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  1. If you had one match and you entered a COLD and DARK room, there was an oil lamp, oil heater, and a candle. Which would you light first?

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    2. Ironbound

      Ironbound

      Ah, I see that you've found the repository of basic lateral thinking puzzles. This and that concrete-breaking syntax puzzle I last saw give ample proof of it.

    3. Ojama Yellow

      Ojama Yellow

      myself

      didnt see did coming did you

    4. Cobalt996

      Cobalt996

      I'm alone in the room; nfc who Yu is.

  2. How many seconds are there in a year?

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    2. Cobalt996

      Cobalt996

      Answer: A lot more than 12, since 31,536,000 "seconds" as a time unit, A "2nd" month, twelve "2nd" days, 365 "2nd" hours, etc

    3. Garnet.

      Garnet.

      what is with you in these cheesy ass statuses lol

    4. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      It's called tricky questions, nub.

  3. Imagine you are in a sinking row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

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    2. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Do you want to find out by firsthand experience?

    3. Garnet.
  4. What does Russia, Turkey and Egypt have in common?

    1. Shamitako

      Shamitako

      They're all countries, duh

    2. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      Was looking for "They're located on two continents" but whateverrrr

  5. Why can't a person living in New York, be buried in California?

    1. IntSys

      IntSys

      Because they're still alive.

  6. There are 5 houses. One is made out of red bricks, one made of blue bricks, one made of yellow bricks, a house of purple bricks, what is the green house made out of?

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    2. Amanojaku
    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      unless greenhouse refers to that building that grows plants, but that wouldn't actually be considered a house like the others.

    4. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      and would not have the space between the words.

  7. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

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    2. Flux

      Flux

      Drop it so it lands right on the top arc?

    3. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      You can't crack concrete with an egg.

    4. DerogatoryTrainer

      DerogatoryTrainer

      ^this fucking guy

  8. A family lived in a round hut. The father came back from work and found the mother dead. The first said he was watching television, the second said he was drawing,the third one said he was reading in a corner. Who did it?

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    2. Oxygen9

      Oxygen9

      The fact that supposedly none of them noticed something was amiss until the father got home and that they gave their alibis concerning their mother's death so matter-of-factly leads me to suspect all three of them. At the very least, two of them are covering up for the other one. The third child's "reading in a corner" is suspicious, but you could argue that it's just an expression not meant to be taken literally. The idea of a hut having electricity and a tv is the most s...

    3. Combat

      Combat

      Number three.

    4. Felicity
  9. Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?

    1. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      Well good thing I checked the comments, y'know AFTER I got it wrong

  10. We Happy Few

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Psycho Pass?

    3. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      That part in the beginning where that lady fainted had me dying of laughter.

  11. I need to learn how to do a Pokemon Banner. TEACH ME STATUS READERS!!!

  12. Just keep swimming~, just keep swimming~, swimming~ swimming~ swimming~

    1. Cepheus

      Cepheus

      did just came back from watching finding Dory?

      because Dory is a filthy liar!

    2. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      DORY NEVER LIES

  13. Waiting for Maelstrom to make an AMA thread...

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    2. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      How can you be so cool, but mean at the same time???

    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Because some points should be made, and they can be sharp. Better to be clear and precise unless the goal is to be mystifying.

    4. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      You're amazing *o*

  14. DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD
    1. Pocky

      Pocky

      DON TOUCH THE CHILD

  15. 900 posts :o oh mer gerd.

    1. YinYang9705

      YinYang9705

      that's a lot of posts

  16. So last night I went to a firework show. People started fighting TWO minutes before the show started. THEN some guy thought it was funny to throw Bang Snaps at the ground to immitate shooting. It was chaotic

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    2. Monochrome_Complex

      Monochrome_Complex

      What kind of ghetto fireworks show was this? Just pick a better show location next time. Swearing to never go to one again just makes you seem rather wimpish though.

    3. Neo

      Neo

      ghetto isn't a pejorative check the language bub

    4. ArmoredGuardian

      ArmoredGuardian

      Well, it was pretty scary because this was my second time going to a fireworks show (1st being when I was like 10 years old), so I might not give up on firework shows I'll just go to a better one next year. (and I'll grow a pair I guess ;~;)

  17. Time to hang up the Goomy craze.

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      took you long enough

  18. Why are people putting shades on their profile pics? I wanna be cool too :(

    1. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      http://www.pokemonreborn.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=21111 GO post there they'll take care of ya if you can't do it yourself
    2. Ironbound

      Ironbound

      They did the impossible and put shades on a reindeer silhouette too. I must update it soon.

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