The Radiant Aeon

Cat got your tongue? Well it will...after it cuts off your feet, below the ankles...then your hands and your wrists...and then your nose...followed by your left eyeball and then your right...your ears will stay so that every babe that cries, every woman says "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what the pain train means, it means I leave you in anguish, using your imagination to visualize what fate I shall do to you. #PrincessBrideFanBoy

MORE MLP PLEASE 9/10

Listen to this, as it may be fitting..though I might be too late

Mael has a birthday? Really? Serious talk. Happy birthday man. Won't be long til your Grand Finale....that's a bad thing. Um...Have a nice birthday?

Hmmm...So much murder...not enough torture....I honestly prefer torture just to see them scream...beg for death...hehe So what I was thinking, since you kill Magikarps, apparently, is to tie you upside-down, and dip you into a tank filled with Magikarps, which will then start tackling/splashing you. Do it multiple times and leave you hanging, though you'll die eventually. So I guess that is murder...

Okay in all seriousness, welcome to Reborn. We have stuff and stuff and stuff. Stick around too much, however, and you may fall prey to the Troll Goddess herself I'm talking about you...um...Hori or Ame I can't remember for the life of me Edit Was them fightin words I hear? Put up your dukes kid.

Okay lets list off my likes/dislikes Likes: They have a "solid" understanding of the metagame. Their sets are basic guide stones to people in the meta. Generally speaking, they have some "useful" tips.Their tiering is designed around how something is in the meta and how absurdly powerful or used it is in a certain tier (Thus why Blaziken, M-Gengar, ect. are banned, due to them having strengths many considered "broken" with only specific counters and have large presence in that specific meta) and organize their tiering to be the most "fair" in the game. They have a large presence in the competitive scene and help out in some ways in it, that I can appreciate. Dislikes: The people who avidly follow Smogon are usually dickheads and follow them in word and deed. They don't really like variance in a Pokemon's set and prefer to strictly go by what they say as the best set. Overtly cocky with their tiering system as if it is the perfect one, though they have huge problems in them. Struggle to accept different opinions of outside people with different tierings. A lot of bickering. More dickheads (though I've met some nice people before). Finally, a bit personal, but I generally hate people who are extremely arrogant. I mean, arrogance is a part of a character, but too much of it is so...bleah. Rating: 5/12 = 41.7% like In conclusion- While some stuff Smogon does is some what appreciating, they have so many annoying people who follow them, its annoying. Their sets guide me a lot in getting used to a Pokemon since, well, they work, but I'm always in for something that is generally surprising (should have seen my face when I saw Sand Rush Excadrill in Reborn the first time...fuck you Cow). That is why I like Reborn so much- a lot of freedom. Smogon maintains order in their tiering, but its so...boring, yet people gloss over it its crazy. Also, arrogance in its people...grrr.

Good news: I'M HERE!!!!       Wait...that should be bad news

^Not a real brony

Okay reading that made me cringe. Excruciatingly specific timings maybe (fuck linkers, made me get blisters first time) but the HADOKEN?! REALLY MAEL? Oh yeah...um...banned for not...banning....=P

Hukuna-The worst bird...ever. No seriously, I hate that thing.

TORCHIC N00B!! PLS REPORT! HUEHUEHUE Anyways....sup.

So this happened when I was messing around with Fiora in customs

^Has an army of monkeys ready to destroy New Zealand ....Wait that sounds like me

(20:48:13) 悪霊 Aeon: So here I was, armed with apple turnovers and chocolate milk, watching Terry Crews old spice commercials (20:48:24) i love it: hey (20:48:31) 悪霊 Aeon: And my sister tells me the most shocking news (20:48:47) 悪霊 Aeon: My Cousin and the company she works with... (20:48:53) 悪霊 Aeon: made those commercials (20:48:58) Zetaark: lol (20:49:03) 悪霊 Aeon: ikr (20:49:14) James Hondo: The new ones? (20:49:19) 悪霊 Aeon: like (20:49:30) 悪霊 Aeon: the 2012 ones (20:49:51) James Hondo: Oh (20:49:53) *** cute sylveon is bored *** (20:49:54) 悪霊 Aeon: maybe the 2013 ones...all the ones with Terry crews (20:50:03) cute sylveon: i wanna have fun :/ (20:50:17) 悪霊 Aeon: But damn (20:50:23) James Hondo: I do too (20:50:27) 悪霊 Aeon: This turnover has a shittons of sugar (20:50:41) [星] KuroNeko: considering its late for most of us, you wont be having much fun (20:51:05) 悪霊 Aeon: I know what ways to have fun with you...Kuro (20:51:16) James Hondo: Pervert (20:51:19) [星] KuroNeko: i'm pretty damn sexy so i would imagine (20:51:37) 悪霊 Aeon: Wouldn't doubt it (20:51:42) James Hondo: I do (20:51:45) [星] KuroNeko: oh (20:51:46) [星] KuroNeko: thats (20:51:49) 悪霊 Aeon: As for, getting a lil bit chubchub (20:51:52) [星] KuroNeko: ;o; (20:52:04) 悪霊 Aeon: But I'll work it out...in the Spring (20:52:19) James Hondo: Mute Aeon plz (20:52:25) [星] KuroNeko: my fiance is chubby (20:52:30) [星] KuroNeko: and it's the cutest thing ever (20:52:55) 悪霊 Aeon: Hey man, thats cool (20:53:02) James Hondo: What is it with everyone being engaged/ has a fiance on Reborn lately >.< (20:53:11) [星] KuroNeko: well (20:53:17) [星] KuroNeko: i've been engaged for like (20:53:18) [星] KuroNeko: uh (20:53:23) [星] KuroNeko: half a year maybe (20:53:38) 悪霊 Aeon: When is the big day? (20:53:38) [星] KuroNeko: and i have no idea who else it (20:53:41) [星] KuroNeko: i live that yolo life (20:53:51) [星] KuroNeko: after i finish another year of college (20:53:59) 悪霊 Aeon: I can't wait to come in with all the fireworks and and- (20:54:09) James Hondo: ... (20:54:17) Zetaark: . (20:54:27) [星] KuroNeko: , > . (20:54:28) 悪霊 Aeon: But damn... (20:54:28) James Hondo: Aeon are you saying what I think your saying? (20:54:32) 悪霊 Aeon: Dat milk tho (20:54:37) James Hondo: ... (20:54:37) [星] KuroNeko: ._. (20:54:42) 悪霊 Aeon: What (20:54:50) James Hondo: KURO RUN AWAY WHILE YOU CAN! (20:54:52) 悪霊 Aeon: I was drinking milk with turnovers (20:54:53) Zetaark: lol (20:54:57) James Hondo: ... (20:54:59) [星] KuroNeko: I'm so confused ;-; (20:55:15) 悪霊 Aeon: You should be (20:55:21) 悪霊 Aeon: For even I'm lost (20:55:23) James Hondo: I think he was half hitting on you, and half drinking milk :x (20:55:28) [星] KuroNeko: oh (20:55:29) [星] KuroNeko: btw (20:55:32) [星] KuroNeko: to this (18:51:44) 悪霊 Aeon: Wouldn't doubt it (20:55:38) James Hondo: And maybe a quater being Aeon (20:55:38) [星] KuroNeko: I have a picture that I just put on the site (20:55:43) [星] KuroNeko: cause I'm a conceited lady (20:55:50) 悪霊 Aeon: mmm...? (20:55:58) 悪霊 Aeon: lady? (20:56:07) James Hondo: Kuro is a lady? (20:56:08) [星] KuroNeko: I'M A LADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (20:56:11) 悪霊 Aeon: As in..oh dear (20:56:13) [星] KuroNeko: whats a lady (20:56:16) 悪霊 Aeon: Another one (20:56:24) [星] KuroNeko: /cheese (20:56:24) James Hondo: WHAT IS A MAN!? (20:56:27) [星] KuroNeko: what is human (20:56:28) [星] KuroNeko: what is life (20:56:37) Zetaark: what is love (20:56:41) 悪霊 Aeon: First Ikaru...then Summer...then...shittons more (20:56:49) [星] KuroNeko: baby dont hurt me (20:56:54) 悪霊 Aeon: Hell I thought silver was a girl once (20:56:57) [星] KuroNeko: LOOL (20:57:00) Zetaark: . (20:57:01) [星] KuroNeko: LOFKREOTJRYG (20:57:01) Zetaark: lol (20:57:05) James Hondo: Silver is a * though (20:57:12) [星] KuroNeko: is a star (20:57:15) +Eternal Edge: Zetaark (20:57:15) 悪霊 Aeon: A xe? (20:57:15) James Hondo: No (20:57:19) Zetaark: yes Edge? (20:57:21) [星] KuroNeko: I'm pretty sure that has meaning but I forgot (20:57:21) +Eternal Edge: Grats (20:57:21) James Hondo: *? (20:57:23) +Eternal Edge: I've chosen you (20:57:24) James Hondo: DANG IT (20:57:24) +Eternal Edge: one moment (20:57:25) 悪霊 Aeon: Edge has like (20:57:27) [CHSW]P3rv: summer isnt a girl lol (20:57:29) 悪霊 Aeon: No gender (20:57:33) [星] KuroNeko: edge is like (20:57:36) [CHSW]P3rv: he likes to act like one though (20:57:36) [星] KuroNeko: a cliff (20:57:37) +Allan: 95% of Reborn are girls (20:57:37) [星] KuroNeko: hes a rock (20:57:44) +Eternal Edge: Kuro knows a- (20:57:45) +Eternal Edge: No (20:57:46) +Eternal Edge: not going there (20:57:46) [CHSW]P3rv: lies and slander (20:57:49) [星] KuroNeko: what (20:57:51) [星] KuroNeko: EXCUSE ME (20:57:52) [星] KuroNeko: WHAT (20:57:57) [星] KuroNeko: YOU WANNA ELABORATE (20:57:59) +Eternal Edge: Nothing dear <3 (20:57:59) [星] KuroNeko: KIND FRIEND (20:57:59) [星] Shanco: Don't deny, Edge. (20:58:07) [星] KuroNeko: ill poop on you (20:58:07) [星] KuroNeko: >:I (20:58:10) +Allan: gross (20:58:13) 悪霊 Aeon: Can we put this all into quotebook? (20:58:18) +Eternal Edge: That's some kinky shit Kuro (20:58:21) [星] KuroNeko: Lmfao (20:58:22) [星] KuroNeko: literally (20:58:23) Zetaark: probs (20:58:25) +Allan: t (20:58:34) +Allan: The quote book is still a thing? (20:58:34) +Eternal Edge: That's the joke Kuro (20:58:35) 悪霊 Aeon: Also (20:58:35) +Eternal Edge: good job (20:58:36) cute sylveon: someone pm me im bored (20:58:38) [星] KuroNeko: wow (20:58:41) [星] KuroNeko: did i (20:58:41) [CHSW]P3rv: i stepped in kinky shit once (20:58:42) *** [星] Shanco slowly backs out of the room *** (20:58:43) [星] KuroNeko: ask for your [星] KuroNeko has angered BreloomBot and was put to sleep! (20:58:45) [CHSW]P3rv: was unpleasant (20:58:46) +Allan: GG (20:58:48) Zetaark: welp (20:58:50) CloudParameters: :] (20:58:50) 悪霊 Aeon: GGNORE (20:58:52) +Allan: owned (20:58:53) *** Rimmintine the Alpha is here! *** (20:58:57) *** [星] Shanco puts BreloomBot backs away *** (20:58:57) +Eternal Edge: Can I leave her like that? (20:59:01) +Eternal Edge: Does anyone mind? (20:59:02) [星] KuroNeko: no (20:59:04) Zetaark: and the winner is BreloomBot (20:59:04) +Eternal Edge: Oh (20:59:04) +Eternal Edge: Allan (20:59:04) [星] KuroNeko: that's os rude (20:59:04) +Eternal Edge: why (20:59:04) 悪霊 Aeon: Please (20:59:06) [星] KuroNeko: >:I (20:59:08) +Allan: Winner Hell this is better than the one I just posted

artificial

tfw when a TF used his Ult to only kill me, then gets wrecked by your Warwick the next second. I would've liked that a few minutes earlier man, but eh, we still won. Also, why can't I find Hexakill?

Ahem.....Rip out your heart, feed it to Reggie's left armpit, and play jump rope with your intestines.