white and the rest sky blue. Around her waist was a large white ribbon tied in a bow at her back Her arms were covered in wild sky blue markings that appeared to primarily be a bunch of randomly distributed acute angles and her nails were painted light blue with white raindrop shapes in the center. In addition to matching markings, Alexus's legs each had a pair crossing ribbons in sky blue working their way up to just over her knees. At her feet they combined together into ballet-like slippers. As soon as her transformation was complete, she shot like a rocket over to where Nayru and Kallisto were clashing. Nayru would back off and then charge in. Kallisto would deflect her attack and then retaliate. It would have been a fairly mundane fight if not for the explosions of light each time their weapons clashed. Alexus arrived just as they were about to clash again. Speeding in between them, she turned towards Nayru. Just as her sister was about to collide with Kallisto's shield once more, Alexus grabbed her face and channeled her Hope Fury ability into her hand, stopping Nayru dead in her tracks. With a roar of determination she raised Nayru off the floor and shoved her straight down with all her might, slamming the Goddess of Reason's head into the ground. "Now I hope that knocked some sense into you!" She scolded, "This is no time to be fighting amongst ourselves. You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself Nayru. both as a Goddess and as Helen Opium's daughter. I would think you would have a more reasonable sense of priorities." Then she spuna round to face Kallisto, who was standing there looking extremely triumphant. "And you!" She began, intending to give a similar lecture, until she noticed her sister's outfit, "You're a teacher! You should be setting an example, not walking around in... that! I mean dear-" She paused to consider her next sentence a moment, "-Dear me what even is that? There is no way that fits into the dress code. I for one am ashamed to be your student, er, sister." With a stern glare still on her face, Alexus stepped back from her sisters, hoping her lectures had at least gotten through to them a little. What she got, once Nayru stood up, was a set of disgusted glares at her and then her sisters storming off in opposite directions. All things considered, she called that a success. That just left waking Layla and defending themselves against, whatever.

So I have like years of backlog of funny videos that haven't gotten adequate exposure, but just take the most recent one: And the best one:

Mrr, so according to the search bar (or maybe it was my status bar, who knows) I haven't appeared here yet Tho TBH anyone posting themes for me is probably going to get me noping at them because they're way off but oh well

I wouldn't recommend getting both Nashor's and Runaan's

Wat

TFW "Can't carry this team, Wu was good tho" - Ekko... When Wu feeding riven was one of the two main reasons we lost (the other being the enemy team completely dominating vision. I tried, but one support can't fight four out of five people buying pinks)

It's called being where you're supposed to be. To climb higher you're gonna have to improve your play

TFW you confess one of your biggest secrets and then realize most people probably won't think it's all that big a deal

*Fangirls for three hours before realizing she doesn't actually know what that means*

I'm mostly irked at the lack of Luden's But honestly, IDFK what he was doing. At least he did damage ocassionally

So apparently I play really well when I can't see straight I would complain about my back hurting, but TBH, by the end of the game everyone--even Koggy who fed the shit outta Zed (I told him not to take Ignite... )--was pulling their own weight I may be the only one who didn't lose lane miserably (two deaths at the end of laning compared to the next lowest at 5) but I managed to help just enough in teamfights to get Trist and Koggy back on their feet and dealing damage... Well, mostly Trist, Koggy did most of his damage with his passive >_> But the highlight has got to be when I 1v1'd Zed inside my ulti. I flanked their team and just hopped on Zed right after he used his shadow and when he was in just the right spot so that he was isolated from his team. And then I wailed on him