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  1. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    So I'm just in the car with my dad, going over to the new house, right? And this guy just starts telling me the damned birds and bees and I know I can fit out that window. Oh shit they're locked...

    1. ZEL

      ZEL

      Tell him all about Bee-Eaters and how they carefully remove stingers c:

  2. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    so I saw this protest against free speech. I swear I've never cringed at irony harder than I have just now.

  3. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    Brother: "I'M DRIVING!" Me: "Where are your damn keys then, skipper?" Brother: "..."

  4. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    When your mom is calling but Shofu playing Pokken is too good

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      it's a yt video. there is a pause button.

  5. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    So I took a Pokemon personality test and got... Espurr. Ok everyone, I'm removing myself from your vicinity, and I will now do this: O_O

    1. pbood2

      pbood2

      I love espurr. It's so cute and adorable especially in its anime episode. :)

  6. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    TIL what a fangirl looks like when she "fangirls" and I think she needs medical attention...
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    That feel when a girl stares at you and says "your shoulders" and proceeds to "fangirl"... Guys I think she needs medical attention what is happening?

  8. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    Tartar you need to quit giving me ideas (and nostalgia) Please tell me there is a way to watch the field physically burning away after we destroy it because you know we all need the satisfaction after experiencing it
  9. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    When you see Fern walking toward you and you ask your Pokemon to hold you back when he starts talking

    1. pyrromanis

      pyrromanis

      Gary was an ass only to protagonist! He was nice with other people, unlike Fern...

    2. SilverJakler

      SilverJakler

      Gary/Blue/Green/Asshat wouldn't make fun of suicide. And besides, he turned it around in the end.

    3. dragoniteborntacoz

      dragoniteborntacoz

      fern did something that normally doesnt happen to me

      i legitimately hate him

      i normally dont feel real emotions for fictional characters but i seriously hate fern and in a way that makes me like his inclusion cause that shows some real skill on amethysts part

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  10. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    I know I just recently posted, but I saw this and buddy we are gonna get along better than a bundle of socks. Who's ready to burn some fairies? -.- Because I think I'll be a good first candidate with this new field around... *shotgun racking sound*
  11. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    I could educate you but that would be like a sit down session with Hillary Clinton about lying, no matter what you try to do with it, the topic just keeps getting changed and nobody learns anything new. Ame our Senpai and not so much of a savior for the new field effect you're making, I predict you!
  12. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    God I thought Flo-Bot was annoying when I came across her.. Now we get this fun field of sadistic hatred. I swear I will literally have Espurr eyes if I hate the way this sounds anymore than I already do.
  13. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    This is the most Slavic anime in history
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      Absol-lutelty awesome!

      YES

    2. YoshiofRedemption

      YoshiofRedemption

      This has to be a thing in Reborn now.

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      Absol-lutelty awesome!

      Thank you for your agreement

      Petition, anyone?

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  15. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    raising a Pokemon is almost like riding a bicycle, but in reborn for every new one you train you have to ride an extra bicycle simultaneously

    1. Motomiya

      Motomiya

      this is the best status on this fucking website LOL

  16. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    TIL that there is irony in quite literally everything, comparable to how I'm saying I learned something, and yet I don't think I have a brain to learn with ;-; ... Yes I'm thinking of you, teacher who called me down to the AP office for my hardly noticeable facial hair as I stared directly at your full beard.
  17. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    Tfw dog is giving you puppy eyes, and really wants your piece of fish, which is your favorite kind of fish... I gave in. He stared too long.

  18. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    Guys I don't even know what to say, my status update for the shiny bidoof is still here, but I just found a shiny poocheyena

    1. AuthorReborn

      AuthorReborn

      The difference there is that Physical Greninja is still decent because it's Greninja, where as Mightyena has 60 base attack.

    2. Wendel

      Wendel

      Bibs pls, Pooch>Bidoof

      Puppies are better than beavers :3

    3. Absol-lutelty awesome!

      Absol-lutelty awesome!

      Man you guys really know how to kill the vibe on a shiny capture huh

      I guess statistic failures of puppies aren't that good even if they sparkle like that stupid vampire from that dumb movie/novel series

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  19. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    I JUST FOUND A SHINY BIDOOF, PINEAPPLE ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW

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      Absol-lutelty awesome!

      ;-;... O-oh...

      I can finally say I have a shiny HM buddy...?

    2. Wendel

      Wendel

      That's the spirit! And Bibs would absolutely love you if you did that! :3

    3. Lugruf

      Lugruf

      Or you can trade it for Munna. Maybe you get a shiny Munna

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  20. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    TFW JUST FOUND A SHINY BIDOOF RUNNING AROUND IN THE GRASS
  21. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    Seeing this, I feel like this game is just trying to create a greater grudge against all fairy types for me... I am not this far yet to experience this, but when I do I will finally cure my thirst for revenge!! (And get wrecked a few times because I'm a dark type loving son of a gun) That florges is gonna be looking like skull face when I'm done with it, and when I show up to fight it I can just imagine it saying "such a lust for revenge? WHOOOO" the moment it sees me.
  22. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    Am I the only one around here who gets bored and just feels like saying, "f*ck it" and staring at guns online and playing around with an old folding knife? I can't be this antisocial come on guys.

    1. dragoniteborntacoz

      dragoniteborntacoz

      well im not into weapons so i dont do that

      but i will just end up spinning in a chair for a few minutes

    2. Absol-lutelty awesome!

      Absol-lutelty awesome!

      XD I've done that when I get bored of homework

  23. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    For where I live this is a very common meal but trust me the first time around is weird as all hell... Raw oyster... The texture is the worst part the first time around, but eventually you can eat them one after another with some sauce and a cracker... I'm a sea food guy so I have to say, it wasn't the mangrove snappers I like to catch, but it was definitely a unique food to try the first time.
  24. Absol-lutelty awesome!

    I just got the espurr from the sketchy house and it is described as "has a quick temper"... HELP ._.

    1. KingRyan

      KingRyan

      you're fucked

  25. Absol-lutelty awesome!
    I found this picture of me that my dad had apparently taken a month or two ago and I honestly think I've reached the rank of the single most anti-photogenic son of a gun to ever walk the earth No I didn't abuse any substances, I may be dumb, but I'm not dumb enough to become temporarily furthered in my strong suit of being an idiot!
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