Fuck all of y'all. I'm rootin' for my Hawks and Pats.
I'll only do the first round of the Playoffs. I have a good picture.
Lions v Cowboys (W)
The Lions maybe in the playoffs but those dreams are gonna be crushed when Them Boys come to play. Tony Romo is playing at an all-time best with nearly everything working for him, including defense. The Lions do have sparks on their team, but the lose of Suh is going to hurt them in this game. Cowboys just have too many things going for them that the Lions do not have. 21-34
Panthers (W) v Arizona
To think any team from the NFC South would make it, the Panthers did. They have been playing some great ball for the past 4 weeks while Arizona has been going in the opposite direction. The whole game dictates on the shoulders of one Ryan Lindley. Trust me, he's right up there with Rex Grossman as the worst 5 QBs to start a playoff matchup. Jo. Brown can't do everything by himself. 17-10
Colts v Cincinnati (W)
WHO DEY GONNA BEAT THEM BENGALS?
Not this team. The colts O-Line has been suffering with Andrew Luck continuing to make mistakes in and out of the pocket. Sure, they look impressive beating on the Jaguars, Titans, and Redskins, but they have been completely shutdown by the Pats, Cowboys, and...I'm sorry. The Browns? 24-25 is a win but in the world of football, that's more or less escaping rather than a victory which worries me. Meanwhile, while Cinci fell flat in Pittsburgh, you have to remember that this team has been beat up since the start of the season. The fact that they even made it here was a miracle itself. Forget what happened in week 7 because it was at their house. Despite having similar problems with the Colts, the victory and yes, VICTORY against the Broncos shows that this team has potential. Now Cinci is ready to rumble. 31-38
Steelers (W) vs Ravens
Flacco sucks. Blurp. Next.
Okay I kid. But this Ravens team really shouldn't be in the playoffs. The defense isn't having their best year and despite having Justin Foresett, you have to compete with the best rusher in the league right now; Le'veon Bell. Reports are saying that he'll be okay to play and considering how screwed over Pittsburgh was last year, they want to secure a win. The O-Line will completely overwhelm this Ravens team and beat them down one and done. Can we say...Bell 150+ Yards Rushing 2 TDs, M. Bryant 100 Yards Passing 1 TD, Antonio Brown 200 Yards Passing 2 TDs? Oh and Big Ben 400+ yards passing and one yard rushing TD to be cute. 48-17
UPDATE: Even if they have Ben Tate start, based on what I've seen him done for the Browns, he'll manage. Just mark off 150 yards and give him 100+. Still will be enough to be the Ravens.