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NO FUCK NO BAKA WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG THIS TEEMO FED ALL MATCH LITERALLY SAT IN ENEMY JUNGLE UNTIL THEY FOUND HIM WITH V-WARDS I CAN'T ESCAPE THE NOOBDOM SORRY ROO I SHOULD HAVE HEEDED YOUR WARNINGS FHAKASHFKSHSIZEUJDZLKVNRMHFGIORGVLZNVKZRVZDVSGICAZDUHFGKGDCYEDHGJYVGCYKUDFYGBVGJKZFGZJBDJCV

vs. Difficult   HIT THE FUCKING GARCHOMP DAMMIT   Battle between [Ironfist] Ryan C and D!fficult started! Tier: OverUsed Mode: Singles Rule: Rated Rule: Sleep Clause Rule: Freeze Clause Rule: Species Clause Variation: +28, -4 [Ironfist] Ryan C sent out Lovespread! (Deoxys-D) D!fficult sent out Rotom-W! Lovespread is exerting its Pressure! Start of turn 1 The foe's Rotom-W used Volt Switch! Lovespread lost 63 HP! (20% of its health) D!fficult called Rotom-W back! D!fficult sent out Tyranitar! the foe's Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! Lovespread used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around D!fficult's team! The sandstorm rages. Lovespread is buffeted by the sandstorm! Start of turn 2 Lovespread used Spikes! Spikes were scattered all around the feet of D!fficult's team! The foe's Tyranitar used Crunch! It's super effective! Lovespread lost 222 HP! (73% of its health) Lovespread fainted! The sandstorm rages. [Ironfist] Ryan C sent out Super Scizor! (Scizor) Start of turn 3 D!fficult called Tyranitar back! D!fficult sent out Chandelure! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Chandelure! The foe's Chandelure is hurt by spikes! Super Scizor used Swords Dance! Super Scizor's Attack sharply rose! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Chandelure is buffeted by the sandstorm! Start of turn 4 The foe's Chandelure used Overheat! The attack of the foe's Chandelure missed! Super Scizor used Swords Dance! Super Scizor's Attack sharply rose! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Chandelure is buffeted by the sandstorm! [Ironfist] Ryan C: woops D!fficult: ..... [Ironfist] Ryan C: *shrugs* D!fficult: u srs Start of turn 5 Super Scizor used Bullet Punch! It's not very effective... The foe's Chandelure lost 50% of its health! The foe's Chandelure fainted! The sandstorm rages. D!fficult sent out Rotom-W! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Rotom-W! Start of turn 6 The foe's Rotom-W used Will-O-Wisp! Super Scizor was burned! Super Scizor used Bug Bite! The foe's Rotom-W lost 81% of its health! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Rotom-W is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Rotom-W fainted! Super Scizor was hurt by its burn! D!fficult sent out Garchomp! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Garchomp! The foe's Garchomp is hurt by spikes! Start of turn 7 Super Scizor used Bullet Punch! The attack of Super Scizor missed! The foe's Garchomp used Earthquake! Super Scizor lost 189 HP! (58% of its health) The sandstorm rages. Super Scizor was hurt by its burn! Tkaa is watching the battle. Start of turn 8 Super Scizor used Bullet Punch! The attack of Super Scizor missed! The foe's Garchomp used Swords Dance! The foe's Garchomp's Attack sharply rose! The sandstorm rages. Super Scizor was hurt by its burn! Start of turn 9 Super Scizor used Bullet Punch! The attack of Super Scizor missed! The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! It's not very effective... [Ironfist] Ryan C: HIT Super Scizor lost 15 HP! (4% of its health) Super Scizor fainted! The sandstorm rages. D!fficult: o [Ironfist] Ryan C sent out W-Motor! (Rotom-W) D!fficult: 3in a row Start of turn 10 W-Motor used Hidden Power! The attack of W-Motor missed! The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! D!fficult: 4 W-Motor lost 242 HP! (100% of its health) W-Motor fainted! The sandstorm rages. D!fficult: go 4 5? [Ironfist] Ryan C sent out Hammerhead! (Landorus) D!fficult: or because 7 ate 9? Start of turn 11 The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! Hammerhead lost 319 HP! (99% of its health) D!fficult: o [Ironfist] Ryan C: RAWR Hammerhead used Rock Polish! Hammerhead's Speed sharply rose! The sandstorm rages. D!fficult: well there ya go [Ironfist] Ryan C: UNDYING RAGE Start of turn 12 Hammerhead used Hidden Power! The attack of Hammerhead missed! The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! Hammerhead lost 1 HP! (0% of its health) Hammerhead fainted! D!fficult: LOL The sandstorm rages. Tkaa stopped watching the battle. D!fficult: 5 IN A ROW D!fficult: IM DONEEE [Ironfist] Ryan C: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Ironfist] Ryan C sent out Z.A.C.! (Reuniclus) D!fficult: well its ok D!fficult: i dropped likr 50 points 2day Start of turn 13 The foe's Garchomp used Earthquake! Z.A.C. lost 397 HP! (99% of its health) D!fficult: oh what D!fficult: lmfao Z.A.C. used Trick Room! Z.A.C. twisted the dimensions! The sandstorm rages. D!fficult: loooooool D!fficult: this game D!fficult: 1 for da history bookz [Ironfist] Ryan C: Second Poke in a row to fall to 1 hp D!fficult: bcuz of outrageously shitty rolls Start of turn 14 Z.A.C. used Psyshock! The attack of Z.A.C. missed! The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! Z.A.C. lost 4 HP! (0% of its health) Z.A.C. fainted! D!fficult: 1? The sandstorm rages. D!fficult: srs? [Ironfist] Ryan C sent out Cothugrigus! (Cofagrigus) D!fficult: LOL D!fficult: OMG LOL Start of turn 15 Cothugrigus used Shadow Ball! The attack of Cothugrigus missed! The foe's Garchomp used Earthquake! Cothugrigus lost 274 HP! (85% of its health) D!fficult: LOOOOOOOOOOOL The sandstorm rages. Cothugrigus is buffeted by the sandstorm! D!fficult: WHAT IS THIS Cothugrigus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! D!fficult: 7? Start of turn 16 Cothugrigus used Shadow Ball! The attack of Cothugrigus missed! The foe's Garchomp used Earthquake! Cothugrigus lost 46 HP! (14% of its health) Cothugrigus fainted! D!fficult: IM DONE D!fficult won the battle! [Ironfist] Ryan C: Well... The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.

What happened to Gotye, anyway?

That feel when my team ends up being Jax (me), Shen, Alistar, Riven, and Ziggs. And out of the four melee champs, not a SINGLE one has Ignite. Watch out. There's a new meta on the rise.

Ugh...THIS is what I've had to deal with over the streak. Ezreal was total garbage. Blast and I pushed our respective lanes pretty hard while Akali roamed and omnomnomed on Ezreal. Like, the support had a higher CS than our AD carry. Blast and I kept basically having to throw ourselves at Akali in order to stop her, hence our high death count. ... So anyone up for some team games tonight? EDIT: THERE WE GO!

Banned for not thinking of a better response to Roo.

±Emerald Line: [APT]Stoneheart vs. Laura ±Emerald Line: Cpt Dana KS: what's your opinion on Prestigous LeBlanc +Nirvash: Nice, Laura. [Reborn]Laura: ...The fuck am I green for? [ironfist] Ryan C: ... Alafairy Poe: ...Because you're Laura? [ironfist] Ryan C: Classy. [Reborn]Laura: ...My apologies. [Reborn]Laura: I've had a rather...vexing day. Well then.

Silver-kun: get the fuck out Silver-kun: RJ quartz gun him please In My Sweater: Does that update even work? Pandora: am her +Mczipo: Kick is primed and ready to go Silver-kun: Nirvash I request a quartz gun on Black Widow after that comment +Mczipo: Aiming +Mczipo: Firing Silver-kun: NO LET RJ Mczipo spit some sick fires, unfortunately Silver-kun was burned by the raps. +Mczipo: Fuck I missed [星] Ryan C: lol +Mczipo: Oh well Sir Black Widow: O_O Pandora: report Zip Pandora: pls Pandora: assisting the enemy team

Two games without Ezreal? How is this possible?

Not bad, Chester Bennington.

That feel when watching Ezreal fight Lux in mid lane. Who would have guessed that their time together would come down to this

Syndra is indeed skill-reliant, like Cassiopeia or Twisted Fate. She doesn't do a whole lot of damage without superb positioning, thus a high-cc champ like Lux can screw her up. Also hard lane pushing puts her in an uncomfortable spot if she isn't ready for it. Her big issue, I find, is how predictable she is. You can always see her W, E, or ultimate coming. That said, I've never had a problem with her; However you, DD, will have more of a problem with her due to your apparent preference for melee mids like Katarina, as she can push you away with her E, and her ultimate is easier to do more damage with IMO. Anyway, onto what I was originally going to post: http://www.surrenderat20.net/2013/05/ironstylus-talks-quinns-design-and.html Mainly for Ikaru but go ahead and read it. EDIT: Nooooo, Sivir's fine the way she is

That feel when my losing streak has hit double digits.

That feel when it's time for me to step up and get a pentakill at one point or another. EDIT: "One quick note when playing Singed: You should bind /laugh to something easily reached on your keyboard. Whenever you have downtime in lane, you should laugh at your opponent. It prevents them from doing tons of damage against you." - Phreak That feel when hearing this...can't stop laughing!

0:43 = most clutch flash ever.

This, except when I beat Graves with anyone

Vidya: I grew up on Mario Kart and Star Fox. However, this one (Emerald) holds a special place for reasons I can't remember. Movie: Space Jam. No question except from maybe the Dark Knight. Band: probably Weezer. A few competitors but they're the main one. Those guys know how to rock. Anime: Dragon Ball Z. I don't watch animes (some notable exceptions being the two FE episodes and Soul Eater). TV: I jump around. This one, The Price Is Right, has held a special place in my household pretty much since my birth. Pokemon: Cobalion. A dude of justice, like me; a badass deer that learns Thunder Wave; helped me through countless wifi battles in Black. Book: what the hell is a book? Weapon: Rapier. Light, quick, and... *puts on sunglasses* to the point. Superhero: Iron Man. Just a regular guy with a love for science, he's not someone that is completely impossible to become one day (so I was once told). Drink: Mountain Dew. If I had to pick a kind of Mountain Dew (seeing as there's multiple in the US but not in Canada), it'd probably be Code Red because, you know, childhood memories.

AP Varus might not actually do too bad against Fizz, now that I think about it. I'd like to see him dodge all those aa's.

"I played a normal with Hackee before. He gave first blood and everyone yelled NOOBLORD, it was great. He ended up carrying the match though." - Someone on the forums

That feel when Hackee is in Bronze. So he really is a nooblord after all. EDIT: I shouldn't talk since Bronze is where I'll end up being when I start ranked

Sexy Back in my pants.