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I have to say though, Will can basically do what I really want to do. ;~;

Kay guys, grinding time is over! We head into Morty's Gym, and on request I'll start this by giving current team, more indepth. ~~~~~Team~~~~~ Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 25 - Headbutt, Shadow Claw, Ice Fang, Leer 2TERRA (Graveler), Lv. 26 - Rollout, Magnitude, Defense Curl, Rock Polish Mimi (Nidorina), Lv. 26 - Bite, Double Kick, Scratch, Tail Whip Ashka (Miltank), Lv. 21 - Rollout, Strength, Defense Curl, Milk Drink This gym is like a playground for Ashka, via Scrappy. All the gym trainer battles went like this: strength lol except there WAS one haunter that got me with a Curse and even lived that, because Rollout missed. SOOOOOO! Morty was found a little faster than expected which means less training for Ashka, sadly--this gym was so much fun to do. Morty: It is good of you to ave come. Silver: ... M: Here in Ecruteak, Pokemon have long been revered. It's said that a rainbow-hued Pokemon will come down to appear before a truly powerful trainer. I believed that tale, so I have secretly trained here all my life. S: Secretly. As a gym leader. In a league that spans an entire reigon. Where evrybody knows you. In the middle of the second largest city with a sign that says "Gym Leader Morty". M: As a result, I can now see what others cannot. S: ... *awkwardly shifts* M: I see a shadow of the person who will make the Pokemon appear. S: Great, you see me. Maybe if you opened your eyes, you'd see the same thi- M: I believe that person is me! S: No fuck you. M: You're going to help me reach that level! S: No, you're gonna help Ashka reach that level. FAITO First he sent out Gastly. strength lol Now comes the first haunter strength lo- oh shit OH SHIT I did NOT expect him to survive that and Curse me. Well fuck, there goes that aand he has a hyper potion great Critted Haunter, and now comes the big boy Gengar who can't touch me outside of sleep lol ... which is exactly what he does! then mean look fuck He uses Sucker Punch? Didn'y knoiw he had that strength does VERY LITTLE to him well les than i expected wow gengar has bulk BUT THERE AREN'T BRAKES ON THE ASHKA TRAIN CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER firing off another strength before hypnosis again i dont like this sleephax shit like i need to wake up ...Which actually took three turns. Wow. Meanwhile, Sucker Punch does deal a LOT more damage than expected, to where I have to forgo a turn and heal. Let's try Milk Drink now ...It worked and Ashka awoke and avoided sucker punch and reagined HP sweet you go girl ...back to sleep. This battle is taking MUCH LONGER THAN WANTED. Except now Morty is out of PP for Sucker Punch, and has to use Shadow Ball. Haha, fucker. Ashka finishes off Gengar and the second Haunter in next to no time, levels up like twice, and we're out! M: How is this possible... S: Scrappy, bitch. Get some. M: I don't think our potentials are different. But you seem to have something more than that... S: Yes, I have a Miltank. M: So be it. This badge is yours. S: Later, nice Mismagius scarf, blah blah. Badge obtained \o/ SO. First, we stop at the Ruins of Alph, according to this book... thing, there's a moonstone in here, which I can use to DESTROY JOHTO. Easy obtained, Mimi evolves. ..Also I'll take this time to note that Ashka can learn Shadow Ball. I didn't let her, but hey that's pretty cool. So I'll recap now, on my current team, before I head off to Olivine City, and ultimately, Cianwood. ~~~~~Team~~~~~ Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 26 2T3RR@ (Graveler, name changed to be more fitting), Lv. 26 Mimi (Nidoqueen), Lv. 26 Ashka (Miltank), Lv. 25 ??? (Eevee), Lv. 5 Yep, picked up Bill's Eevee, and I already know exactly what she'll be <3

Amethyst would be glad you like it, but as she isn't on at the moment, I'll say it for her. "glad you like it" Kay there. Also, I'm taking this as like, your introduction to the community, so welcome, sanity is to be discarded somewhere in the Byxbision (still can't spell it) Wasteland for some poor soul to pick up, and enjoy your stay.

Okay so! Next update, I've made it into Ecruteak City, and this'll cover up to Morty's Gym battle. Starting from Whitney's gym, I went next door and stole that bishes Squirtbottle. no she actually gave it to me On the way there I had no trouble--Mimi handled everything... ...Almost. I almost lost Gontier to School Kid Alan's Tangela, that fucking hacker. The beauties that double ambush you gave me a bit of trouble with Sing, but overall Mimi kicked even more ass. Damn she's good. daddy is proud <3 Nothing else of intrest, besides the fact that the route 37 pokemon was a Pidgyey; RIGHT AFTRER IT WAS A VULPIX qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq qqqqqqq qq qq q Ecruteak City was nothing special, I beat some team rocket guy that was harassing that kimono chick like dude wtf just because you don't have the money for a lap dance chill out bro rly I got Surf out of it, but Mimi can't learn it until I get a moon stone, which I need surf TO GET. So I caught a sentret as an HM slave. Burned tower was interesting, Ikaaru tried to take me on and LOST BECAUSE HE'S A NUB jk TERRA handled it like a bawss shame she hasn't evolved Eusine and his stalker self (The hair? REally? That's worse than Lyra, goddamn >>) he decided to be like more agressive towards suicune, whatever that means Now that we're caught up I'm on Route 39- THE CATCH IS A FUCKING MILTANK OMG YESSSSS I CAN ABUSE ERRBODY except it was a bitch to lower because of Milk Drink qq AND SHE'S CAUGHT named herrrrrrr um Ashka because I ahd asked Ashka to name her she took too long So now we're rolling with a family of four! Gontier, Ashka, 2TERRA, and Mimi! I think we need another guy sometime soon, Gontier's lonly as fuck. so it;s grinding time! I'll update this post later when I face Morty, so stay tuned in!

Sure you aren't Roo. Sure you aren't. God Terra was a fun match. That commentary was... amazing.

Yeah uhm, that works I'll be picking this up from Goldenrod City because NOTHING of importance has happpened except losing my Hoothoot to a crit Astonish! ~~~~~Rules~~~~~ - First Pokemon is the only one catchable, per route/area - All pokemon must have a nickname - Once a pokemon is fainted, it must be deposited in the Graveyard Box in the PC - Bug Catching Contest is exempt from the First Pokemon per area, but you may still only get one pokemon from it. Plus it's a one time thing. - No battle, no matter how small, is exempt from killing your pokemon. - Pokemon bred from eggs are viable to use, but only if the parent has been fainted. ~~~~~Rules~~~~~ Now uhm I'm picking this up, the exact location is the day care so here we go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I walked out of Ilex forest and uhm the first thing I found was AN ABRA which I caught and named Aquamarine but ended up boxing figure the next thing I found was a ditto which i wanted for a breeding slut but ok cool bro why don't you just taunt me by becoming Gontier and eating a Headbutt Goldenrod City time! I stopped at the pokemon center and deposited the Togepi that hatched, named Castiel because I couldn't be bothered to come up with a name (togepi had hustle so I don't see myself using it) and also Aquamarine went in the PC And then I went straight to Route 35 and caught, of all things, a Nidoran Female! Cool, now I'm getting some shit man Named her Mimi and changed my clock to thursday to go in and get a Scyther, which I did, and named it Reaper, but since non-technican I was like lol fuck and put HER in the PC too I have more backup pokemon than team members atm I could actually make a full team out of it ;~; Mimi is really surprising me by like OHKOing anything that tries to hurt her Granted I'm back in Ilex forest but damn girl wow you double kick that kakuna in the crotch daddy loves you And now I'm in Whitney's gym! again now I'm jsut letting Mimi double kick everything, and she's obviously female so I'm not worried about Milftank. First Beauty: double kick lol Second Beauty: double kick gg no re Honest to got this is like the best training ever for Mimi, no joke Third Beauty: OH SHIT FURY SWIPES HITS LIKE FIVE TIMES EVERY TIME REALLY NOW it's k he got poisoned anyways Poison Point +1 Mimi tanks them all with like one hp so it's k for now i hope Little girl #4 proves to be like nothing double kick again lol goml noobs ..except snubbull is like tanking and haxing me to all hell 2Terra says lolmagnitude fucking hanging on with 1 HP you littel snubbull bitch qq yah you go die now never liked you anyways little snubbull Yeah so now it's Whitney time! Funfun My Team: - Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 22 - 2TERRA (Geodude), Lv. 20 - Mimi (Nidoran F), Lv. 14 yeah look she's low leveled deal with it i'm actually scared shitless because I don't wanna lose her Whitney: Hi! I'm Whitney! Silver: ...Go on. W: You! I remember you from the Radio Tower just now! S: Yes, you were the weird girl who couldn't get past the third question... W:Everyone was into pokemon, so I got into it too! S: Peer pressure much? W: Pokemon are super cute! S: Not all of them, bu- W: You want to battle? S: You didn't even let me finish my se- W: Alright, but I'm warning you; I'm good! S: ... So she sends out Clefairy which I'm scared of metronome giving her something useful Firs tMetronome was giga drain Mimi shrugged that off like a boss mon Second gave her Bullet Punch AND I GOT A CRIT DOUBLE KICK YEAH EAT THAT oh you survived wow you're bulkier than i thought Mimi takes a double slap, that knowcked her down to 20 HP--enough to do this, and Poison Point kicked in! yay Mimi finishes her off with a double kick to the female parts and now comes THE BIG BOY (GIRL) She sends out Miltank. My heart is literally pounding right now and omg help I send out 2TERRA hoping to wall her and end this before it even begins? Stomp does wow like six damage whitney you nub you're weak 2TERRA is also female so I can't be attracted. This battle is going easier than though, and with +2 Speed I start going ham on her ass because she's good enough to take not two but like five Rock Throws aaaand I can't even attack because I'm still slower and DOUBLE FLINCH this bish is like omg fak FINALLY GOT OFF A ROCK THROW then flinched a couple more times AND SHE GETS A CRIT FLINCH ... ............... loljk 2TERRA is fine and restrs healthback to like full ok so attempt 2 I got a second Rock Polish off so no more Lfinching and I slam her with a magnitude 9 milk drink mag 8 milk drink again mag 9 She's laughing at this point, uses Milk Drink I flip a shit and get a crit Magnitude 9 TAKING HER DOWN AND SHE DOESN'T MILK DRINK AND I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY USED HER SUPER POTION ... ....................... .................................................... She has two fucking Super Potions. Wow. Fuck you, Whitney. Magnitude 8 stomp Magnitude 6 stomp Super Potion (2TERRA is at like no health) stomp Magnitude 9 stomp ...Now. I'm in range to kill her, but ONLY from a Magnitude 8. It's like the most suspenseful moment in this life. Wow I'm geniunely like oh god this is Magnitude 6. She uses Milk Drink and we GO AGAIN FAITOOOOO And basically how this goes is pretty much the rest of ym 18 magnitudes. ... Whitney loses and she starts crying! nub. On my way out to heal my pokemon one of her like maid shick stops me and tells me to not forget my badge riiiight Whitney: Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaah! Silver: And... you're a Johto League Gym Leader.\ Whitney: *Snivel, Hic* You meanie! S: Can I just have my badge. W: What? What do you want? A badge? S: pls W: Oh, right, I forgot. Here's the Plain Badge. S: thank god I can leave this hellhole. Also, Mimi evolved into a beautiful Nidorina. ~~~~Team~~~~ - Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 22 - 2TERRA (Geodude), Lv. 21 - Mimi (Nidorina), Lv. 16

Just to let you know I'm reading/love this right here so keep it up k bai

Abe Lincoln the Geodude Is it Mt. Rushmore, as the reference? Otherwise, gg you barely got past roark

Actually, Amethyst has a hand-drawn map of the Reborn reigon as a whole, somewehre--it's just finding it that takes work.

I noticed but didn't say anything. I honestly have no clue ._.

Yeah holy shit this still exists I'll do it in the morning if you people are still interested >><<

..I honestly expected Hoenn? But Sinnoh is cool too ^^

(22:55:39) +Eternal Edge: HEY AYA (22:55:43) [Reborn]Aya: Oh, my cue to leave. I'm pretty sure nobody else is going to challenge. (22:55:44) Heracross: Hmm. Weather wars are always fun. (22:55:45) [Reborn]Aya: Goodnight. (22:55:45) +Eternal Edge: How're things with the boyfriend? (22:55:46) ~~~ [Reborn]Aya was released. ~~~ (22:53:07) [Reborn]Aya: There's no logic in these games... (22:53:09) [Reborn]Aya: You all are silly.

Not sure on iPhone, plus it's a lot easier on andriod :I