"Hi," she said, monotonously as she usually sounded. "Would you happen to be the being willing us up this mountain?"
"Indeed," Deoxys replied, rather curtly.
"There's been this ominous wind going on. We have no idea what it is, but, uh... A greeting from the top of this mountain by some djinn like yourself is typically the catalyst for magic and stuff. So, all-knowing being of the mountain, what the hell is going on?"
"I created the wind to urge those in this area to come to this peak. My master believed he sensed something here of importance and asked that I find more to assist him."
"Please forgive the irreverence of this human boy. You see, we have had some...problems with him not long ago, but that is irrelevant here. We are led here by an ominous wind. Would you, in your great knowledge, maybe know of a Pokemon that has the power to create this wind, mighty Deoxys?"
"Do not abase yourself like one of these humans. You are not weak and yet cruel as they are. As for this human, I am quite aware of what has occurred on your journey here."
Deoxys paused for a moment, waiting to see if there were any more questions.