Ooh, I've actually put a lot of thought into something like this before.
HP- I don't get sick often, I guess; when I do, it isn't for very long, either. Base- 100
Attack- I'm not like, super buff, but I'm sure not weak in the physical department. Base- 115
Defense- I don't like to get hit, and I usually end up hurt a little too easily for my liking. Base- 75
Sp. Atk- This one's high. I'm definitely brains > brawn. Base- 135
Sp. Def- Yeah, it's pretty low. Words and insults get to me. Base- 70
Speed- I'm a fast motherfucker, faster than most people I know. Plus distance running (Not very, but a little distance is fine). Base- 130
Ability- I'm going to go Unburden. I certainly get a lot faster as soon as my hands are free, plus I don't see anyhing else fitting very well.
Tier- Super Ubers because too pro 4 u Probably OU. A little higher than 600 BST, and while there's power and speed there, defenses are pretty low.
BST- 620. Not too bad in OU.